Funny comment: As soon as others confessed, my mind became isolated.

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Guys, love me or eat shit, which one do you choose? [Shy]

used my 12-year-old cousin’s QQ account to add a girl to the 05 post group, almost laughing at me

Am I ugly? Don't say "um"

There is a trick to make girls a day, have you learned it?

I have been added to WeChat by a girl, how can I reply differently?

Has anyone ever said that you look like a star?

I am a doctor, and if you are sick, you are sick

Cold knowledge, half of Australia’s population, located in the red zone

Solve, why is it 79%

What is going on? Baidu says it is a precursor to liver cancer, true or false.

I just met a woman, why is she so active?

What kind of input method is this, too bad

I lent my car to a friend on a business trip last month, and I don’t know what he did

Can you leave a name when you come to "Jiang"?

boys like to wear cute underwear,Shame?

This is the first time I bring my cousin to swim, what should I pay attention to?

Zhuangshan is not embarrassing, the embarrassing thing is...

Why didn't the house price rise in Cao County?

One ton of gold, one ton of US dollars, one ton of RMB, which is more valuable?

Do you know what these two are?

Unsuspecting

I met a girl I thought I liked while taking the subway. Everyone, help me think about how to talk to her?

Ask if you don’t understand, can you cool down through the bangs?

Friend Moments copywriting, the big guys give me one, I want to press her

The word "demolition" upstairs is so high, how did it spray it up? ?

Why are few people wearing headphones on the street?

I really don’t understand,A good shared electric car, why should I cut the seat

Because of the color of the barrel, I had a fight with my wife. Now in the Civil Affairs Bureau, what color is this?

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Young man, don’t you feel spicy when you eat this way? Do you make eggs like this taste better? Dog, who will explain how insecure it is to use such equipment at home? Which brother’s mask is dropped off? Cat: This is really fun, it’s not that my father can’t do such a thing. If - DayDayNews

Young man, don’t you feel spicy when you eat this way? Do you make eggs like this taste better? Dog, who will explain how insecure it is to use such equipment at home? Which brother’s mask is dropped off? Cat: This is really fun, it’s not that my father can’t do such a thing. If

Brother, let’s not dress like this when we catch a fish. It’s so embarrassing to be seen.

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I joined a new company. A female colleague often talked to me and gave me a cup of hot milk tea from time to time. I was moved to tears, so I took her decisively and took her down. Not long after dating, she took me home. When her mother saw me, she said excitedly: "Qian Nian Dao - DayDayNews

I joined a new company. A female colleague often talked to me and gave me a cup of hot milk tea from time to time. I was moved to tears, so I took her decisively and took her down. Not long after dating, she took me home. When her mother saw me, she said excitedly: "Qian Nian Dao

100 funny jokes and jokes (17)

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Please stick the slogan in the kitchen. Who said that Zhanggui Tong’s clothes look like shrimp dumplings! Once he accepted this setting...Mother-in-law: Isn’t anyone really speaking for me? - DayDayNews

Please stick the slogan in the kitchen. Who said that Zhanggui Tong’s clothes look like shrimp dumplings! Once he accepted this setting...Mother-in-law: Isn’t anyone really speaking for me?

Lie to my mother that she was pregnant to escape school? Hahahahahahahaha I'm crazy

04/28 1950

1. Hilarious classic blind dates and funny jokes. What I encountered last night was really strange. First, the girl who had an appointment for a blind date did not come, and then a woman I didn’t know walked into the restaurant and looked at me and then left. It was so inexplicab - DayDayNews

1. Hilarious classic blind dates and funny jokes. What I encountered last night was really strange. First, the girl who had an appointment for a blind date did not come, and then a woman I didn’t know walked into the restaurant and looked at me and then left. It was so inexplicab

Hilarious classic blind date funny jokes, embarrassing girlfriend funny jokes

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1. Hilarious classic class funny jokes, the teacher asked in chemistry class: What is sodium? The classmates looked at each other in silence. The chemistry teacher was a little angry and raised the volume and said: What is sodium? Suddenly the teacher's phone rang: It was a magic - DayDayNews

1. Hilarious classic class funny jokes, the teacher asked in chemistry class: What is sodium? The classmates looked at each other in silence. The chemistry teacher was a little angry and raised the volume and said: What is sodium? Suddenly the teacher's phone rang: It was a magic

Hilarious classic class funny jokes, hilarious movie funny classic jokes

04/28 1196

★What is the previous sentence "Peals on the road want to break their souls"? God’s reply: The streets are full of cars getting drunk. ★ "Swish"! I stood in front of you and looked at you affectionately. What would you do? God replied: You scared me again! ★The first drink I thin - DayDayNews

★What is the previous sentence "Peals on the road want to break their souls"? God’s reply: The streets are full of cars getting drunk. ★ "Swish"! I stood in front of you and looked at you affectionately. What would you do? God replied: You scared me again! ★The first drink I thin

Q&A (God's reply)

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Girls, are you here to joke? I won't tell you what happened in the future. Let's take a look at the large-tonnage water waist. The sisters are married and there are too many girlfriends, so we can only pull them with a tractor! - DayDayNews

Girls, are you here to joke? I won't tell you what happened in the future. Let's take a look at the large-tonnage water waist. The sisters are married and there are too many girlfriends, so we can only pull them with a tractor!

I stayed there for a few days before I found out that there was this thing under the bed. Now the landlord should not be deducted from the deposit, right?

04/27 1888

As the saying goes, "Dog laughs and falls into a baby", refers to those funny things that make people laugh so hard that they can't stop laughing. Dog, bitch, here refers to a pregnant bitch. This long road is long, and even though I know the traffic jam is so serious, Te Deng br - DayDayNews

As the saying goes, "Dog laughs and falls into a baby", refers to those funny things that make people laugh so hard that they can't stop laughing. Dog, bitch, here refers to a pregnant bitch. This long road is long, and even though I know the traffic jam is so serious, Te Deng br

What does Beiliunong often say that "the dog has a baby with a smile" mean?

04/27 1184

Because it rained too heavily in the morning, there was no way to go, so I had to stop leaving the stall. Fortunately, the rain began to stop at 9:30, and then the sky was clear and the sun was shining brightly. My mood was getting better, so I opened the map and found a good pla - DayDayNews

Because it rained too heavily in the morning, there was no way to go, so I had to stop leaving the stall. Fortunately, the rain began to stop at 9:30, and then the sky was clear and the sun was shining brightly. My mood was getting better, so I opened the map and found a good pla

The third day of setting up a stall in Dongguan, today is a leisurely day

04/26 1489

1. My son was beaten by my wife when he was naughty and disobedient. He cried and howled: "Dad save me!!" Seeing my wife's fierce move, I didn't dare to say anything. My son cried even louder and shouted, "What kind of man are you? What kind of man are you? I watched her beat me - DayDayNews

1. My son was beaten by my wife when he was naughty and disobedient. He cried and howled: "Dad save me!!" Seeing my wife's fierce move, I didn't dare to say anything. My son cried even louder and shouted, "What kind of man are you? What kind of man are you? I watched her beat me

Joke: After dinner, my husband suddenly said: Wife, after meeting you, I can only say that I am a tough life

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