Two pieces of ancient pornographic jokes, see how the ancestors used pornographic jokes

1. The usage of pillows is different

Ancient pillow

It is said that during the Guangxu period of the Qing Dynasty, the same family in Shanxi, the daughter was married to the next county when she grew up, and when she returned to her mother's house, her mother I asked her privately, "Are there any differences between their customs and ours?" The daughter lowered her head shyly and said, ""The other customs are the same, only the use of pillows is different. When sleeping here, the pillow is under the head, but they put the pillow under the waist. "(I don’t know if you put the pillow under your head or your waist tonight [・_・?])

2. Half up

There is a couple who are newly married because they covet to sleep until noon. Haven't gotten up yet. The mother-in-law was quite dissatisfied, so she sent the maidservant at home to see what was going on. After a while, the maidservant returned and replied, "The official and the lady are already half up. "The mother-in-law asked what was going on, and the maid replied: "The official only raised the upper body, while the lady only raised the lower body. ”