My husband came home from get off work, and his wife took his son's test paper with zero marks. Shouting to my husband: Is this the elite soldier you left behind when you led hundreds of millions of elite soldiers, fought hard, and captured the position that I had defended for more than 20 years? That day, my husband was drunk.
I heard that when I was drunk, I would tell the truth, so my wife asked: "What do you want to do when you have money in the future?" Husband: "I want to marry five wives!" Husband said in a trance: "I'm too tired, I need weekends!"
The company has three new employees. The three are inseparable, like brothers. One day I saw the three of them and said, "Three musketeers", who are they? Knowing that one of them said indifferently, "Only I am a musketeer, and the two of them are pistols." , patted his head, A said: "Please don't do it again, I'm going to scream again." Colleague B said: "You scream, no one can hear you scream."
The wife has He started to take medicine for a cold, and the bacteria in his body held an emergency meeting to discuss the plan to escape quickly, so as not to be eliminated. The meeting finally decided: take the submarine at 9:30 that night! Work everywhere; have to stick your head in; no holidays; wet and dark work environment; difficulty breathing with a plastic mask; always forced to dry until vomiting.
On the second day of the wedding, the bride clamored for a divorce because her husband had a serious occupational disease! Friends advised her, 'Men value their careers very much! ' Unexpectedly, the bride scolded: "What a business, he is a milkman!"
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