My husband came home from get off work, and his wife took his son's test paper with zero marks. Shouting to my husband: Is this the elite soldier you left behind when you led hundreds of millions of elite soldiers, fought hard, and captured the position that I had defended for more than 20 years? That day, my husband was drunk.
I heard that when I was drunk, I would tell the truth, so my wife asked: "What do you want to do when you have money in the future?" Husband: "I want to marry five wives!" Husband said in a trance: "I'm too tired, I need weekends!"
The company has three new employees. The three are inseparable, like brothers. One day I saw the three of them and said, "Three musketeers", who are they? Knowing that one of them said indifferently, "Only I am a musketeer, and the two of them are pistols." , patted his head, A said: "Please don't do it again, I'm going to scream again." Colleague B said: "You scream, no one can hear you scream."
The wife has He started to take medicine for a cold, and the bacteria in his body held an emergency meeting to discuss the plan to escape quickly, so as not to be eliminated. The meeting finally decided: take the submarine at 9:30 that night! Work everywhere; have to stick your head in; no holidays; wet and dark work environment; difficulty breathing with a plastic mask; always forced to dry until vomiting.
On the second day of the wedding, the bride clamored for a divorce because her husband had a serious occupational disease! Friends advised her, 'Men value their careers very much! ' Unexpectedly, the bride scolded: "What a business, he is a milkman!"
In order to protect ancient books, the master could not afford to kneel down. He was unworthy of his descendants and fought for property and destroyed the books. He died, but where are the books?
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