[funny joke] I quarreled with my boyfriend two days ago, and neither of them spoke, and went home to do their own things; when I went to work in the afternoon, I couldn't help it, so I sent him a message: What are you doing? ? You haven't spoken to me for two days, can we talk about something, do you have to be so cold and violent? As a result, he still ignored me half an hour after I posted it. My colleague saw it and gave me an idea, and then I sent him another message: I bought stockings! As a result, my boyfriend replied in seconds: What color...
[Funny joke] In the 30s of the new year, everyone eats New Year's Eve at home, but my father is still on duty at work; Dad sent a message: Happy New Year, Dad; Dad replied: Thank you, daughter, Dad is still on patrol right now, so I'll be back later; then I asked Dad: Have you eaten yet? Dad, when you come back, I will show you the fireworks in and ; after an hour or so, my father replied: I caught a few fireworks just now, and I will go back later; …
[funny jokes 】Now the Chinese New Year is not like the old custom of the past, getting up before dawn and kowtow from house to house New Year greetings , now all New Year greetings are done on mobile phones, sending a text message, the whole video, sending a red envelope or something; after eating, I will Picking up the phone, I first sent some irrelevant New Year messages to my colleagues, and then I sent New Year's greetings to my own people. I had to send them well, and I wanted to receive red envelopes; I sent my uncles, aunts and uncles almost, and also sent red envelopes. My aunt is almost here, next is my aunt; my aunt is far away in , Sichuan , and if I haven't seen it once in a few years, I edited a New Year's message: Happy New Year, aunt, I wish my aunt's family a healthy new year and everything goes well , I love you; after about 20 minutes, my aunt returned to me: big nephew,Happy New Year to you too! ......I seriously doubt that my aunt's input method is handwritten
[Funny jokes] In recent years, every New Year's Eve, a treasure will let Jifu exchange red envelopes, and every day when I go to work, I see my colleagues take a The mobile phones were scanning each other's blessings and transferring the characters to each other; I glanced at the colleague at the next table, he was also scanning the characters for blessings with a mobile phone, and suddenly he came up to me and said to me: I scanned a family photo, help me I still paid for the flower, I said that it is not wrong, there is hope for the flower next year; my colleague said: I don’t feel like I’m tens of millions, so I’m sorry for the picture I scanned... I looked at his computer On Baidu, he found a black coffin with the word "blessing" on it...
[Funny joke] Some time ago, dirty buns were popular on the Internet. I always heard from colleagues that dirty buns were delicious. I just bought two of them. I opened them up and tasted them when I got home in the evening. The taste was really good. The family ate them up after a while. The next day, my colleague asked me how the dirty buns last night were delicious. I said it was delicious, and she also placed the order; a few days later, my colleague said to me with a bitter face: Why is the dirty buns I ate not as delicious as you said? After speaking, I took out the dirty bag she ordered, and I looked at it: Why is it moldy bread? A colleague said: I bought it and it looked very clean. I thought I would leave it for a few days and wait for it to become moldy. Isn't it just a dirty bag...
