A dog who loves watching TV!
I just want to know where your husband slept yesterday?
Immortal method, the technique of changing heads!
Cherish life and stay away from road rage!
Sure enough, my daughter was my husband's lover in the past life! I'm furious!
I was amazed when the sun shone on it!
The history of the evolution of the father, kindness and filial piety
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is revealed in an instant!
Never eat chili peppers while kissing.
Miss Sister is so beautiful!
After finishing the buffet, I was about to get up to leave, but was stopped by the waiter, who had to make up the difference. I was very angry: "I don't have any leftovers, why do you want me to pay the price difference?" Waiter: "Yes sir, you didn't waste anything, but our 23 yuan self-service hot pot, you didn't eat anything, just drink us when you come. Two boxes of drinks and one box of yogurt, do you want to make up the price difference?" I'm really speechless when you say that...but I seem to have forgotten to eat.
Last night, after the restaurant closed, I Lock the door and go home. It's not too far away, so I'm too lazy to ride a bike.Walking to the corner of a house, a person suddenly flashed out and shouted in a low voice: Don't move! Hit jie! I was taken aback, and when I saw it was a guy in his twenties, he looked quite energetic, and he breathed a sigh of relief and said, "There are still people playing this these days?" ! The boy said angrily: Stop talking nonsense! Hand over your valuables! ! I glanced at him and said with a smile: I am the only person I am worth! do you want? ! The guy was stunned for a moment, scolded "you want to be beautiful", turned his head and left... Really gone...
The new designer of the company is very good at doing things. He came to the company on the first day to work and bought it for everyone. After breakfast, I also bought a pot of flowers for 's wife, , which was very popular with all the people in the office. That day, 's boss and the proprietress had a disagreement and quarreled. Every time the boss and the proprietress quarreled, we thought it was their family affairs, and it was inconvenient to interrupt. But this time it was different, the designer whispered to the boss in the past: boss, the old saying is good: home and everything can prosper , why compare with wife . Then he took the proprietress out again, not knowing what he was talking about. Today, the boss suddenly announced that the new designer Xiao Liu is the design director and the supervisor of the office.
Some private car owners feel that having a car is great. It rained a few days ago, and and 's cousin were waiting for the bus at the platform. A private car rushed past us like a Mercedes-Benz regardless; it was still a little cold this season, splashing us with water, and there was nothing we could do. Just when we were helpless, we found that the car was not for mourning. It stopped not far from us. A few people got off and were about to leave. We stepped forward and reasoned. If you have water on your body, you can blame God for the rain."My cousin sniffed, looked at the car, did not speak, walked to the car and took a few pictures. The owner of the car said, "Just take a picture and sue me if you have the ability." So my cousin called, and the police came over and issued a ticket. The owner said, "They made the water on their bodies." "They reported you drink driving and violating a traffic ban by parking on a no-stop road". Shit, the owner of the car smells disgusting, and the no-stop sign on the back of the car is so clear. I feel that this light rain is not too good.
I have been working outside for a long time! I took a car all day to get home. As soon as I got home, my wife asked me to go to the rice fields to spread fertilizer ! So I drove to the rice field with a bag of fertilizer, two acres of land, and finished spreading in one hour! When I was happily humming a song and preparing to go home, my wife came over on a battery car and asked me which land I put on? I pointed it out, how could I know about this piece of land? The wife roared: Do you know a hammer, that is the place of Xiao Zhang's house, as many as ours! Next to his left is our home! I was so angry that I went to Xiao Zhang to ask for money and money. When I got to Xiao Zhang’s house, I explained the ins and outs of the matter, and said that 100 yuan for fertilizer is enough. He also pulled it down and roared: Yi, I just spread the fertilizer yesterday. You will burn the rice seedlings for me if you spread it again. I don’t want to ask you for more, just pay me 500 yuan for the rice seedlings! I...
