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1. My brother is working in a hotel. One day, a guest came to pick up something, but the deposit slip was lost, so I had to write in the hotel remarks "The deposit slip is lost and the luggage has been taken." Said "Muzi Li", the elder brother said "I'm sorry, the primary school teacher died early..."

2, a friend was arrested for doing health care, the police station called her daughter-in-law to get money and money, his daughter-in-law was dead, and later The old man went to the police station to save the person, and walked out of the gate of the police station. The old man said that you should be careful next time when you do this. You are also unlucky. You were caught doing this kind of thing. When her husband came back, the thief ran away in a hurry, and jumped downstairs without clothes on. When he stood up from the crowd dizzy, he found that many people were looking at him, he had an idea and said: So this is the earth!

4, I ate at a stall. I searched my pockets and had no money. Forgot to change your clothes. So apply oil to the soles - slips away . Then I said to the boss : "Boss, you are so muscular, how about long-distance running?" The boss smiled and said, "It's really not that good." Well, I didn't bring any money." Then the boss let the dog go...

5, my mother called me, my sister, and my third aunt to come home, saying that there was a meeting, and people didn't know what to do when they arrived. , I can't play mahjong, and I'm not good at poker. My mother started to say, "I think it's too hot, it's a waste to turn on the air conditioner, and it's good to call you all here. Seeing so many people, I don't know what to do! The air conditioner is also dry..."

6, I vaguely remember that summer, I took my girlfriend to the dance hall to dance. The first time my girlfriend went, she didn't dare to jump, so she sat outside and smashed melon seeds.I was dancing on the dance floor and saw a boy invite her to dance, and the boy had stretched out a hand gracefully as an invitation. I saw with my own eyes that she gave the man a handful of melon seeds. . . . .

7. Walking on the road, I suddenly saw a rope tied to a dog by the grass. It happened that my dog's leash was broken, and I could just pick it up and replace it. Haha, I am as witty as me! So I bent over and picked it up, but I didn't think about it, a dog was tied to the other end of the rope... I broke my high heels!

8. Now that I'm here, I won't be squeamish anymore. I said sternly, it's all in the same community, and everyone is usually a little familiar. I heard that you recently divorced, and I'm also a bachelor , We are about the same age, I think we are quite suitable, I am not afraid to take the liberty, I just come to find you, just want to be with you, if it is suitable, we will live together, what do you think? Her face blushed slightly, she lowered her head and pondered for a while, then looked up at me and said, since you are so honest with , I will not hide it. I only divorced him when I had another woman outside. If you want to get along with me, character is the most important thing. I don't want to fall into the same somersault twice in a row on the road of life.

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