Humorous joke: What is this thing the matchmaker introduced? Not only does he have body odor, he is also very sloppy

[humorous joke] My brother recently made a new girlfriend, and today I took my son to go shopping with her. We both fell in love with a bag in the Chanel store. When it was time to pay at the cashier, my younger brother and sister and I took out our wallets at the same time, and politely gave in a few times, arguing to pay the other party... At this time, the younger son suddenly hugged my thigh and shouted anxiously: Auntie, hurry up! I helped you hold her down! The two broke up the next day...... It is said that the family will be angry later!

[humorous joke] I didn't expect my father to open a company and become a branch after being spotted by a big company. He bought me a 200,000 mountain bike this month. On weekends, I rode this car to find my buddies. I ended up riding into a ditch and I fell bruised. Afraid of going home and being scolded, I took a big rock and smashed my bike. When I got home, I told my dad that I was accidentally hit by someone while riding a bike!

[humorous joke] When I was a freshman, there was an roommate in our dormitory who was always a beat slower than others! One morning, one elective course , all the roommates in the dormitory skipped the class, he went by himself. After three classes, the roommate came back and said to us, "Alas, and were all remembered in class. A few buddies who skipped class were surprised: Didn't you go? Him: I played too seriously with my phone, and I sat a little back. I didn't hear the teacher's name.

[humorous joke] My brother-in-law came home drunk at night after drinking beer. My sister was angry, but she couldn't get mad at the drunk, so she put on lipstick and kissed her sleeping husband several times on the neck and face. The next day when my brother-in-law woke up, my sister started quarrel with him and asked him where he was fooling around yesterday. The mother-in-law came over to persuade him to fight, and when she saw the lipstick mark on her son's face, she slapped her when she went up.In the next few days, my brother-in-law was trying to remember what he did that night...

[humorous joke] In the past few days, I have been running my business outside all day long. Because the weather is really hot, I have been a little bit angry recently . I couldn't take it anymore after work this day, so I asked my husband to go to the supermarket to buy a watermelon and come back to relieve the heat. After my husband bought it back, he cut it open and saw that it was and eggs. I asked: is this the watermelon you bought? ? What do you think about the sign? ? My husband took off his sunglasses and suddenly realized: I bought them wearing sunglasses.

[humorous joke] A buddy got married and has always been very kind to his wife. His daughter-in-law is very willful. Since she was in school, she has been bullying him and spending money indiscriminately, but the buddy has no complaints. That night, my buddy drank too much and told us the truth: my daughter-in-law's father's generation had seven brothers, and then my daughter-in-law had 12 cousins, she was the only girl in this generation, by the way, she also has a younger brother. So even if my daughter-in-law kills me, I won't fight back, because this is love...

[humorous joke] The matchmaker introduced me to a very charming man, and only when I arrived at the scene did I know that he had body odor , and it's sloppy! So, I found an excuse and said, "I have something to go." The man asked for a V letter, and I said, "The phone is broken." The next day he asked me, and I said, "I have a headache, I won't go. He scolded on the phone: "Who do you think you are! Your phone broke after a long time of meeting, but you just wanted me to buy a phone for you. Now it's a headache, what do you want? You want me to give it to you." Are you buying medicine?"

[humorous joke] The leader liked my wife's figure and promoted me to be the regional manager, and I immediately divorced my wife.Within a few days, I was married to a divorced woman with children. After the marriage, my son and this child were particularly incompatible, and the two often quarreled. Last night, there was another quarrel because of stealing the TV remote control. My son asked him with a fruit knife: Do you believe that I killed you with a knife? Then, while talking and learning Xiao Li's flying knife, the child was stunned for two seconds and then returned to the room with a whimper. The son was very proud to hold the knife and planned to cut the fruit, and then he found that there was only one handle left...