Short humorous sentences with high EQ humorous sentences with high EQ

1. In the poker game of life, God deals the cards, but we play the cards.

2. Don't think too much of yourself, you must know that in other people's world, no matter how well you do, you are only a supporting role.

3. I usually appear in the afternoon, otherwise you will fall in love with me sooner or later.

4. The world is ours, and the children's, but sooner or later it's the grandchildren's!

5. Journey to the West tells us that monsters with backgrounds will be rescued by the leaders, and those without backgrounds will be beaten to death by a stick!

6. I went to the supermarket with my father, and saw a man and a woman begging for food on the side of the road. We walked around and my father sighed: Even the begging has a daughter-in-law. I replied with a smile: He should be begging after he has a wife.

7. Recently I bought a box of facial mask powder on the Internet. It was prepared with honey or yogurt. When the mask arrived, I went to the supermarket to buy a box of yogurt. When I opened the yogurt, I felt that the face was less important.

8. If anyone asks me how I got through those hard years. I only have one sentence to answer: there is a powerful spiritual force supporting me, called "I want to die but I don't dare".

9. Everyone else looks good when they smile, but you are different. You look funny.

10. The so-called dilemma is that there is a forehead pattern when looking up, and a double chin when looking down!

11. A lot of times you don't push yourself, you know you have a knack for screwing things up.

12. As long as there are couriers on the way, I feel that there is still some hope in this life!

13. Taking a math test is like a doctor operating on a dying patient. Anyway, I did my best in the first sentence.

14. Women are still emotional after all, and have no immunity to various small animals, such as Bugatti Veyron, Hummer, Jaguar, Land Rover, BMW, etc., and of course, Tmall.

15. Our famous snack "Haggis"! Every time I go to the boss, I always ask: "How many chops?", "Four!", "Are all four pure chops?", "Yes!".

16. Now I can't afford the AA system, so I invented an AAB system. It's you AA, I'll go with a B face.

17. Whether two people can stay together for a long time is very important, but for foodies, three meals are more important.

18. "Don't ask me if I'm a single dog in the future, it is against the law for us gods to fall in love with mortals!" "Why, now a single dog can evolve into a roaring dog?"

19. Open when you are alone Looking at the wallet, my heart is instantly balanced. At least I have a wallet, and my wallet has nothing!

20. I put a stuffy fart in the elevator, I shouted "something is muddy", so the person in the elevator sucked my fart clean.

21. I always thought I was smart and talented until I went to a driving school!

22. My girlfriend said that I am too mother, I am very hot, thinking about arguing with her, she will not dislike my mother, but in the end she did not quarrel with her, and she was so angry that she cried.

23. After taking the English listening test, I realized a truth: some words should only be said to those who understand.

24. As for makeup, before the age of 25, the collagen that comes with the system is used to conquer the world. After the age of 30, basically everyone becomes a RMB player.

25. In order to prevent me from spending money indiscriminately next month, I spent all the money ahead of time, with a clean sleeve and a healthy body.

26. I don’t know how the person who talks about it once every six months does it. If I don’t talk for a day, I feel that my talents have nowhere to show.

27. If you step on the banana peel and fall down, you must get up and continue to step on it. It will not slip when you step on it.

28. On the eve of the wedding, my father handed me a wooden box: Son, this is our family's ancestral treasure. It is passed down from male to female, so you must keep it properly. I carefully opened the box and saw a pair of knee pads inside...

29. You have to try everything. If you don't try, how will you know what you are really doing?

30. From nothing at the beginning of the year to nothing at the end of the year, don’t forget your original intention, and a year of work is in vain!