Duan | May Day Holiday Summary

Tragedy

Disparity

*May 1st Holiday Summary*

Friends: Check in with the object in place A, check in at the music festival in place B, and blow the sea breeze with friends in place C....

I: accompany you in the circle of friends They watched all kinds of scenery.

Reason

Today, the high-speed rail security inspection, the machine has been ringing.

The security inspector searched for a long time and could not find any metal, but finally found out that it was my steely will to insist on going to work on May 1st.

Assessment

Job seeker: How long has your company opened? Did it just start? How many people are there in the company? How many do you design?

HR: Opened in 2018, the company has branches, and all designers are recruiting again.

Job seeker: Hello, thank you for your recognition of my ability. Your company has performed very well, but I regret to inform you that your company has not passed my corporate screening and has now been included in my corporate pool. I hope Don't be discouraged by your company, keep working hard.

Potential

An artist puts his paintings for sale in galleries.

One day he went to the gallery to ask if anyone was interested in buying, and the owner replied: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is that a man asked about your work and wanted to know if it had the potential to increase in value after you died. When After I gave him a positive answer, he bought all 15 works."

artist: "Great! What's the bad news? "

The owner said: "That guy is your doctor..." Failed.

I often go to an Internet cafe to surf the Internet. The boss is a woman in her twenties. She is very beautiful and has good LOL skills. Boyfriend, don't come to me, this bunch of diaosi can do so much by surfing the Internet every day. "

It's not just me, dozens of people in the entire Internet cafe all night lost the sound of keystrokes in an instant...

The next minute you're 42 and wondering where the last 21 years have gone.

Effect

Praying is like masturbating:

It feels good to you, but it doesn't work for the person you're thinking about.

Doubt

I really don't understand why a lot of people find "Reminiscence of the Years Like Water" difficult to read.Isn't

only six words in total?

Difficulty

Chinese Level 6 Listening Question:

Xiaofang: "Your sister, you are too embarrassing! My aunt hasn't come this month, so I am so worried about my sister!"

A.小芳的妹妹

B.小芳的爹

C.小芳的娘

D.小芳的大姨妈

E.小芳的姐

F.小芳

G.小芳的男朋友

调查

我随机询问了100 Girls, what brand of shampoo is their favorite?

100% of people answered: "This is the women's bathroom! Get out!"