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2021/05/0421:51:08 funny 744

It seems that I have been prostituting for free. Sometimes I am very impulsive. When my brother saw me so frustrated, he gave me 100 yuan to eat. I chose to use it to start a business. ,The reality is very cruel.

I was hungry one day, but I only had fifty cents when I was scooping my pants pocket. I subconsciously remembered my brother who played from childhood to adulthood. Although he played from childhood to adulthood, our family backgrounds are completely different. He is a young master, and I'm a normal guy, but they're still good friends, so I called and asked him if he wanted to go out to dinner?

My brother is very enthusiastic. He is the only child in the family. He has nothing to worry about since he was a child. A wave of caring greetings means that I still love him [dog head] and asked him "Did he wake up?" After he replied that he woke up, I immediately entered the topic, went out to eat, eat skewers and milk tea

him He happily replied "Okay", he told me that his car had already driven out, just wait for me,

I went on to say, "This time I will treat , you pay" funny told him "Understood"

At this time, my brother started and started , "Did you not wake up buddy?" "You are looking for a fight" next to it

Actually, I know that my brother likes and jokes about . After we met, my brother played a big joke on me and gave me a kick first.Only then did he take me to eat.

After being beaten up, I happily prostituted for a meal.

Xiaobian suggested that as contemporary teenagers, we still have to rely on our own efforts to eat, not today and tomorrow. Relying on which, and are mutual, no one will take you to dinner unconditionally all the time, as a young person, there are old people and young people, you must establish a correct consumption concept and consumption awareness and learn to be frugal .

The story is purely made up, please don't take it seriously[呲tooth]

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