Funny GIF: Don't know what it is like a monkey is drunk? Begging to be drunk

Don't know what it's like when a monkey is drunk? Ask the situation after drinking

Have you ever seen such a powerful magic! ! !

Xinjiang Piyou has gathered! Grand Bazaar Pedestrian Street!

Tesla's first view of autonomous driving, can you sleep while driving?

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paragraph: My best friend loves beauty very much and spent more than 200,000 on plastic surgery. I asked her: Are you not afraid of the pain of plastic surgery? She looked me up and down and said: You are not afraid of being ugly, but I am afraid of pain? make me cry. . .

paragraph: The fat brother bought me the book "Break the Shelter" and I read it for two days. Today, I emptied the closet and shoe cabinet. I want to buy new ones. I have to throw away the old ones. A girl was selling books at the entrance of the cafeteria and wrote in big letters: Buy books for school sister. I was so excited that I couldn't imagine, pretending to flip through the book and asking: Can I really send a book to my senior? The lady replied: Yes. I didn't hesitate to buy all the books that looked charming and colorful, and the extra money even generously said that I don't need to look for it! Then the senior said: The train at 8 o'clock tomorrow night, remember to come to see the senior! Why is

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The king of beasts? ?

Human: You bite me

Medical miracle

Segment: I love to chat in class, but I don't even talk when the teacher punishes me for copying. Then the teacher came up with a trick, whoever chatted with me in class was punished for copying.

paragraph: When I was in the second grade of elementary school, I was assigned a special task by the teacher. It is to check the work of the whole class. After a long time, I found that my own homework was not checked. This discovery was like Columbus discovered the New World. At the beginning, I only dared to do a little less, and later I dared not to do it at all.It didn't feel too beautiful until one day, the teacher asked me to show her the homework. It was the darkest day of my life. The father who never beat me sent me straight to my mother. He also brought a stick, and it was stipulated that he would bring the stick to the school every day and give it to the teacher.

paragraph: A friend who drives a taxi picked up a young guy at the gate of a certain community a few days ago. He got in the car and said out of breath: "Master, go to xx hospital, please hurry up!" As soon as my friend went to the hospital, the guy was so anxious and thought that something must have happened. He was driving fast all the way, overtaking cars continuously, and he was about to run a red light... When he arrived at the destination, the guy said, "Thank you, master, your driving skills are really good." , I was late every time I went out for a drink with my friends, but this time I arrived ten minutes earlier