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Someone said I had depression and committed suicide by jumping off the building. I came out to confirm that I am still alive now! Now filming! Living very well! Gossipers, you are worried!
is famous for playing the role of " Little Soldier Zhang Ga ", and is nicknamed Gazi . He published a ridiculous short video and showed up to prove that he was not dead yet.
Life is endless and funny. It is not the first time Gazi treats himself as mutton.
Do you still remember the stuttering of Gazi's dog?
Relying on the various masters and demons of Bilibili, the dog stealing speed skating , Gazi buried the old melon of "Pan Ga"'s friendship in the dust of the past, and counterattacked and became the top star in the ghost and animal world.
Some people say that Gazi stole the dog and contracted the Internet for a year, and there is nothing wrong with thinking about it carefully.
After stealing dogs, Gazi stole watermelons, Gazi stole earth, Gazi stole Cai Xukun's basketball in his hand, Gazi stole Pan Zi, Dog stole Gazi, Gazi stole Hua Qiang's melons, and even the gems on Thanos gloves are hard to survive.
However, these magically modified animated images are all the big works of netizens' brilliant brain circuits, and the real original pictures are based on a movie starring Gazi.
If you don’t mention this movie, you probably have almost ruined Gazi’s “running and laughing jokes”. Isn’t it that Gazi’s professional actor?
That's right. The waiter who sold the wrong wine and almost suffered from online rape was taken away by Uncle Pan and seriously filmed a movie called "Tough Guy Sniper". She wore a gray suit and held a sniper rifle in her hand. Gazi originally wanted to show her tough guy style, but unexpectedly, she was pulled by Bilibili to perform a large number of ghost performances, which turned into various versions of the "Gazi steals dogs" style.
A stone from another mountain can be used to make jade. I haven’t heard of the box office attendance rate of the movie, but this image of a dog thief made Gazi become the top star in the ghost animal world.
In recent years, as soon as Gazi appeared, some netizens reminded the villagers in each village from a distance: "I heard that Gazi is going to enter the village. Have the dogs in the village and the leeks in the field done all the time?" The words
are carefully savored by netizens, and they are a bit profound!
Some netizens said: "In order to bring goods, people who are full of trains are married to the wife of an EMU flight attendant! They can run so fast with a dog in their arms. If they waved their sickle to cut leeks, fans wouldn't be trembling"?
says that knowledge is productivity. It is no accident that Gazi can achieve what he has today. If a person who pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger, if he doesn’t have some strength, how many people can do it like a salted duck egg in the entertainment industry and be rich?
Gazi, real name Xie Mengwei.
has been unremarkable since childhood, but he is a stupid fool who refuses to accept his fate.
Based on the attitude of not blaming parents and not blaming life without blaming their hardship, Xiao Gazi started learning art at the age of 5. At the age of 10, he successfully entered with all his skills and became the first representative of the cow kids.
html When he was 214 years old, he became a hit with his role in "Little Soldier Zhang Ga".
html When he was 217 years old, he was admitted to Chinese Academy of Opera with the first place in four major courses, such as Sheng, Dan, Jing and Chou, and became a primary school master in the eyes of other parents.
has been the top scorer in every industry. On the road of art, Gazi is taking the red journey of "professional anti-Japanese war".
" My leader My group " bean cake;
"Towards the Fire" Shi Gandang;
"Towards the Victory" stake;
"Towards the Victory";
" Carrying grandma into the city "......
However, the bean cake from that time has become the "funny" today.
The positive role has been played for too long. Gazi's comedy cell that has been suppressed for many years finally broke out in 2014.
This year, Gazi became popular all over the Internet with a funny photo of a Japanese geisha. Her gorgeous and charming hair, a bloody smile that exposed her teeth, and her plump men's chest muscles had such a strong contrast that made netizens call her eyes.
Since that year, Gazi has been spoofing himself on the road, running wildly and can no longer stop the car.
professional veteran driver became popular with his own self-deprecating method, which also attracted the attention of a girl.
In those years, Gazi, who followed the crew around, made the EMU crew laugh with his humor. At that time, Gazi didn't know the girl's ambitions and was never limited to one EMU position.
After graduating from a certain tourism service and management major in Zhoukou , Guo Shanshan only regarded the work of an EMU as a transitional tool for making a living.
Later, with the comprehensive strength of both talent and appearance, the girl stayed at school and became a etiquette teacher.
After Gazi and Guo Shanshan met by chance, the whole process from falling in love, getting married, and then having children was completed in one go.
On May 2, 2017, Gazi and Guo Shanshan officially announced their marriage, and then held a wedding in their daughter-in-law's hometown.
In October of the same year, the eldest son was born. Two years later, Erbao was born. The staffing of the family of four made Gazi more motivated to make money.
A gentleman loves money and takes it with a good idea.
However, Gazi's way was obviously a bit offside.
In 2020, netizens joked that Gazi's live-streaming wine was so special that he couldn't even find out the drunk driving. So Uncle Pan contacted Gazi from a distance and reminded him earnestly, "The water in this industry is so deep."
However, the two subsequent reversals also opened up netizens' horizons. Uncle Pan of Dongpan Xiaoga actually lost his health in the evening. He persuaded Gazi to give up the wine with boiled water flavor, and then started selling alcohol-flavored drinks in the live broadcast room.
At that time, many netizens asked Gazi to persuade Uncle Pan to stop corruption of his character. It would be bad for this. After all, the Pan sketches of the Spring Festival Gala that year also amazed our happy childhood!
's persuasion was amazing, and it completely inspired Gazi to spoof the humorous cells of the old senior. He pretended to cry and called Pan Zi one by one, imitating the tone of Pan Changjiang 's initial persuasion, saying, "I really can't persuade Pan Zi"!
When this wave of Pan Ga's Journey 's popularity faded, he created hot topics again and began to imitate various funny videos of Pan Changjiang's "Gorilla" and "Scorpion's Tail Wave", and wrote: "Did I grasp it?"
However, the purpose of crazy creation of hot topics is still to increase popularity for your live broadcast room and accumulate a large number of fans to cut leeks.
Netizens also asked Gazi why celebrities don’t like filming now? Why do you all do live streaming and sell goods?
Gazi answered sincerely: "Because live streaming makes money than filming movies! Take me for example. I can earn 200,000 by selling goods in 10 minutes of live streaming. The more people scold me, the more I am popular, the more I earn."
Gazi also said: "In the past, it was tiring and hard to be an actor. Sometimes, if a shot was not up to standard, it would take a lot of shots. After shooting it a day, you can only get a pay of 1,000 yuan. If you don't shoot it well, the audience will complain that the acting skills are too bad.
How great is this now? It's easy to sell goods and not tiring, making money quickly and much more, and you can still have time to spend with your family."
Gazi also revealed: "Many variety shows think that my traffic is pretty good now and I want me to go on the show. I feel that I don't have any motivation to participate, because I sit in the live broadcast room and sell more than 1 million yuan of goods every day and earn more than 200,000 yuan every day. Besides, the more you scold me, the more popular I am. In fact, the real purchase of goods is not those fans, but some tourists. They don't have so much time to type and watch the fun. They just place orders and leave after buying the goods."
Someone said: "Gazi can think so, and he lives much more than Uncle Pan who taught him to turn from evil to justice."
However, some netizens also joked that Gazi and Pan Zi are both the ones who laugh at each other for fifty steps.
Netizens have discovered many times that the things in Gazi's live broadcast room are much more expensive than the products on many shopping platforms. The
OEM wine incident has made Gazi's reputation plummet.
After the internet celebrity number Viya fails, it is said that Gazi didn't run away and had to sell two houses in Beijing to make up for the tax of 100 million.
It is said that Gazi once borrowed money from Zhang Yishan , but the other party refused to borrow it, and Gazi was ridiculed by the other party for being unfaithful.
However, Gazi seemed to have forgotten the incident of maliciously reaping Zhang Yishan's reputation. During this year's Goddess Day , Gazi once recommended a Roston watch in the live broadcast room, which is said to be a big brand.
However, netizens expressed confusion. We have only heard of Rolex . What is the relationship between Roston and Rolex?
Some netizens joked that this wave of text games inexplicably reminds people of various high-quality imitation products on Duoduo.
But Gazi shouted so happily, reminding his "family people" that this high-end watch priced at 23,000 was endorsed by his good friend Zhang Yishan. In order to support his good brothers, he would rather put his own pocket on his own than give everyone benefits at the most "real" price, which only costs 299 yuan.
seemed to have specially contacted Zhang Yishan in order to increase credibility, but Zhang Yishan saw that it was his call, but the other party refused to answer it. He said to himself: "My brother is busy and has no time to answer the call." Then he smoothed out that Zhang Yishan sent him a text message, saying that the price could be decided by him.
I don’t know if Zhang Yishan would be so angry that he would vomit blood.
Apart from taking advantage of Zhang Yishan's popularity, Gazi didn't even let Wu Jing go.
In order to sell this "big-name watch", Gazi even took advantage of Wu Jing's preparations for filming "Wolf Warrior 3", saying that Wu Jing would wear this watch on his wrist when making movies. Does Wu Jing know about this?
It seems that Pan Changjiang underestimated Gazi's diving ability in the deep water area. It was not that the water was too deep, but that the diving ability was too strong. He was not afraid of one day the tide receding, revealing Gazi's awkward underwear, whether it was black or white, it was hard to say.
Netizen said: "There are too many scammers now, and there are not enough fools."
However, people who walk a lot of roads at night will eventually encounter ghosts. As the saying goes, the path is one foot higher and the devil is one foot higher. If you ruin the reputation of "friends", aren't you afraid of others settle the score in the future?
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