It’s July, and many young people have graduated. Regarding the elements of the graduation season:
complaints, nostalgia, longing, and confrontation, it combines various elements such as growth, competition, involution, youth, confusion, and future.
Even anti-R dramas would not dare to shoot like this!
This shows how difficult it is for a child to enter the adult world!
A graduation represents the true growth of millions of teenagers. It also symbolizes that a family is basically "getting ahead".
However, behind this is a family's countless money and hard work "krypton"!
By the way, using today’s fashionable vocabulary, it’s called chicken baby !
Although he shouts double reduction, his body is very honest.
Whoever really believes it will be Zhangzidao specialty!
It is not that children are chickens, but that children are trained in a chicken-blooded way, so that children can experience or directly participate in the involution competition in advance!
"Chicken" changed from an animal to a human at the end of the last century, and now it has changed from a noun to a verb. In the world of chicken babies, it is an arms race - the more skills, the better.
If you want to understand these things, you must first understand all kinds of slang in the rice circle.
Look at these, the beards in the white mountains and black waters before will cry!
Chicken babies are also divided into contempt chains and are divided into various levels: Zhawa, Puwa, Vegetarian Chicken and Cow.
If you don’t understand these slang words, you won’t even be able to get into Jiwa’s communication circle.
Because our parents are always very magical.
Otherwise, you see, from nutritional supplements to online classes, from quantum speed reading to Math Olympiad competitions, these things that you can understand in three seconds of calm thinking are IQ taxes, as soon as they are applied to children, they will be involved in cerebral thrombosis, and they will be treated without saying a word. Pay.
Actually, the children don’t want to take the exam, and the parents don’t want to take the exam either. After all, they are so exhausted that they are almost adults. But you can’t do it if you don’t want to do it, they force you to do it!
As long as you have a mobile phone, you can see: parent-child, parenting, class, parents. Punks are flying in all major communities. Children are competing with classmates Versailles, and parents are also competing. It doesn’t matter if you don’t worry, you can only be taken away. wind direction.
Other people’s children have big rocks on their chests when they are three years old, but my own children still don’t know what stones are when they are five years old; other people’s children have passed the college entrance examination with 211 or 985, and even went to study abroad, but my own children have only known about King of Glory and Peace Elite after the college entrance examination. Who should I replace them with? All anxious.
Others are like chickens. If your own children are not chickens, they can only be useless, and they are not worthy of being used as a backdrop for other people’s children. How does
make a duck look? What do you think of Big Goose?
Is it true that children are alienated and become ducks?
The child must have a good figure, otherwise he will not be able to play with the happy ball. Hurry up and arrange a physical interest class for the child.
Raising children has turned into a battle between chickens and babies, which is very worrying for both parents and children.
Children have been taught since childhood that they cannot lose at the starting line, so they can only compete with other children.
The child is about to be vomited from being rolled in. Even a fool like me knows the pain of being rolled in. How can the children not experience it?
So although this generation of children has good material security and a lot of information, they have also fallen into a crazy involution.
html In order to attend a key elementary school, a 15-year-old child actually made a 15-page beautiful PPT resume: he can memorize 100 ancient poems, reads 500 English books every year, and is proficient in many skills such as Go, football, piano, painting, and dance.
I am only five years old. If it were a few decades ago when we were young, we would still be making mud on the street!
And Chicken Baby also puts parents in a torment of millions of debts.
If you want to succeed in exams, your children must go to a good school, and to go to a good school, you must have a school district F.
In order to get his children into a key school, he had no choice but to bite the bullet and buy a house in the school district. He sold his current house and borrowed money D to buy a house in the school district.
instantly became a million dollars in debt.
The old and the young have taken the lead and the profit margin is comparable to that of arms.
It’s not over yet. In addition to the school district F, I won’t talk about children’s essential school studies. In addition, there are also learning and talent cram schools, ranging from traditional English, Mathematical Olympiad, composition, dance, music, art, piano, Roller skating , swimming, fighting to new quantum speed and children's programming.
The child is a learning machine and miserable; while the parents become heavily in debt and want to cry without tears.
Because after all, everyone’s IQ is online. They say two minus, and they can only add up. Otherwise, after graduating from junior high school, their children will go to the factory to make screws, turn on the will-o’-the-wisp and sing and listen to me say thank you. The picture is so beautiful. Just think about it and let the parents shudder!
The chicken is rolled inside, and wherever it goes, not a blade of grass grows.
G Those with IQ SHUI discovered the code of wealth and began to add fuel to the flames, fanning the wind and igniting the will-o'-the-wisp, and taking advantage of their anxiety to cash in on the spot.
’s words are particularly sultry, comparable to Teacher Tony’s trick of applying for a card: Everyone is advocating losing two, but what should I do if I want to win over other children?
come for training!
The more "training" you participate in, the more skills you learn, the higher the level of the certificate you get, and the greater the possibility of passing the 985/211 exam.
If you want to be the chosen one, your current investment!
So a new round of Versailles has started!
Someone sent out the time schedule of their chicken baby. From 7 o'clock to 10 o'clock in the evening, the baby's schedule has exceeded the 996 of the working class.
Python, C++, Cambridge English , host skills, Spanish , learning piano, my dear, my greasy middle-aged man can’t do any of these things!
The kids are so awesome!
The chicken babies in the new era are no longer traditional, they have become small foreign languages, noble skills, quantum speed and children's programming. They made new chicken soup, their IQs soared, the leeks stretched their necks, and even contributed their own little leek sprouts.
A proven warrior! If you don’t believe me, take a look at what they say:
“The illiterate people of the future will be children who cannot program.” “ Steve Jobs learned programming at the age of 211 and became a legend.”
A child, a millionaire!
Chicken has only one purpose - to enter 985/211 and become a winner in life.
not only consumes the children’s happy childhood, but also consumes parents’ time and energy, making learning more and more expensive.
The ranking of the cost of raising a child is: the most expensive is Beijing, Shanghai, Guangzhou and Shenzhen. After all, people in the imperial capital earn more, with an average of more than 2 million. The tenth-ranked city also earns 1.215 million, and the local average salary is 6,000. It takes 16.87 years to save enough.
According to the current measures, if there are three children, they will not eat or drink for 50 years.
Therefore, raising a child will eliminate a millionaire middle class. Of course, it is not without gain, because after all, a millionaire is born.
The battle between chickens and babies is, in essence, a PK battle over family income, in the name of children, and ultimately involving adults.
Because there is no money, your children can only continue to inherit your status as a migrant worker and continue to work as fuel in the future.
So said: "Education is the best contraceptive pill ".
Want more? First consider how many million you have!
So how many geniuses can a chicken baby produce?
No one dares to say. But it has definitely changed.
For example, Pinyin used to be learned after going to school, but now primary school teachers generally assume that children know it, and it has become a tool that must be mastered before going to school.
Previously, multiplication tables were not learned until the second grade. Now teachers directly give multiplication and arithmetic problems. If children do not learn it in advance, they will not be able to keep up.
I only started learning English in middle school. Nowadays, children in elementary school are laughed at if their vocabulary does not exceed 500.
The knowledge structure is getting deeper and deeper, the questions are getting more and more difficult, and the age is getting earlier and earlier.
Under such a cycle, the school teachers have no choice but to "pass the blame". They can only assume that the children know it well and directly skip the basics to advance to deeper knowledge. They can only let parents sign up for training classes, and the consequences will eventually be transferred to the concrete individual, that is, the child. them.
This also makes parents continue to "add drama".
Your child goes to bed at 10:30 pm, and my child goes to bed at 11:00; you sign up for 2 cram schools, and I attend 4;
Your child goes to bed once in advance, and my child goes to bed 3 times in advance; you earn 50 As for this question, I will raise my children to have a conditioned reflex of "knowing it as soon as they see it and doing it right the moment they do it"...
Is it really okay to put such a heavy burden on your children?
can understand the anxiety of parents, but who can understand the discomfort of children?
turned on the left light and turned right. While shouting two minuses, he continued to control the involution, and everyone was a tool.
Ignore children's wishes and objective conditions from an early age, and in the end they will only train tool people. Some people are happy because they can brag again in external competitions and demonstrations of superiority.
But it affects children. After all, children have their own objective reality of growth, brain development, and skeletal and muscle hormones. They all have objective laws. They will not transcend reality just because they have enough chicken blood.
It has been said for thousands of years that history continues to repeat itself.
may also want to refine an elite class, and the rest are all tool people. They are the fuel in cyberpunk and can be ignored.
Parents who are running away are enjoying themselves in the name of their children.
It’s okay if the child is gifted, but the vast majority of children are not. Objective laws must be followed. Just like shooting yourself with bullets to train your resistance, you may eventually be able to improve your resistance from water bombs to BB bullets, but it is impossible to improve your physical body from BB bombs to nuclear bombs.
This is not scientific.
The daily life of a chicken baby scares even the most powerful adults, let alone children.
What’s even more uncomfortable is when children cannot resist their parents and can only abide by the rules set by their parents.
If an adult is unhappy with his boss, he can still leave his job in minutes, which makes the boss feel the legal sanctions that he needs to endure, but children can't. It doesn't matter whether you like it or not, whether you want it or not. Because children cannot make the decision.
Let your children do a surprise session before the exam, and let them practice more every day. This is understandable! But if you are such a chicken, you will have psychological problems.
Chicken baby is no different from the boss using KPI to disgust and beat the workers. Many parents also transfer the stress of the workplace to their children. "What will you do if you don't study hard? I work so hard to make money just for you!"
understands parents' anxiety and motivation, but does not support the shady behavior.
Let me sum it up: If you really want your children to be well, you should first kill the parents themselves!
Have you ever seen a rich second generation being fucked like this? They are all direct successors! Directly inherits several small goals.
As a parent, you must first manage yourself.
We are all ordinary people, and you are not the rich generation nor the founder of Small Target.
So you should try your best to accumulate as much confidence as possible for your children, just like today’s post-95s and post-00s generations, who have savings at home and confidence in their hearts, and can arbitrate with their bosses every minute.
gives children the ability to think and make a living, which is basically enough.
What does a child count? If you have the ability to do it yourself, you can solve the problem directly in your own generation.
Most of the problems in life have been solved, including houses, cars, tickets, industries and careers. Do children still need to use coupons?
Why are children’s programming, early childhood education, speed reading, etc. that have no practical value becoming more and more popular? Because we cannot let our children lose at the starting line.
Why do you have to change school district F even if you have millions of debts? Because the child's "prestigious school" background is very important.
Why can quantum speed become popular? Because the children’s curriculum is getting fuller, it’s important to become famous as early as possible.
Parents may also want to withdraw from the chicken baby war.
But reality does not allow it: they want perfect tool people.
The core subtext is: If you don’t have sex, how can Master Huang still hang out in Goose City?
Magical parents, uncomfortable children, no winner.
Save the children!
