My colleague gave birth to a second baby at home and took maternity leave. The second baby had a light sleep and was easy to wake up but not easy to sleep.
Every time I slept, I put it on the bed one by one, and put it in the order of my butt, back and head. It doesn’t work at all. Each segment paused for about a minute, and my colleague joked: "Mine clearance [covering face]
and then woke up and cried endlessly, which made my colleague's life worse than death.
She finally coaxed Erbao to sleep. Her pig's hooves came back drunk and closed the door with a "clang".
My colleague didn't care about greeting his ancestors, so he quickly pressed down the child's limbs that exploded when they heard the sound, which scared her heart so much that she was thumping. Fortunately, she was still not awake.
Before I could finish my gratitude, the pig's hooves pounced into the bedroom. "Pan", turned on the light, and reached out to pinch my daughter's face: Hey, my big baby daughter, I haven't seen her for a day, so I missed her to death.
Then rub his unshaven face against the child's face.
My colleague jumped up and pulled him, but my daughter was already crying so hard that she was so shocking that she was so heartbroken.
The pig's hoof that caused trouble has gone to another room to support the corpse. Leave my colleague to face a child who is energetic and crying but not sleepless, and is heartbroken!
So, uncle can't bear it or aunt can't bear it.
Colleague asked me: Sister, please lend your twenty-meter-long big knife to use it!
Me: Let me first say when will you pay me back? It cannot delay my use. Our family needs it to keep the house, but it will not work for a while without it.
Colleague laughed: Forget it, I'll borrow it from someone else!
Me: What do you borrow from others? They need to use it. I suggest you prepare one by yourself!
Colleague: Sister, I won’t talk about anything else. I’m so annoyed that he wakes up the child this night. What do you think?
My daughter is actually a guy who has difficulty falling asleep, but fortunately she is not easy to wake up after falling asleep.
My husband had just had a daughter at that time and was very proud. Those who didn’t know the truth thought it was born by him [angry].
After giving birth to a daughter, he treats her casually every weekend. When her daughter falls asleep, he also comes back drunk. His sexy operation is exactly the same as his colleague and husband.
No, it's even more than that man. He not only woke up his daughter, but also rubbed my hair, patted my big belly that had not returned after giving birth, and mocked me for being a fat woman [angry]
I need more than twenty meters of big knife, forty meters.
After chatting with my colleague, I aroused my impulse to complain about the creatures of men, but I had no malice and just decided on the matter.
It is said that they still have a sympathetic attitude towards these big pigs, because after all, it is not their fault for brain dysplasia, and they are also victims because they are not evolving well [covering their faces]!
I have a good reputation when it comes to attacking a creature like men. I do not slander the opposite sex at will based on my personal preferences. It is a conclusion obtained through large sample data [grin].
I see countless people as fathers at work, and very few people can make me appreciate them from the bottom of my heart. These fathers come to the hospital just to make up for the number of people, and they are embarrassed to not appear.
Let him hold the child, but the child will not look for him. He was asked to run errands to get a test form. As long as the child's mother is idle, they will definitely not go there.
If there are grandparents at home, the child’s father will basically sit on the chair and immediately enter a state of selflessness as soon as he taps his phone.
As a mother, children are given priority at any time, and 90% of the fathers are concerned about themselves first.
For example, when a child cries, his nose rubs against his parents. The father quickly takes out paper to wipe his own body. The mother first wipes his nose first. Only after coaxes the child, he takes care of himself.
How can I forget my big pig's hoof, who I have been included in my long-term observation object?
This person who has been a father for 16 years has not yet been able to take on the heavy responsibility of making breakfast for his children independently.
The day before yesterday, I got off night shift, and someone felt very guilty and told me: My son didn’t eat this morning, so you can make breakfast for lunch.
Damn, I was so angry that my liver hurts. There were fried dough sticks and soy milk downstairs. If you can’t make them, you won’t buy them for your son [I’m angry]!
Hurry to cook the meal at noon, and his son asked him to eat as soon as he entered the door. He got off school at half past 11:30, and he was home 11:50, and he was about to leave at 1:00 in the afternoon.
slept for about 40 minutes at noon.
The big pig's hoof also got off work at half past 11. If he moves quickly and gets home with his son, he will be slapping every time and gets home around twelve o'clock. Of course, this cannot be entirely blamed on him, as the nature of the work is determined.
The son went to bed. He started eating, washing his hands, pouring water, and searching for things in the kitchen.
My son's bedroom is close to the living room, and I asked him to go to his sister's bedroom to sleep, he is not used to it.
I suppressed my anger and let the big pig's hooves stop making noise. He didn't understand, so he stared at me stupidly: What am I doing? Why are you scolding me again? Haven’t all the wages been paid?
expression is extremely innocent.
What’s the great thing about paying the salary? My salary is as much as yours. Haven’t you always supported your family? snort!
It was easy to wait until he finished his meal, but he went to the bathroom next to his son's bedroom to wash his hands. The sound of water roared, which affected my son's precious sleep time [angry].
Alas, my heart was so angry that I couldn't hold it back, I couldn't hold it back, I didn't use the knife to scare him, I'm going to be depressed [angry]
The key is useless to intimidate, I've never settled the accounts. I don't know how hard it is for a high school child to get up at 5:40 in the morning and go to bed at 10:40 in the evening. This is still a very quick movement.
This pig's hooves are the ones who go out at night and never remember to come back before his son goes to bed. They will not adjust themselves at noon to ensure the child's lunch break. Every day, he is the most comfortable one to eat and sleep.
What will happen to you as a mom? As a mother, she can do nothing when she sleeps. When her son goes to bed, I always walk like a thief.
This kind of creature like a man will never consider it so meticulously. I will not change my education; I am not sure if I am disliked; I will throw it out, no one will pick it up; I will dispose of it as a waste, it is not easy to classify it [laugh]
What can I do with you? I can only be raised as a rebellious son, haha!
Shen my son and daughter heard that I was going to work night shift, she became depressed, and her daughter even pouted: Mom doesn’t want to work night shift, I don’t want to follow my father.
In fact, her father treated her very well. As soon as I started working night shift, the two of them went out to have a walk and had a party. After eating, they had a carnival in the community playground.
But unfortunately, the child's stomach has adapted to my cooking skills. It's okay to eat occasionally. When they go out, they often dislike their father for not knowing how to cook.
Last night, the old man's life skills reached the latest level. My daughter wants to eat roasted sweet potatoes, so I washed it and drained it, so I went to wash my clothes.
He volunteered to coax his daughter Cowhi: I like to eat sweet potatoes grown by my father, right? Wait until I go to bake it for you, and you will be able to eat the delicious roasted sweet potato in half an hour [Perfect].
Then half an hour passed, and my daughter couldn't wait and asked: Dad, why is your roasted sweet potato not fragrant?
I also wondered: Half an hour passed, and the room was already filled with fragrance.
I suspect this sweet potato is a mixed-race child. The red honey potatoes and yellow sweet potatoes were grown, but they were so delicious. The pictures are natural, without beauty.
The old man went to the kitchen to check it out and exclaimed: My God, the sweet potato is still hard [covering his face]
Then he asked me to check the reason, haha, I ignored you, I can't even roast a sweet potato, what else can you do?
commanded him to go to the kitchen and commanded him remotely: There are three buttons on the right hand, and the voltage at the top is the top, which hits 220 volts. In the middle is the baking sheet key, and heat it until double plates. Below is the heating time button, and you can just press it to the thirty-minute position according to the size of the sweet potato.
After he finished the operation, he shouted loudly: It’s useless, but still no response.
I wondered: What else can be done? Is it because it’s that the plug is not plugged tightly?
So he asked him to check it out.
One second he shouted loudly again: My God, I plugged it in the wrong way, plug it into the socket of the electric baking pan .
is dizzy, but fortunately the electric pancake switch is turned off.
He also made a fuss to excuse himself: There are three plugs here, all of which are similar, how can I tell it?
seems reasonable. The power cords of rice cookers, electric baking pans, and electric ovens are indeed very similar and are not easy to distinguish, but their sources are different [Tears].
Grandma's legs, if you give birth to twins for you, do you still plan to be unable to tell which one is which one in your life? [Grieved]
The old man was ruthlessly attacked by his daughter. It turned out that his father was too lazy, but now his father is so stupid [grin]
It was not until half past nine that his daughter finally got the roasted sweet potato that she had longed for.
There is a saying here: I would rather have to beg for my mother than to be an official father.
This is not just a question of whether a father loves his children, but that a father does not have the actual execution ability, especially in the field of food and clothing that they are not good at.
I often laugh at my husband for his love for us for being very noble, and it takes critical moments to inspire us, and it cannot be felt in ordinary life.
In other words, his love for his children is like the flowers in the mirror and the moon in the water, which is invisible and intangible.
So, every time an old man is too proud, I will ask my son: Son, your sister is too messy, it delays your sleep. You and Dad are in the new home, will I take your sister back to the old community?
The son immediately felt like he was facing a great enemy: Mom, what did I do wrong? Do you punish me like this?
or ask your daughter calmly: Daughter, you and dad go back to the old community. It’s too critical for your brother to go to high school. I’m here to take care of my brother, but you are disobedient, it’s too messy.
My daughter immediately became furious: No, I won’t follow my father. He won’t take a bath or tell me stories at night. He will scold me if I want to drink water. Dad is the most disobedient one. Let him go back to the old community by himself!
Daughter knows my heart well [covering my face]
big pig's trotters are still good at taking photos.
