1. What I heard the most since I was a child is "You must be sensible", but I rarely hear "You must be happy".
2. It’s not that the road is uneven, but that you can’t do it.
3. I don’t have the same feeling as I feel, only if I feel it.
4. You can make a living by your face, but you rely on your talent. This is the difference between you and Mingming.
5. Even if the heavy rain subverts the whole city, the company will still be late.
6. This child is either stupid or his learning method is wrong. Isn’t it stupid to find the learning method wrong?
7. If you don’t be a leader, you don’t know that you’re expensive, and if you don’t take photos, you don’t know that you’re fat.
8. When you feel that life is unfair to you, scale your weight and look in the mirror, you will feel that everything is reasonable.
9. I feel like I have a head, just to make myself look taller.
10. If a person returns you in seconds, it only means that he happens to be playing with his phone.
11. Mom told me today that when choosing a person, you should not only look at other people’s appearance, but also look at your own appearance.
12. Do you think you can't do anything well? You are wrong, you can also be a waste.
13. Intermittently full of confidence, and continue to eat and wait for death.
14. Even though you know there is a tiger in the mountain, then don’t go to the mountain.
15. Failure is the mother of success, but failure does not even have a boyfriend.
16. Recently, I have changed my bad habit of staying up late and changed it to all night.
17. The gentleman of the poor is worthless, while the rogue of the rich is extremely charming.
18. Is it a long time no see, or, turn a blind eye.
19. After a breakup, cheer up. After all, there is the next scumbag waiting for you.
20. I miss you very much. The first sentence is fake, and the second sentence is fake.
21. If you work harder, you will get more blows.
22. Don’t you fight for a while? How do you know how incompetent you are?
23. If you give your dreams wings, you won’t be able to fly anywhere.
24. What is friendship? You have been mentally retarded for many years, and I will never leave you.
25. If you help a friend who urgently needs money, he will definitely remember you, when he urgently needs money next time.
26. If you haven’t married ten years later and I haven’t married, that’s really a pity!
27. The current era does not belong to the post-00s, but to the shameless!
28. There are many ways to destroy friendship. The most thorough one is to borrow money and not repay it.
29. When you know where you are going, the whole world is causing trouble for you.
30. I am not short, I am just far away from the sky.
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31. If we don’t owe each other, how can we meet again?
32. If the whole world doesn’t want you anymore, you have to remember that I still have me, and I don’t want you either.
33. In fact, fate really doesn’t like to joke with you, it really wants to kill you.
34. Don’t worry, as long as you continue to go downhill, you will never be at the lowest point in your life.
35. Money is not omnipotent, but you can really do whatever you want with money.
36. The person riding a white horse may not necessarily be a prince, but may also be a monk Tang!
37. Don’t always call yourself a single dog. You are a single turtle by age, and you are a single silly roe deer by IQ.
38. Foodies are generally kind because they only think about eating every day and have no time to plot against others.
39. The quantifier of mist is actually the head.
40. Everything will become good, for example, you have gone from fat to very fat.
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41. If marriage is the grave of love, then blind date is to look at Feng Shui for the grave!
42. Don’t get up if you hit it, as you will still be hit until you hit it!
43. I want to get to know you again, starting with your name. What's your name?
44. Don’t look forward to tomorrow, because tomorrow will not be easy either.
45. What do you like about me? I like you to stay away from me.
46. Expensiveness is not a flaw of the iPhone, poverty is your flaw.
47. The reality is that before you started to roam, you were already photographed on the beach.
48. Don’t say that others have a brain disease. The prerequisite for a brain disease is that you must have a brain.
49. Even if the heavy rain subverts the whole city, the company will still be late.
50. Even if the heavy rain subverts the whole city, the company will still be late.
51. People who are righteous are often dog-slaughtering people, but they are mostly scholars.
52. Although your brain and intestines look very similar, you can’t always use it to pretend to be shit!
53. Many parents don’t let their marriages end up not, and many parents don’t let their marriages end up marrying.
54. If you are ugly, you should read more, because only in books can you experience beautiful love.
55. No one holds hands, I just put my pocket on it.
56. If you work harder, you will get more blows.
57. Others say that I can’t support the wall with mud, but why do I have to go up to the wall? Is it uncomfortable to lie on the ground?
58. If you haven’t married ten years later and I haven’t married, that’s really a pity!
59. Can you be more sincere to me? sure! I really don't like you.
60. There is no indecisiveness, it’s not because of cowardice.
61. You are like my sunshine, it looks dazzling.
62. I have many good friends, but these good friends have better friends than me.
63. I don’t want to raise a dog or a cat, I just want to raise you, after all, raising pigs can make you rich.
64. You and I have no fate, it all depends on me to spend money.
65. You are not having a good temper, but you are so angry that you are bleeding and you dare not force yourself.
66. Your current life may not be what you want, but it is definitely what you ask for.
67. Women are tolerant for those who please themselves, and men are poor for those who please themselves!
68. You look like a shopping guide in a shopping mall.
69. Behind the scenery, it is either vicissitudes or dirty.
70. If you become a spare tire, please forget that you are also a jack.
71. Go and work hard to prove that you have low IQ.
72. Do you want to be rich? Just think about it.
73. Others have unreal futures, but my future is unbright.
74. For ugly people, looking closely is cruel.
75. I am like this, never challenge my bottom line, otherwise I will have to modify the bottom line again.
76. Please cherish the person who is good to you, otherwise you will not know when you miss it and you will meet another blind person again.
77. Other people’s bodies are full of talent, and your body is full of bubble milk tea .
78. If it weren't for the force of life, who would have wanted to make himself talented?
79. Some things need to be persisted in, such as sleeping, especially the moment the alarm clock rings.
80. Far wildly in a taxi can greatly reduce the probability of the driver taking you to detour.
81. It is too simple to force a obsessive-compulsive disorder to death.
82. It doesn’t matter if you fail the college entrance examination, there are more failures waiting for you in the future.
83. When you meet a girl you like, you should confess your love bravely. Only when you take the initiative will you know that she has a master.
84. You must be careful during the Spring Festival, after all, you must kill pigs during the Chinese New Year.
85. Insomnia and can’t sleep, maybe because your phone still has electricity.
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86. You cannot wake up someone who doesn’t reply to your message, but the red envelope can.
87. Hope is fire, disappointment is smoke, life is to create fire and smoke.
88. These days, there is no love that never breaks up, only Libai who does not hurt his hands. You have to be more open-minded when encountering things.
89. Three steps to encounter difficulties, face it and deal with it and give up.
90. Thanks to your appearance, I was upset for many years.
91. When I saw you hugging her but I didn’t feel anything, I knew my happiness was back.
92. This life is so hard, don’t work too hard, it will be even harder in the next life.
93. No one can make you give up your dreams. If you try it yourself, you will give up.
94. Since the problem cannot be solved, solve the person asking the question.
95. Life is not just about the pressure in front of you, but also the disasters behind it.
96. Don’t think that the world is gone without you, there is no difference, without you, the earth will turn faster.
97. Time is a killer, but he has no way to treat ugly people
98. Look in the mirror more when you look good. After all, this illusion does not exist every day.
99. There are so many brainless people in the world, but you have become the best.
100. The most beautiful thing in the world is not that I love you, but that your tumor is benign!
