Opening my college applications… (EMOTIONAL)

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As a lecturer or trainer, what are the most important skills? I think it can speak. To teach by words and deeds, you must first be able to speak well. If you speak pleasantly and with humor, students will definitely like it and attract their attention. Only when he can listen to - DayDayNews

As a lecturer or trainer, what are the most important skills? I think it can speak. To teach by words and deeds, you must first be able to speak well. If you speak pleasantly and with humor, students will definitely like it and attract their attention. Only when he can listen to

3000+ golden sentences plus jokes.doc (to improve the sense of humor and make students "unconsciously aware of the seriousness")

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1. Lifeguard: "I have been watching you for a long time, please don't pee in the swimming pool!" Xiao Ming: "But everyone is peeing in it?" Lifeguard: "But no one is standing on the platform to pee like you! ”2. Use one sentence to prove that engineers are under great pressure. " - DayDayNews

1. Lifeguard: "I have been watching you for a long time, please don't pee in the swimming pool!" Xiao Ming: "But everyone is peeing in it?" Lifeguard: "But no one is standing on the platform to pee like you! ”2. Use one sentence to prove that engineers are under great pressure. "

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1. "Lifelong Favorite" Before the age of 1, you can eat and sleep whenever you want. At 10 years old, I know who I like. At the age of 20, I don’t know who I love. At the age of 30, I know that love cannot be spoken casually. At the age of 40, I feel like I can’t think about love - DayDayNews

1. "Lifelong Favorite" Before the age of 1, you can eat and sleep whenever you want. At 10 years old, I know who I like. At the age of 20, I don’t know who I love. At the age of 30, I know that love cannot be spoken casually. At the age of 40, I feel like I can’t think about love

A series of jokes (259)

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Before you read this article, you can click "Follow" and you can receive all kinds of hilarious content for free in the future. Thank you for your attention. God’s reply: Silly question: Let’s talk: Is it acceptable for Hemi’s crush to confess to her? - DayDayNews

Before you read this article, you can click "Follow" and you can receive all kinds of hilarious content for free in the future. Thank you for your attention. God’s reply: Silly question: Let’s talk: Is it acceptable for Hemi’s crush to confess to her?

God’s reply: Is it acceptable for Hemi’s crush to confess to her?

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Today’s funny jokes 01via: @Benxian will find a boyfriend under the steps for himself, which is quite cute. 02via: @Meme Jesse I’m afraid of getting rich overnight! - DayDayNews

Today’s funny jokes 01via: @Benxian will find a boyfriend under the steps for himself, which is quite cute. 02via: @Meme Jesse I’m afraid of getting rich overnight!

How do you calm someone down when they lose their temper? Hahaha, it’s quite cute to find a boyfriend for yourself under the stairs.

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The difference between the past and now is that when I grow up, I thought that catching the cicada means catching the whole summer. Hainan Litchi King. 1 lychee is stronger than 6 branches. Choose one among them and challenge you. Of course, you can, you can, you can, you can't. - DayDayNews

The difference between the past and now is that when I grow up, I thought that catching the cicada means catching the whole summer. Hainan Litchi King. 1 lychee is stronger than 6 branches. Choose one among them and challenge you. Of course, you can, you can, you can, you can't.

25 pictures you’ve never seen before

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1. Hilarious classic middle school students’ funny jokes. While riding in the car, I listened to a few middle school students chatting. Two of the boys were discussing which girl was the prettiest in their grade. They were having fun, and a girl next to them said: “My mom said I’ - DayDayNews

1. Hilarious classic middle school students’ funny jokes. While riding in the car, I listened to a few middle school students chatting. Two of the boys were discussing which girl was the prettiest in their grade. They were having fun, and a girl next to them said: “My mom said I’

Hilarious classic funny jokes for middle school students, embarrassing classic funny jokes about suits

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"If I take this sword away, will anything happen to the bridge?" Hahaha, netizens commented! "Why do bald people prefer to grow a ring of hair instead of having a bald head?" Hahaha Shenjing is a talent. He thought the same way back then. Why are all the cashiers in Internet cafe - DayDayNews

"If I take this sword away, will anything happen to the bridge?" Hahaha, netizens commented! "Why do bald people prefer to grow a ring of hair instead of having a bald head?" Hahaha Shenjing is a talent. He thought the same way back then. Why are all the cashiers in Internet cafe

You didn't go fishing yesterday, you should have gone fishing for people, so you caught them

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Even if I climb up, I still can't reach it. I save three things a day: save money, trouble and worry. Do they recognize words by their length? Maybe it was the bottom of a beer bottle. You don’t let minors play games now. Let’s see what you do when you become minors! - DayDayNews

Even if I climb up, I still can't reach it. I save three things a day: save money, trouble and worry. Do they recognize words by their length? Maybe it was the bottom of a beer bottle. You don’t let minors play games now. Let’s see what you do when you become minors!

Suddenly I felt a huge duck power ~ Daily Comments Award for Hilarious Pictures

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1. Classic son funny joke. When I went shopping with my son, I saw a pair of beautiful high heels. I couldn't help but go in and try them on. I put it on and took two steps, but it was really difficult to walk. I couldn't help but sigh: "Why can't such expensive shoes be made mor - DayDayNews

1. Classic son funny joke. When I went shopping with my son, I saw a pair of beautiful high heels. I couldn't help but go in and try them on. I put it on and took two steps, but it was really difficult to walk. I couldn't help but sigh: "Why can't such expensive shoes be made mor

Classic funny jokes about son, funny jokes about embarrassing daughter-in-law

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1. When I was in my third year of high school, my class teacher ignored the scumbags in the class. As a scumbag, I skipped classes during evening self-study time and worked as an apprentice in a barber shop. That day, the class teacher came to get a haircut, and I washed my hair - DayDayNews

1. When I was in my third year of high school, my class teacher ignored the scumbags in the class. As a scumbag, I skipped classes during evening self-study time and worked as an apprentice in a barber shop. That day, the class teacher came to get a haircut, and I washed my hair

Joke: As a poor student, I skipped classes during evening study hours and worked as an apprentice in a barber shop.

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1. I just took the driver’s license test. I borrowed a friend’s car to practice driving for the first time late at night. I was very nervous. I heard a bang while driving and was frightened. When I got out of the car, I saw that a big accessory had fallen off, so I quickly moved - DayDayNews

1. I just took the driver’s license test. I borrowed a friend’s car to practice driving for the first time late at night. I was very nervous. I heard a bang while driving and was frightened. When I got out of the car, I saw that a big accessory had fallen off, so I quickly moved

It’s just a bunch of jokes, don’t laugh out loud.

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You won’t be able to get on if you’re not in a hurry, and when the car stops, people won’t be able to get on! The most painful thing is probably the big brother in the back. Not only can’t he get through, but he also has to watch you two show off your affection here! - DayDayNews

You won’t be able to get on if you’re not in a hurry, and when the car stops, people won’t be able to get on! The most painful thing is probably the big brother in the back. Not only can’t he get through, but he also has to watch you two show off your affection here!

The girl in front gives you 300,000, and the girl in the back needs 300,000. Which one will you choose?

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They designed it, they know how to get out. It made me faint. Do watermelons grow on trees? Everyone has their own opinion. Do you think dragons exist in the world? - DayDayNews

They designed it, they know how to get out. It made me faint. Do watermelons grow on trees? Everyone has their own opinion. Do you think dragons exist in the world?

"A girl goes out on the street wearing a balloon costume. What will happen if she accidentally gets popped?" This is too bold, right?

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Nonsense question: I have a question, why in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, the two generals did not know each other before the battle, so why no one gave false names to scare the other side away, and suppressed them mentally. For example, when Jiang Wei fought against Xu Hua - DayDayNews

Nonsense question: I have a question, why in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, the two generals did not know each other before the battle, so why no one gave false names to scare the other side away, and suppressed them mentally. For example, when Jiang Wei fought against Xu Hua

God replied: Do you have any questions about the chat history between me and my boss?

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God replied: The rules of the world are that if you don’t contact someone for three days, you will break up automatically. God’s comment, this is different from what I understand. Word of the day: Never envy someone else's life, even if that person seems happy and prosperous. - DayDayNews

God replied: The rules of the world are that if you don’t contact someone for three days, you will break up automatically. God’s comment, this is different from what I understand. Word of the day: Never envy someone else's life, even if that person seems happy and prosperous.

God’s reply: The rules of the world are: if you don’t contact us for three days, you will break up automatically.

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In the eyes of the people in the area, Zhang Dong is a "vanguard" who fights crime and protects peace, a "big brother" who is good at mediating and stopping disputes, and a "backbone" who is enthusiastic in serving the people and the "backbone" when the people are in danger. , th - DayDayNews

In the eyes of the people in the area, Zhang Dong is a "vanguard" who fights crime and protects peace, a "big brother" who is good at mediating and stopping disputes, and a "backbone" who is enthusiastic in serving the people and the "backbone" when the people are in danger. , th

He stayed awake for two days and two nights and found clues to solve the case during 170 hours of surveillance.

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The fire rescue force arrived at the scene at 2:11. After investigation, it was found that the fire started in the living room, and the objects on fire were the sofa and the air conditioner. There was no open fire at the scene, and the fire area was about 2 square meters. - DayDayNews

The fire rescue force arrived at the scene at 2:11. After investigation, it was found that the fire started in the living room, and the objects on fire were the sofa and the air conditioner. There was no open fire at the scene, and the fire area was about 2 square meters.

The fire area was 2 square meters, and a family of four died unfortunately!

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Li Tao Cover News Reporter Su Dingwei A drunk man drove on the expressway in the early morning. When he passed the toll station, he was afraid of being inspected by the highway traffic police. He actually made a U-turn at the toll station square and drove back to the expressway i - DayDayNews

Li Tao Cover News Reporter Su Dingwei A drunk man drove on the expressway in the early morning. When he passed the toll station, he was afraid of being inspected by the highway traffic police. He actually made a U-turn at the toll station square and drove back to the expressway i

In order to avoid traffic police inspection, man drove drunk on the highway for 10 kilometers in the wrong direction in the early morning

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Some people are happy every day, make money, and have successful careers, but they just silently eat the "dog food" of being single... It is said online that people who do not have sex will suffer from premature ovarian failure, dark spots on the face, endocrine disorders, etc. q - DayDayNews

Some people are happy every day, make money, and have successful careers, but they just silently eat the "dog food" of being single... It is said online that people who do not have sex will suffer from premature ovarian failure, dark spots on the face, endocrine disorders, etc. q

What's the difference between people who don't have sex and those who have sex? It might be beneficial to know about it

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For women, HPV is a highly lethal virus, and everyone wants to stay away from it. However, along with some unhealthy living habits, HPV will always come uninvited and threaten women's cervical health. - DayDayNews

For women, HPV is a highly lethal virus, and everyone wants to stay away from it. However, along with some unhealthy living habits, HPV will always come uninvited and threaten women's cervical health.

Enhance immunity and get rid of HPV, remember "6 to eat and 6 not to eat"

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When the condition is stable, you can eat pork appropriately. The purine content in pork is not high, so it is recommended not to eat too much at one time. Another thing to pay attention to is lean meat, avoid eating fat, and avoid excessive purine intake. - DayDayNews

When the condition is stable, you can eat pork appropriately. The purine content in pork is not high, so it is recommended not to eat too much at one time. Another thing to pay attention to is lean meat, avoid eating fat, and avoid excessive purine intake.

Can gout patients eat pork? Dr. Wang tells you that you should pay attention to these points

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