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How I Googled My Way Into Harvard #371
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Have you ever thought about taking some "shortcuts" on the road to learning? The editor provides you with a good method, which is to practice tongue twisters! Today I have prepared the most difficult tongue twister in history for you! are you ready? There is an exquisite pagoda (
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God’s reply: If the boss lady is dressed like this, it’s impossible for her business to be bad! Understand the psychology of customers too well
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As a lecturer or trainer, what are the most important skills? I think it can speak. To teach by words and deeds, you must first be able to speak well. If you speak pleasantly and with humor, students will definitely like it and attract their attention. Only when he can listen to
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You won’t be able to get on if you’re not in a hurry, and when the car stops, people won’t be able to get on! The most painful thing is probably the big brother in the back. Not only can’t he get through, but he also has to watch you two show off your affection here!
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God replied: The rules of the world are that if you don’t contact someone for three days, you will break up automatically. God’s comment, this is different from what I understand. Word of the day: Never envy someone else's life, even if that person seems happy and prosperous.
God’s reply: The rules of the world are: if you don’t contact us for three days, you will break up automatically.
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