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I deeply understand the true meaning of this sentence: Where is the coolness? I went to blow up a school, and the teacher knew about it. The teacher said, "Good job. I will prepare explosives next time." He was born by himself and has nothing to do with his father.
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Come on, come on, do this question, and prevent Alzheimer's disease together. At this time, you can try it again and you will know what is going on. There were so many that my mother threw them out to me.
"I didn't expect that it would be our dormitory's turn and we would have candy to eat!" Hahaha, now I'm in a good mood.
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1. Embarrassing Girls Funny Jokes. Today my mom took me to meet two girls. One has big breasts and fat butt, and her body is absolutely top-notch. Unfortunately, the looks are too difficult, and she also has buck teeth. I can’t stand her smile. The other has a beautiful face. Abs
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After going to the toilet, it couldn’t be flushed clean. I heard others said that it could be flushed with hot water, so I put a basin of hot water in and flushed it down. Oops, the smell instantly filled the whole room, xiaodiodaya.cn, then I heard that my girlfriend was outside
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[Humorous Joke] I have a very good friend who is tall and handsome. The year before last year, when I went to the pedestrian street in the county town, I encountered a young couple having a conflict. The girl was crying because of the pear blossoms and the rain. Without saying a
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Is this a Qiaolezi model? Why, what is your name? Brother, why did you sit down on the cake? Run quickly. Goblin: Why was it so difficult for us to eat Tang Monk meat?
"Are all girls like this when they find out they were secretly photographed?" Hahaha, brother, you are so lucky.
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God's reply: What does it feel like to wear stockings under pants? Can you explain it? [Obvious question] If the company stipulates that one month of working days and then consecutive days off, would you agree?
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