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lmao i dont think they did... 😂💀 #funnystories #jokes #funnyvideo #storytime #funnyshorts #food #lol - DayDayNews

lmao i dont think they did... 😂💀 #funnystories #jokes #funnyvideo #storytime #funnyshorts #food #lol - DayDayNews

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First of all, viewing is prohibited for those under the age of 18. This is all nonsense. Don’t take it seriously, let alone write it in the Chinese test paper. Confucius is our most holy teacher, with seventy-two sages and three thousand disciples. He even left behind the histori - DayDayNews

First of all, viewing is prohibited for those under the age of 18. This is all nonsense. Don’t take it seriously, let alone write it in the Chinese test paper. Confucius is our most holy teacher, with seventy-two sages and three thousand disciples. He even left behind the histori

The most complete and funniest interpretation of "The Whisperer", viewing is prohibited for those under 18 years of age

05/28 1566

1. What should I do to make her notice me? 2. Is there any dish that you can eat for a month without getting tired of it? 3. I am a doctor and I have the final say. 4. It’s late at night, so my girlfriend can’t wait. What should I do if I leave? 5. Fishing with the leader is also - DayDayNews

1. What should I do to make her notice me? 2. Is there any dish that you can eat for a month without getting tired of it? 3. I am a doctor and I have the final say. 4. It’s late at night, so my girlfriend can’t wait. What should I do if I leave? 5. Fishing with the leader is also

God’s reply: My child’s grades are not good, and the teacher asked me to discuss educational issues. What should I pay attention to?

05/29 1239

↑Uncle, I want to learn the secret of success from you. ↑Uncle, you don’t have enough water in your head, are you replenishing it? ↑I do this when I think about defecation, and it all goes back into my stomach. ↑Your uncle will always be your uncle. - DayDayNews

↑Uncle, I want to learn the secret of success from you. ↑Uncle, you don’t have enough water in your head, are you replenishing it? ↑I do this when I think about defecation, and it all goes back into my stomach. ↑Your uncle will always be your uncle.

Funny GIF "Your uncle will always be your uncle"

05/27 1400

Me at work: I’m so envious of Xiu Gou’s sleep quality. Why does it feel familiar? Thank you for giving me some comfort. There is a reason why my daughter is in the top five in the exam. "Public Letters" - DayDayNews

Me at work: I’m so envious of Xiu Gou’s sleep quality. Why does it feel familiar? Thank you for giving me some comfort. There is a reason why my daughter is in the top five in the exam. "Public Letters"

Me at work: I’m so envious of Xiu Gou’s sleep quality, it looks a bit familiar

05/29 1331

As gently as you left, as gently as you came, you gently clicked the mouse to say goodbye to the GG/MM in the Internet. The GG/MM in the virtual world is the groom/bride in the dream. The erotic shadow in the dream is in yours. The cigarette ash/powder residue on the keyboard is - DayDayNews

As gently as you left, as gently as you came, you gently clicked the mouse to say goodbye to the GG/MM in the Internet. The GG/MM in the virtual world is the groom/bride in the dream. The erotic shadow in the dream is in yours. The cigarette ash/powder residue on the keyboard is

Farewell, network

05/28 1969

I sent a WeChat message to my dad, saying that I was heartbroken. The next day, he called me and asked me to have a meal. I asked him: "Who is there?" Dad hesitated for a while and said: "Just the two of us. I won't take your mother. You just Lovelorn, it’s not okay for me to sho - DayDayNews

I sent a WeChat message to my dad, saying that I was heartbroken. The next day, he called me and asked me to have a meal. I asked him: "Who is there?" Dad hesitated for a while and said: "Just the two of us. I won't take your mother. You just Lovelorn, it’s not okay for me to sho

I sent a WeChat message to my dad, saying that I was heartbroken.

05/27 1185

There is pressure everywhere in today's society, and pressure has become something that everyone wants to solve. We can relieve stress in many ways, such as jokes, jokes that can make people laugh, and humorous jokes that are so funny that they even make us cry. - DayDayNews

There is pressure everywhere in today's society, and pressure has become something that everyone wants to solve. We can relieve stress in many ways, such as jokes, jokes that can make people laugh, and humorous jokes that are so funny that they even make us cry.

Daily Smile: Today’s filters are getting more and more outrageous! Even people have returned to their ancestors...

05/26 1742

1. Hilarious classic porter jokes. My mother has never spanked me since I was a child, but every time I did something wrong, she would ask my dad to spank me. When I talked about this matter with my dad yesterday, my dad said: "Kid, you remember. Dad is not a violent decision-mak - DayDayNews

1. Hilarious classic porter jokes. My mother has never spanked me since I was a child, but every time I did something wrong, she would ask my dad to spank me. When I talked about this matter with my dad yesterday, my dad said: "Kid, you remember. Dad is not a violent decision-mak

Hilarious classic porter funny jokes, embarrassing watermelon jokes

05/28 1237

01 Exploded? 02 I'm sorry03 I chose to give my home to them04 I really laugh to death every time I see it05 Who doesn't support Huang Xiaoming06 I bought a mosquito net to prevent cats from going to bed, but the result...07 Hahaha, why are you pretending to be crazy! 08 It’s true - DayDayNews

01 Exploded? 02 I'm sorry03 I chose to give my home to them04 I really laugh to death every time I see it05 Who doesn't support Huang Xiaoming06 I bought a mosquito net to prevent cats from going to bed, but the result...07 Hahaha, why are you pretending to be crazy! 08 It’s true

A man accidentally rear-ended a cash transport truck, and both sides became tense for a moment, with their guns loaded.

05/29 1613

Back then, my master ran a gambling den. He had a very good skill, and he never taught us in detail. He only said that this trick is very simple, and once you understand it, it will be done. The master had a girl named Qian Niang who was born clean. There were not many girls from - DayDayNews

Back then, my master ran a gambling den. He had a very good skill, and he never taught us in detail. He only said that this trick is very simple, and once you understand it, it will be done. The master had a girl named Qian Niang who was born clean. There were not many girls from

Changing cards (micro-novel)

05/26 1536

Lao Zhang has been staying at home since his retirement and rarely goes out for parties. After all, it costs money, and since his wife is the "Minister of Finance" at home, Lao Zhang has almost no pocket money. Recently, Lao Zhang has become obsessed with mobile phones. He holds - DayDayNews

Lao Zhang has been staying at home since his retirement and rarely goes out for parties. After all, it costs money, and since his wife is the "Minister of Finance" at home, Lao Zhang has almost no pocket money. Recently, Lao Zhang has become obsessed with mobile phones. He holds

The most romantic thing (humorous story)

06/02 1539

On this day, an explosive news spread in the village: the words Chen Erbiao wrote in the scenic area cost 10,000 yuan per word! Chen Erbiao had indeed been practicing calligraphy, but no one expected that this guy was actually self-taught. As the saying goes, if you are poor in t - DayDayNews

On this day, an explosive news spread in the village: the words Chen Erbiao wrote in the scenic area cost 10,000 yuan per word! Chen Erbiao had indeed been practicing calligraphy, but no one expected that this guy was actually self-taught. As the saying goes, if you are poor in t

One word costs 10,000 yuan (humorous story)

06/02 1194

1. Hilarious classic landlord joke. One night, the husband came home very angry. When his wife saw him, she asked: What happened? He replied: I had a fight with the landlord of the apartment. Why? He said he had slept with every woman in the apartment except one! The wife said: I - DayDayNews

1. Hilarious classic landlord joke. One night, the husband came home very angry. When his wife saw him, she asked: What happened? He replied: I had a fight with the landlord of the apartment. Why? He said he had slept with every woman in the apartment except one! The wife said: I

Hilarious classic landlord jokes, hilarious jokes about eating rice noodles because of embarrassing things

06/02 1709

1. A hilarious and classic joke about eating. During lunch, the Wi-Fi password in the store is “fwyzksppj”. The password is so hard to remember! The boss smiled and replied: Actually it is not difficult to remember, it is "waiter, open ten more bottles of beer". I read and entere - DayDayNews

1. A hilarious and classic joke about eating. During lunch, the Wi-Fi password in the store is “fwyzksppj”. The password is so hard to remember! The boss smiled and replied: Actually it is not difficult to remember, it is "waiter, open ten more bottles of beer". I read and entere

Hilarious classic jokes about eating, hilarious jokes about embarrassing things in college

06/02 1412

A small island in Croatia called Baljenac is covered with more than 23 kilometers of walls. The overall top view of the island looks like a human fingerprint. - DayDayNews

A small island in Croatia called Baljenac is covered with more than 23 kilometers of walls. The overall top view of the island looks like a human fingerprint.

Happy embarrassing picture: So you are such an administrator

06/02 1444

In ancient times, there was a county magistrate who was lazy. He and his wife ate, drank and had fun in the largest restaurant in the area every day. He never handled government affairs and handled cases. He was called a fair-weather magistrate by the people. The county magistrat - DayDayNews

In ancient times, there was a county magistrate who was lazy. He and his wife ate, drank and had fun in the largest restaurant in the area every day. He never handled government affairs and handled cases. He was called a fair-weather magistrate by the people. The county magistrat

Absolutely hilarious! I'm complaining endlessly, is there any justice? "Xiaomanke Original Selection 0706"

06/02 1850

As of the close of the day, Pinduoduo closed at US$29.96 per share, with its share price rising 30.03% in one day, setting the highest share price since the stock was listed. - DayDayNews

As of the close of the day, Pinduoduo closed at US$29.96 per share, with its share price rising 30.03% in one day, setting the highest share price since the stock was listed.

Pinduoduo’s stock price rises 35% in 5 days, founder Huang Zheng’s net worth exceeds that of Lei Jun

06/03 1464

It took Qutoutiao two years from its launch in 2016 to its listing on the U.S. stock market. What’s even crazier is that on the first day of listing, Qutoutiao’s stock price skyrocketed. Trading was suspended five times during the session, with the highest increase exceeding 190% - DayDayNews

It took Qutoutiao two years from its launch in 2016 to its listing on the U.S. stock market. What’s even crazier is that on the first day of listing, Qutoutiao’s stock price skyrocketed. Trading was suspended five times during the session, with the highest increase exceeding 190%

Qutoutiao surged 130% on its first day of listing. Is there an investment opportunity behind the collective madness of Chinese concept stocks?

06/03 1154

Today's column "50 Years of Glory in the Party" allows us to get close to 90-year-old party member Yang Tianhua and listen to his story. Old party member Yang Tianhua: "Resisting U.S. aggression and aiding Korea to defend our country was the general policy of the war at that time - DayDayNews

Today's column "50 Years of Glory in the Party" allows us to get close to 90-year-old party member Yang Tianhua and listen to his story. Old party member Yang Tianhua: "Resisting U.S. aggression and aiding Korea to defend our country was the general policy of the war at that time

"Glory in the Party for 50 Years" series of reports (3) Yang Tianhua: serving the people and bringing glory to the Party

06/03 1658

As the domestic epidemic prevention and control situation continues to improve, a package of policies and measures to stabilize the economy has accelerated and taken effect, and the overall recovery of our country's economy has accelerated. In June, the manufacturing purchasing m - DayDayNews

As the domestic epidemic prevention and control situation continues to improve, a package of policies and measures to stabilize the economy has accelerated and taken effect, and the overall recovery of our country's economy has accelerated. In June, the manufacturing purchasing m

Industry Focus｜Construction industry companies are relatively optimistic about the recent industry development prospects

06/03 1702

After years of careful building and careful cultivation, the Lanzhou International Trade Fair has been successfully held for 27 sessions. On July 7, the 28th Lanzhou International Trade Fair was also held as scheduled. This economic event has not only developed into an important - DayDayNews

After years of careful building and careful cultivation, the Lanzhou International Trade Fair has been successfully held for 27 sessions. On July 7, the 28th Lanzhou International Trade Fair was also held as scheduled. This economic event has not only developed into an important

Observation of the Lanzhou Fair ②丨From a "road market" to an international event, the "Lanzhou Fair" has been growing

06/03 1076

Recently, the Chinese League One club Guangdong South China Tigers announced its disbandment, and player Zhao Yibo has also become a hot figure because all 6 clubs he has played for have withdrawn from football. - DayDayNews

Recently, the Chinese League One club Guangdong South China Tigers announced its disbandment, and player Zhao Yibo has also become a hot figure because all 6 clubs he has played for have withdrawn from football.

"Brother Quit" is popular! Players were owed millions in salary and all six clubs they played for in 15 years quit football.

06/03 1043