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@huatiaoxiapiqiu: There’s no need for jokes or anything like that, let’s talk about some metaphysics: The father in the juvenile class is most likely to have an incomplete personality, and the child is already in fourth grade. The mother from Sichuan Normal University stays at ho
The Daily Life of Shadiao Netizens: Fear Marketing
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1. Someone went to a restaurant to eat and after the fried pork slices were served. He found that there was only one piece, so he asked: "When I came here to eat fried pork slices, there were always two pieces. Why is there only one piece today?" The waiter said, "I'm sorry, the
Joke: Although it’s not in ancient times, you still can’t get married now.
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There is pressure everywhere in today's society, and pressure has become something that everyone wants to solve. We can relieve stress in many ways, such as jokes, jokes that can make people laugh, and humorous jokes that are so funny that they even make us cry.
Daily Smile: Today’s filters are getting more and more outrageous! Even people have returned to their ancestors...
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1. Two female secretaries were talking: "Who invented the typewriter? It's annoying!" "What's wrong?" "As soon as I stop working, everyone will hear it immediately." 2. The manager of a company is very enthusiastic about his work. Responsible, I haven't even taken a vacation in t
Joke: As long as I don’t work, everyone will hear it immediately
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Fish: I'm not just dying. I was looking at my phone and the dogs thought I was taking pictures of them. Is this a brake failure? Man, you are shooting yourself in the foot.
My brother suddenly turned green. This is lower than the probability of winning the lottery, right?
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1. A gentleman finished his meal in a restaurant and was about to get up and leave after paying the bill. The waiter standing aside saw that he had no intention of paying a tip, so he hurriedly said: "Sir, a customer who sat at this table yesterday gave me a tip of 60 yuan." Sir:
Joke: I’m here for comfort! I'm not here to see you being a jerk.
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Once upon a time, a little tadpole got separated from his mother, so he decided to find her. They swim and swim and swim. The little tadpole saw a big lobster on the lotus leaf. The little tadpole shouted loudly: mother... mother... mother... The big lobster looked back and saw a
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Therefore, the content explained by the teacher still needs to attract students. Mainly because they move faster. Although I was scolded, it was good to wear an extra pair of shoes. How do you sell this ice cream? I want to buy it and take a photo. I work in a bank, do you need a
"They are also wearing skirts, and it is obvious whether they have boyfriends or not." Hahaha, how can you tell?
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A bunch of single guys deserve to be single, can't you see the girl falling down? It was my first time to cook, and the fried food smelled so bad that I almost couldn't help but spit it out. How could I eat it?
"My wife uses the doll as a pillow. When I woke up in the morning, I almost collapsed." Who can resist this?
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Back then, my master ran a gambling den. He had a very good skill, and he never taught us in detail. He only said that this trick is very simple, and once you understand it, it will be done. The master had a girl named Qian Niang who was born clean. There were not many girls from
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We can always encounter various scams in life. The most typical and common one is MLM. This Ponzi scheme came from abroad in the 1980s, from the earliest MLM conferences to now being packaged and hidden on the Internet. , always accompanying our lives.
Funny original: That day, I saw through the pyramid scheme, but they used a honey trap
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Men often joke and hear that they can make more money by donating sperm. How much money can you get from donating sperm? If you don’t have any money, just donate sperm. Think of wonderful things and feel that you are making money [Flash of inspiration][Flash of inspiration][Flash
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Hello everyone, I write in vernacular, please pay attention if you like it. I woke up in the morning and was washing my clothes when I suddenly heard a crackling sound outside. It's raining. Rain in summer is so fast. It suddenly became a downpour. I remembered that my husband wa
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In fact, even in our middle and high school textbooks in China, Yu Shaobao's deeds are not publicized much. If you think about it carefully, Yue Shaobao fought against gold, and Yu Shaobao fought against Mongolia!
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1. I am unemployed at home, and the food is getting saltier. Me: "Don't put too much salt in cooking, salty food is bad for your health!" Mom: "You know that being idle is bad for your health, why don't you quickly find a job?" "2. After just a few minutes of homework, my phone g
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Cat Star: Only I can wake you up! You know the power of flattery. The masters are not necessarily among the people, but the masters are definitely in the back! "What are the two holes on the escort vehicle for?"
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The good news of protecting the homeland and the country, being loyal to the party, is connected to the morale and morale of the troops, and is tied to the expectations of thousands of military families. On the morning of July 5, relevant leaders of the Shanghang County Veterans
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1. The direction of Seversk on the Eastern Front: The Russian army has occupied the village of Spiny and is launching an attack on Zvanovka and Verkhovkamensky. 2. The direction of Izyum on the Western Front: Russia controls Mazanivka.
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The Haimas rocket launcher made a splash after arriving in Ukraine. The Ukrainian army used Seamas to conduct precise sniper attacks on key targets such as command posts and ammunition depots in the Russian-occupied areas of Eastern Ukraine, with remarkable results. Especially in
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After a long absence of four years, So Ji-sub returns to the small screen with "Medical Crime". The character "Han Yihan" played by him is a thoracic surgeon with excellent surgery in Panshi Hospital. He is a skilled and bold person, but he is humble, kind and always considers hi
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Qianjiang Evening News·Hourly News reporter Sun Wen ordered tea, smelled incense, arranged flowers, and went shopping... On July 4th, a "Guancheng·Fengya Song" closing ceremony was held on the campus of Guancheng Experimental School , students dressed in Hanfu, traveled to the So
Ordering tea, smelling incense, arranging flowers, and shopping... let students live an elegant Song-style life for a day. The closing ceremony of this school is very special.
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