How to Survive Falling Into Quicksand

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God's reply: What kind of person is the person who can tell the police that my lawyer will be here soon? Girl walking like this, I wonder what you did last night? What are you thinking about while eating? - DayDayNews

God's reply: What kind of person is the person who can tell the police that my lawyer will be here soon? Girl walking like this, I wonder what you did last night? What are you thinking about while eating?

Tell me how you were deceived by a male ticket at a low cost? Does God have any comments? See you in the comments section.

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Think of turtles as cats and dogs. Turtles won’t let you kiss them. Next time, you dare to stick your tongue out. So far, no one can see the numbers in the picture. Many people wash cars and never wash the bottom of the car. Sorry, I After trying my best, it seems that this dog i - DayDayNews

Think of turtles as cats and dogs. Turtles won’t let you kiss them. Next time, you dare to stick your tongue out. So far, no one can see the numbers in the picture. Many people wash cars and never wash the bottom of the car. Sorry, I After trying my best, it seems that this dog i

Does such a beautiful girl have to work in a factory? What a pity! She's good enough to be a star

05/26 1415

Something incredible happened. Today I saw a pair of hair cards with a price tag of 2,200 yuan. But I have to give you a pair of hair cards. Only this pair = only one deceiver. Coach: I am lucky to have you. - DayDayNews

Something incredible happened. Today I saw a pair of hair cards with a price tag of 2,200 yuan. But I have to give you a pair of hair cards. Only this pair = only one deceiver. Coach: I am lucky to have you.

My husband spent 2,200 yuan to give me a pair of hair cards. After opening the package: Luxury goods never deceive the poor! Hahahahaha

05/27 1273

@huatiaoxiapiqiu: There’s no need for jokes or anything like that, let’s talk about some metaphysics: The father in the juvenile class is most likely to have an incomplete personality, and the child is already in fourth grade. The mother from Sichuan Normal University stays at ho - DayDayNews

@huatiaoxiapiqiu: There’s no need for jokes or anything like that, let’s talk about some metaphysics: The father in the juvenile class is most likely to have an incomplete personality, and the child is already in fourth grade. The mother from Sichuan Normal University stays at ho

The Daily Life of Shadiao Netizens: Fear Marketing

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1. The owner of the optical shop teaches the new clerk how to give prices to customers. "When he asks you how much you want, you answer '600 yuan.' If he doesn't blink, you continue: 'This is just the price of the frame, the lenses are 400 yuan.' If he still doesn't blink, you He - DayDayNews

1. The owner of the optical shop teaches the new clerk how to give prices to customers. "When he asks you how much you want, you answer '600 yuan.' If he doesn't blink, you continue: 'This is just the price of the frame, the lenses are 400 yuan.' If he still doesn't blink, you He

Joke: Boss, another case of beer, no wine

05/24 1991

Everyone, what is the level of this kind of anti-theft system? You may not know yet. Cat: I feel that you are a little offended. I am really a good person who loves to cook. Can anyone explain this? Is it really reasonable? Is there any one? It may be that Ding Yizhen didn't dare - DayDayNews

Everyone, what is the level of this kind of anti-theft system? You may not know yet. Cat: I feel that you are a little offended. I am really a good person who loves to cook. Can anyone explain this? Is it really reasonable? Is there any one? It may be that Ding Yizhen didn't dare

God’s reply: I discovered this while cleaning the house I just rented! Should I tell the landlord?

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1. “My girlfriend is a microbiologist. She just gave me this for Valentine’s Day.” 2. “My twins and I were traveling in Spain with our triplets friends.” 3. “My friend was recently on Google Got a job. This is where he works today." 4. "My daughter is the ultimate troll. She goes - DayDayNews

1. “My girlfriend is a microbiologist. She just gave me this for Valentine’s Day.” 2. “My twins and I were traveling in Spain with our triplets friends.” 3. “My friend was recently on Google Got a job. This is where he works today." 4. "My daughter is the ultimate troll. She goes

20 Funny Photos That Will Make a Difference

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I couldn't help but feel shocked. This was the first time she had said such words to me in such a long time. With tears in my eyes and a little choked up, I asked tentatively: "Isn't it a little early?" - DayDayNews

I couldn't help but feel shocked. This was the first time she had said such words to me in such a long time. With tears in my eyes and a little choked up, I asked tentatively: "Isn't it a little early?"

Funny joke, take a taxi wherever you want to go, please stop teasing us.

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Therefore, the content explained by the teacher still needs to attract students. Mainly because they move faster. Although I was scolded, it was good to wear an extra pair of shoes. How do you sell this ice cream? I want to buy it and take a photo. I work in a bank, do you need a - DayDayNews

Therefore, the content explained by the teacher still needs to attract students. Mainly because they move faster. Although I was scolded, it was good to wear an extra pair of shoes. How do you sell this ice cream? I want to buy it and take a photo. I work in a bank, do you need a

"They are also wearing skirts, and it is obvious whether they have boyfriends or not." Hahaha, how can you tell?

05/27 1216

1. The current underground parking lot is designed like a maze. It takes a long time to find it every time before you find that you don’t have a car. 2. Are you dating? I am a good-looking person. Although you may think I am ugly at first, you will tolerate it after a long time. - DayDayNews

1. The current underground parking lot is designed like a maze. It takes a long time to find it every time before you find that you don’t have a car. 2. Are you dating? I am a good-looking person. Although you may think I am ugly at first, you will tolerate it after a long time.

Today’s joke (5)

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We can always encounter various scams in life. The most typical and common one is MLM. This Ponzi scheme came from abroad in the 1980s, from the earliest MLM conferences to now being packaged and hidden on the Internet. , always accompanying our lives. - DayDayNews

We can always encounter various scams in life. The most typical and common one is MLM. This Ponzi scheme came from abroad in the 1980s, from the earliest MLM conferences to now being packaged and hidden on the Internet. , always accompanying our lives.

Funny original: That day, I saw through the pyramid scheme, but they used a honey trap

06/01 1850

Men often joke and hear that they can make more money by donating sperm. How much money can you get from donating sperm? If you don’t have any money, just donate sperm. Think of wonderful things and feel that you are making money [Flash of inspiration][Flash of inspiration][Flash - DayDayNews

Men often joke and hear that they can make more money by donating sperm. How much money can you get from donating sperm? If you don’t have any money, just donate sperm. Think of wonderful things and feel that you are making money [Flash of inspiration][Flash of inspiration][Flash

Let me show you the extremely mysterious semen collection room

06/01 1628

Hello everyone, I write in vernacular, please pay attention if you like it. I woke up in the morning and was washing my clothes when I suddenly heard a crackling sound outside. It's raining. Rain in summer is so fast. It suddenly became a downpour. I remembered that my husband wa - DayDayNews

Hello everyone, I write in vernacular, please pay attention if you like it. I woke up in the morning and was washing my clothes when I suddenly heard a crackling sound outside. It's raining. Rain in summer is so fast. It suddenly became a downpour. I remembered that my husband wa

It's raining heavily today

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In fact, even in our middle and high school textbooks in China, Yu Shaobao's deeds are not publicized much. If you think about it carefully, Yue Shaobao fought against gold, and Yu Shaobao fought against Mongolia! - DayDayNews

In fact, even in our middle and high school textbooks in China, Yu Shaobao's deeds are not publicized much. If you think about it carefully, Yue Shaobao fought against gold, and Yu Shaobao fought against Mongolia!

Netizens commented on Yu Shaobao, some personal opinions

05/31 1860

1. I am unemployed at home, and the food is getting saltier. Me: "Don't put too much salt in cooking, salty food is bad for your health!" Mom: "You know that being idle is bad for your health, why don't you quickly find a job?" "2. After just a few minutes of homework, my phone g - DayDayNews

1. I am unemployed at home, and the food is getting saltier. Me: "Don't put too much salt in cooking, salty food is bad for your health!" Mom: "You know that being idle is bad for your health, why don't you quickly find a job?" "2. After just a few minutes of homework, my phone g

Today’s joke (6)

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Cat Star: Only I can wake you up! You know the power of flattery. The masters are not necessarily among the people, but the masters are definitely in the back! "What are the two holes on the escort vehicle for?" - DayDayNews

Cat Star: Only I can wake you up! You know the power of flattery. The masters are not necessarily among the people, but the masters are definitely in the back! "What are the two holes on the escort vehicle for?"

I believe everyone born in the 80s and 90s knows what this is, right? We call it Paozi here

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(Taiwan News) Taiwanese actress Chen Yirong held her wedding at the Anantara Resort in Chiang Mai, Thailand on the 26th. Many friends from the entertainment industry were present to send blessings, including Yang Jinhua, Peter Ho and his wife, Shen Jianhong, Chen Yi, and Weng Hon - DayDayNews

(Taiwan News) Taiwanese actress Chen Yirong held her wedding at the Anantara Resort in Chiang Mai, Thailand on the 26th. Many friends from the entertainment industry were present to send blessings, including Yang Jinhua, Peter Ho and his wife, Shen Jianhong, Chen Yi, and Weng Hon

Chen Yirong got married in Chiang Mai and has been "Mrs. Xue" for seven months

06/01 1956

In the early morning of October 24, 2003, outside a private apartment in a wealthy area of Manhattan, the United States, a group of reporters were staring eagerly at the villa in front of them. They had cameras in their hands, and they were ready to press the shutter at any tim - DayDayNews

In the early morning of October 24, 2003, outside a private apartment in a wealthy area of Manhattan, the United States, a group of reporters were staring eagerly at the villa in front of them. They had cameras in their hands, and they were ready to press the shutter at any tim

In 2003, Soong Meiling died in her sleep. Her body was wrapped in a wool blanket and sent out of the apartment early the next morning.

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Author: Xuan Xiaolei Picture: Internet, please contact us for deletion if there is any infringement ▼ People who have watched "He Actually Doesn't Like You That Much" will feel that "boys will definitely take the initiative if they like someone." But after watching Zhang Wansen i - DayDayNews

Author: Xuan Xiaolei Picture: Internet, please contact us for deletion if there is any infringement ▼ People who have watched "He Actually Doesn't Like You That Much" will feel that "boys will definitely take the initiative if they like someone." But after watching Zhang Wansen i

When a boy likes someone, he may not take the initiative, so you have to know how to face him

06/01 1869

I saw a video not long ago, which really shattered my outlook on life. In fact, every elderly person wants a rich and colorful life in their later years, but things must be prioritized and have a bottom line, whether it is for themselves or for others. It's the same for marriage, - DayDayNews

I saw a video not long ago, which really shattered my outlook on life. In fact, every elderly person wants a rich and colorful life in their later years, but things must be prioritized and have a bottom line, whether it is for themselves or for others. It's the same for marriage,

An 80-year-old man looks at tapes at home and takes Xiaoyao Pills to find young girls. Auntie: He is worse than a beast

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I have a girlfriend, and we get tired of being together every day. One shot in the morning, one shot in the evening, and the time is spent on exercise. These days my writing, exercise, work and rest are all irregular. What's the main reason? He's too clingy to me. As soon as we s - DayDayNews

I have a girlfriend, and we get tired of being together every day. One shot in the morning, one shot in the evening, and the time is spent on exercise. These days my writing, exercise, work and rest are all irregular. What's the main reason? He's too clingy to me. As soon as we s

On the street, my sister-in-law Liang hugged me and cried bitterly

06/01 1580

I often hear people say: I wonder why? A relationship is always changing. People who were once close are now strangers. People who had nothing to say before now have nothing to say. People who were once outspoken are now defensive. How many people like this are there in your addr - DayDayNews

I often hear people say: I wonder why? A relationship is always changing. People who were once close are now strangers. People who had nothing to say before now have nothing to say. People who were once outspoken are now defensive. How many people like this are there in your addr

People, why do they change? You won't know until you grow up

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