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Today is a good day. I bumped into a handsome guy in the lobby on the first floor when I got to work in the morning. Not only did we not argue, we even chatted for ten minutes while you laughed and laughed. If it weren't for the fear of being late for work, I would have chatted w - DayDayNews

Today is a good day. I bumped into a handsome guy in the lobby on the first floor when I got to work in the morning. Not only did we not argue, we even chatted for ten minutes while you laughed and laughed. If it weren't for the fear of being late for work, I would have chatted w

The author of the short novel "I Bought": Shuimu Yuntian

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1. On the bus, a pregnant woman standing said to a strange man sitting next to her: Don’t you know I’m pregnant? The man looked very nervous and said: But the child is not mine! 2. The son and his father went to the zoo. The son rode on his father's back. When he came to a donkey - DayDayNews

1. On the bus, a pregnant woman standing said to a strange man sitting next to her: Don’t you know I’m pregnant? The man looked very nervous and said: But the child is not mine! 2. The son and his father went to the zoo. The son rode on his father's back. When he came to a donkey

This wave of humorous jokes for friends is classic, interesting, and cute.

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One day, I was chatting with a colleague. The colleague talked about one of his neighbors, a lady in her forties, very strange. She often came to her colleagues' houses to borrow things. At first, it was occasionally, soy sauce, salt, onions, ginger, garlic [courgette] and other - DayDayNews

One day, I was chatting with a colleague. The colleague talked about one of his neighbors, a lady in her forties, very strange. She often came to her colleagues' houses to borrow things. At first, it was occasionally, soy sauce, salt, onions, ginger, garlic [courgette] and other

Weird neighbors can lend you all kinds of things. The key is to come at any time. "The only thing I need to borrow is my husband."

05/16 1978

Xiao Wang is a shrewd and stingy young man. He has had girlfriends one after another, but they all broke up because of his "stinginess". On this day, Xiao Wang was introduced to a girl he liked by a friend, and they made an appointment to have dinner and drink coffee together, an - DayDayNews

Xiao Wang is a shrewd and stingy young man. He has had girlfriends one after another, but they all broke up because of his "stinginess". On this day, Xiao Wang was introduced to a girl he liked by a friend, and they made an appointment to have dinner and drink coffee together, an

The world of humor: one person and half

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Who hasn’t encountered a few disgusting people or things in four years of college? Let’s experience what netizens shared: #The most disgusting thing I encountered in college#▼I was really sick! ▼Is there something wrong with such a person’s head? ? ? ▼Keep the mud on your body fo - DayDayNews

Who hasn’t encountered a few disgusting people or things in four years of college? Let’s experience what netizens shared: #The most disgusting thing I encountered in college#▼I was really sick! ▼Is there something wrong with such a person’s head? ? ? ▼Keep the mud on your body fo

"Someone pooped in a public bathroom?? What kind of devilish roommates are these!"

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My best friend kindly advised me: "We don't need to be obsessed with nymphomaniacs and imitate those perverts who follow good housewives into the men's room~" For example, when you are touching up your makeup, there happens to be a boy who has finished his work and leaves the toi - DayDayNews

My best friend kindly advised me: "We don't need to be obsessed with nymphomaniacs and imitate those perverts who follow good housewives into the men's room~" For example, when you are touching up your makeup, there happens to be a boy who has finished his work and leaves the toi

I accidentally entered the men's room because I forgot my glasses, and was hung up.

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1. Burr Martin deceived his daughter by recreating her selfies. 2. “My girlfriend’s dad sent this caption, ‘Can’t believe this guy left his GPS on his dashboard when he went to the store.’” 3. “We didn’t have 19 candles. My dad said cake It's my fourth birthday." 4. "My dad 'trie - DayDayNews

1. Burr Martin deceived his daughter by recreating her selfies. 2. “My girlfriend’s dad sent this caption, ‘Can’t believe this guy left his GPS on his dashboard when he went to the store.’” 3. “We didn’t have 19 candles. My dad said cake It's my fourth birthday." 4. "My dad 'trie

14 Photos That Prove "Dads Have the Best Sense of Sense"

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What kind of roads are there in your city? Look at the picture below and you will understand something. The so-called art means that people cannot understand it. I didn't notice it at first, but now the more I look at it, the more wrong it becomes. - DayDayNews

What kind of roads are there in your city? Look at the picture below and you will understand something. The so-called art means that people cannot understand it. I didn't notice it at first, but now the more I look at it, the more wrong it becomes.

Hilarious comment: I wonder why the van is not black?

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When an old colleague resigned, everyone was very sad. She said: "For four years, every day from 9 am to 6 pm, we sat together for more than ten hours, not counting overtime. If we subtract the traffic time on the road and sleeping time at night, my husband and I were together. H - DayDayNews

When an old colleague resigned, everyone was very sad. She said: "For four years, every day from 9 am to 6 pm, we sat together for more than ten hours, not counting overtime. If we subtract the traffic time on the road and sleeping time at night, my husband and I were together. H

Happy joke: An old colleague resigned, and everyone was very sad

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Ask the owner of the white car to move because it's blocking your rear wheel. If you can figure it out, Qin Shihuang can pop out of the cemetery. Among the co-authors, Nobita is the only one who is an outsider, right? - DayDayNews

Ask the owner of the white car to move because it's blocking your rear wheel. If you can figure it out, Qin Shihuang can pop out of the cemetery. Among the co-authors, Nobita is the only one who is an outsider, right?

"I accidentally saw this on my mother-in-law's phone. What kind of party is this?" Hahaha, even wearing a mask

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People around Du Ma: What can you achieve by following people who are living as a joke? Netizens: What a joke. Rather than saying it was a real-name report, it was more like another joke. - DayDayNews

People around Du Ma: What can you achieve by following people who are living as a joke? Netizens: What a joke. Rather than saying it was a real-name report, it was more like another joke.

People around Du Ma: What can you achieve by following people who are living a joke? Netizen: big joke

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1. Many years ago, I was eating ice cream in front of my house. A child in the distance swallowed his saliva while looking at my ice cream. I saw how pitiful he was, so I called him over, gave him a stool and said, "Come, sit down and watch..." Many years later We went on a blind - DayDayNews

1. Many years ago, I was eating ice cream in front of my house. A child in the distance swallowed his saliva while looking at my ice cream. I saw how pitiful he was, so I called him over, gave him a stool and said, "Come, sit down and watch..." Many years later We went on a blind

Happy moment joke: One day I had an argument with my wife over a trivial matter, and the more the argument got worse, the more violent it became.

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It was a windy and dark night, so I shyly said to him, "I'm afraid of the dark. Please send me upstairs." He shouted "ouch" and turned on the voice-activated lights on half of the floor. Me: "Why didn't you go out to play last night?" Friend: "I'm not happy, a friend of mine is b - DayDayNews

It was a windy and dark night, so I shyly said to him, "I'm afraid of the dark. Please send me upstairs." He shouted "ouch" and turned on the voice-activated lights on half of the floor. Me: "Why didn't you go out to play last night?" Friend: "I'm not happy, a friend of mine is b

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Let's experience it together: I feel embarrassed again. Hahahaha, the scene was awkward for a while...I'm sorry, it's really funny hahahaha. Stop talking, I smell it. - DayDayNews

Let's experience it together: I feel embarrassed again. Hahahaha, the scene was awkward for a while...I'm sorry, it's really funny hahahaha. Stop talking, I smell it.

"The most shameful moment during a girl's physical examination! Hahaha, I feel like I'm suffocating..."

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Girls with flat chests are in such a miserable state... If someone else drips some soup on my chest, I can drip it on my fucking shoes! Duck Blood Vermicelli Soup Shop: Duck is anemic, take a day off. - DayDayNews

Girls with flat chests are in such a miserable state... If someone else drips some soup on my chest, I can drip it on my fucking shoes! Duck Blood Vermicelli Soup Shop: Duck is anemic, take a day off.

"It's so miserable for girls with flat chests!" Netizen: It's really heartbreaking...

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Girls must not shake their hands when taking selfies, especially when they turn on beauty makeup, otherwise you will be like them! @PIPIZJIA的Wow weird: None of the three of us admit that this face is ours. - DayDayNews

Girls must not shake their hands when taking selfies, especially when they turn on beauty makeup, otherwise you will be like them! @PIPIZJIA的Wow weird: None of the three of us admit that this face is ours.

“Girls, please don’t shake your hands when taking selfies! Otherwise, your soul will be out of body!”

05/19 1924

● Zhong Xuegao and Haagen-Dazs, one after another ● The variety show was recorded in a pig farm, and it really doesn’t stink ● Those of us who play QQ Farm have started growing vegetables on the balcony. Good morning everyone! The discussion about ice cream has not stopped since - DayDayNews

● Zhong Xuegao and Haagen-Dazs, one after another ● The variety show was recorded in a pig farm, and it really doesn’t stink ● Those of us who play QQ Farm have started growing vegetables on the balcony. Good morning everyone! The discussion about ice cream has not stopped since

Zhong Xuegao and Haagen-Dazs, one after another | Gardenia's hot search list

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Tanya Tanya has launched a new 2021 album "DEPART". Next year will celebrate the 25th anniversary of her debut. She hilariously said: "Oh my God! I don't believe it. I refuse the 25th anniversary. I imagined that I had just debuted." Regarding the upcoming steps in the music indu - DayDayNews

Tanya Tanya has launched a new 2021 album "DEPART". Next year will celebrate the 25th anniversary of her debut. She hilariously said: "Oh my God! I don't believe it. I refuse the 25th anniversary. I imagined that I had just debuted." Regarding the upcoming steps in the music indu

Tanya Tsai will celebrate her 25th anniversary next year. During the epidemic, she and Jolin Tsai took handmade candle classes together

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Among the many female celebrities, Dilraba is definitely one of the most fan-favored beings. Her recent Weibo posts have also been frequently "open", winning the favor of her fans. It has to be said that the beautiful Dilireba is very good at enjoying life. She didn't take a good - DayDayNews

Among the many female celebrities, Dilraba is definitely one of the most fan-favored beings. Her recent Weibo posts have also been frequently "open", winning the favor of her fans. It has to be said that the beautiful Dilireba is very good at enjoying life. She didn't take a good

Dilraba didn’t rest on weekends and actually went to the vegetable garden, but netizens wanted to eat the strawberries from her hands.

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Up to now, predecessors have done a lot of research on photography from the aspects of historical facts, art or technology, but there has been little discussion on how photography was introduced to China, lacking a comprehensive and systematic academic review. - DayDayNews

Up to now, predecessors have done a lot of research on photography from the aspects of historical facts, art or technology, but there has been little discussion on how photography was introduced to China, lacking a comprehensive and systematic academic review.

1840~1890: The spread of photography from the West to the East

05/20 1714

The Golden Melody Award is the most authoritative music award in the Chinese music industry. It has been selected since 1990 and is the most important music award for singers in the Chinese music industry! The selection criteria for the Golden Melody Award Queen are the same as t - DayDayNews

The Golden Melody Award is the most authoritative music award in the Chinese music industry. It has been selected since 1990 and is the most important music award for singers in the Chinese music industry! The selection criteria for the Golden Melody Award Queen are the same as t

A review of the Golden Melody Awards for all previous female singers, Zhang Huimei and Tanya Tanya received three awards, and Faye Wong and Mok Wenwei attracted attention!

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**Tanya Tanya specially for Chengdu friends**. **A very small amount of 399 scarce tickets are waiting for you to grab! **A small number of rare tickets priced at RMB 399 are on sale! - DayDayNews

Tanya Tanya specially for Chengdu friends. A very small amount of 399 scarce tickets are waiting for you to grab! A small number of rare tickets priced at RMB 399 are on sale!

Countdown to 3 days! I heard that Golden Melody Award goddess Tanya Chua brought a mysterious gift to Chengdu~

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