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↑Uncle, I want to learn the secret of success from you. ↑Uncle, you don’t have enough water in your head, are you replenishing it? ↑I do this when I think about defecation, and it all goes back into my stomach. ↑Your uncle will always be your uncle.
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1. Two female secretaries were talking: "Who invented the typewriter? It's annoying!" "What's wrong?" "As soon as I stop working, everyone will hear it immediately." 2. The manager of a company is very enthusiastic about his work. Responsible, I haven't even taken a vacation in t
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Do you know why? If you don't want to buy it, just say so. I wanted to show off my affection, so I tried a leg-sitting kill with my husband, but almost sent him to the hospital.
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