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Do you know why? If you don't want to buy it, just say so. I wanted to show off my affection, so I tried a leg-sitting kill with my husband, but almost sent him to the hospital. - DayDayNews

Do you know why? If you don't want to buy it, just say so. I wanted to show off my affection, so I tried a leg-sitting kill with my husband, but almost sent him to the hospital.

I wanted to show my affection, so my husband and I tried a leg sitting, but we almost sent him to the hospital.

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Will my Mandarin get better and better after reading this book? How do couples celebrate Teachers' Day? - DayDayNews

Will my Mandarin get better and better after reading this book? How do couples celebrate Teachers' Day?

How boring can a person be? What do you do when you're bored?

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I really can’t answer your question if I’m not in ancient times. My wife made pig trotters for me and asked me to comment on it after I finished it. The couple I met at the subway station fell in love and looked at me in the mirror, who was 188cm tall, and fell into deep thought. - DayDayNews

I really can’t answer your question if I’m not in ancient times. My wife made pig trotters for me and asked me to comment on it after I finished it. The couple I met at the subway station fell in love and looked at me in the mirror, who was 188cm tall, and fell into deep thought.

The couple who met at the subway station and fell in love looked at me in the mirror, 188cm tall, and fell into deep thought.

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1. "The client complained that I was too slow and I just showed him this and asked him if he wanted me to go slower." 2. "Trying to kill a fly with the palm of my hand and broke a window. The fly got away." 3. “I don’t think I’ll be using that power bank anytime soon.” 4. “I got - DayDayNews

1. "The client complained that I was too slow and I just showed him this and asked him if he wanted me to go slower." 2. "Trying to kill a fly with the palm of my hand and broke a window. The fly got away." 3. “I don’t think I’ll be using that power bank anytime soon.” 4. “I got

15 Photos That Prove “Smiling is the Only Remedy in Times of Difficulty”

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Think of turtles as cats and dogs. Turtles won’t let you kiss them. Next time, you dare to stick your tongue out. So far, no one can see the numbers in the picture. Many people wash cars and never wash the bottom of the car. Sorry, I After trying my best, it seems that this dog i - DayDayNews

Think of turtles as cats and dogs. Turtles won’t let you kiss them. Next time, you dare to stick your tongue out. So far, no one can see the numbers in the picture. Many people wash cars and never wash the bottom of the car. Sorry, I After trying my best, it seems that this dog i

Does such a beautiful girl have to work in a factory? What a pity! She's good enough to be a star

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1. On the ship, a sailor asked another sailor: "Wine and women, which do you prefer?" The other sailor replied: "I first have to know (it) their birth dates." 2. Clerk: " Manager, your meeting has been going on for so long, what decision have you made?” Manager: “Yes, we have dec - DayDayNews

1. On the ship, a sailor asked another sailor: "Wine and women, which do you prefer?" The other sailor replied: "I first have to know (it) their birth dates." 2. Clerk: " Manager, your meeting has been going on for so long, what decision have you made?” Manager: “Yes, we have dec

Joke: Haven’t you heard a saying, noble people tend to forget things?

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Therefore, the content explained by the teacher still needs to attract students. Mainly because they move faster. Although I was scolded, it was good to wear an extra pair of shoes. How do you sell this ice cream? I want to buy it and take a photo. I work in a bank, do you need a - DayDayNews

Therefore, the content explained by the teacher still needs to attract students. Mainly because they move faster. Although I was scolded, it was good to wear an extra pair of shoes. How do you sell this ice cream? I want to buy it and take a photo. I work in a bank, do you need a

"They are also wearing skirts, and it is obvious whether they have boyfriends or not." Hahaha, how can you tell?

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1. The owner of the optical shop teaches the new clerk how to give prices to customers. "When he asks you how much you want, you answer '600 yuan.' If he doesn't blink, you continue: 'This is just the price of the frame, the lenses are 400 yuan.' If he still doesn't blink, you He - DayDayNews

1. The owner of the optical shop teaches the new clerk how to give prices to customers. "When he asks you how much you want, you answer '600 yuan.' If he doesn't blink, you continue: 'This is just the price of the frame, the lenses are 400 yuan.' If he still doesn't blink, you He

Joke: Boss, another case of beer, no wine

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After breakfast, I accompanied my mother downstairs. She meets her old friends every day somewhere in the community. My eighty-five-year-old mother was walking and chatting. There was an apricot tree in front of the unit that bore a lot of apricots, which were now in their prime. - DayDayNews

After breakfast, I accompanied my mother downstairs. She meets her old friends every day somewhere in the community. My eighty-five-year-old mother was walking and chatting. There was an apricot tree in front of the unit that bore a lot of apricots, which were now in their prime.

Sometimes, I have no choice but to accept it because I am no longer able to

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In the 1990s, shopping malls in the city were equipped with elevators to make it easier for customers to go upstairs and downstairs for shopping. The second uncle thought this was a really good thing, so he went home happily without buying any clothes. - DayDayNews

In the 1990s, shopping malls in the city were equipped with elevators to make it easier for customers to go upstairs and downstairs for shopping. The second uncle thought this was a really good thing, so he went home happily without buying any clothes.

Now let you see what a great god is!

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Cat Star: Only I can wake you up! You know the power of flattery. The masters are not necessarily among the people, but the masters are definitely in the back! "What are the two holes on the escort vehicle for?" - DayDayNews

Cat Star: Only I can wake you up! You know the power of flattery. The masters are not necessarily among the people, but the masters are definitely in the back! "What are the two holes on the escort vehicle for?"

I believe everyone born in the 80s and 90s knows what this is, right? We call it Paozi here

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1. When you quarrel with your husband, don’t rush to blame him. Instead, reflect on yourself first. If you are really wrong, then think carefully about how to blame it on him. 2. What is a friend? Even if you put 500 yuan on the table, you won't lose it. But if you put a bag of m - DayDayNews

1. When you quarrel with your husband, don’t rush to blame him. Instead, reflect on yourself first. If you are really wrong, then think carefully about how to blame it on him. 2. What is a friend? Even if you put 500 yuan on the table, you won't lose it. But if you put a bag of m

A smile every day, episode 13

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1: The teacher asked: "If you only have one day to live, where would you most like to go?" The student replied: "I will spend my last day in this school, in this classroom." - DayDayNews

1: The teacher asked: "If you only have one day to live, where would you most like to go?" The student replied: "I will spend my last day in this school, in this classroom."

A smile every day: If you only had one day to live, where would you most want to go?

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There was a man named Man Bu Wan. The couple was in their forties and gave birth to a stupid son. The fortune teller said: "As long as you accumulate virtue and do good deeds, you will have a good son." Man Wan Bai didn't believe it a hundred times. How can I do good deeds? A pha - DayDayNews

There was a man named Man Bu Wan. The couple was in their forties and gave birth to a stupid son. The fortune teller said: "As long as you accumulate virtue and do good deeds, you will have a good son." Man Wan Bai didn't believe it a hundred times. How can I do good deeds? A pha

Humorous story: Opening a pharmacy

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1. My hometown is in the mountains. There is only one bus to go home every day. If you miss it, you will not be able to get on it. When I went home at the end of this year, a person in the car used alcohol to argue with the driver. The driver said: If you don’t accept it, we will - DayDayNews

1. My hometown is in the mountains. There is only one bus to go home every day. If you miss it, you will not be able to get on it. When I went home at the end of this year, a person in the car used alcohol to argue with the driver. The driver said: If you don’t accept it, we will

Dude: When I was in college, I had an elective course on flower arrangement, and the final exam was to create a work in class.

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1. The first time I practiced driving, I tried the steering wheel after getting in the car and asked the coach: "Why does it feel a little loose?" The coach said lightly: "It's all the credit of one of your senior sisters. I asked her to brake at that time, and she couldn't stop - DayDayNews

1. The first time I practiced driving, I tried the steering wheel after getting in the car and asked the coach: "Why does it feel a little loose?" The coach said lightly: "It's all the credit of one of your senior sisters. I asked her to brake at that time, and she couldn't stop

Happy moment joke: My little nephew suddenly ran up to me and took a bag of potato chips and handed them to me.

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Or Thirteen Incense? The starting price of iPhone 14 in US dollars remains the same as that of iPhone 13, while iPhone 14 Pro and Pro Max have increased by US$100, and the Chinese version is expected to also increase. - DayDayNews

Or Thirteen Incense? The starting price of iPhone 14 in US dollars remains the same as that of iPhone 13, while iPhone 14 Pro and Pro Max have increased by US$100, and the Chinese version is expected to also increase.

How to evaluate whether iPhone 14 will be the most expensive iPhone in history?

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Entering summer, taking a nap with the air conditioner on has become my favorite way to relax at home on weekends. But I don’t know if you have this experience. The air conditioner is turned on for a long time, the air in the room is stuffy, and the head feels dizzy. Some time ag - DayDayNews

Entering summer, taking a nap with the air conditioner on has become my favorite way to relax at home on weekends. But I don’t know if you have this experience. The air conditioner is turned on for a long time, the air in the room is stuffy, and the head feels dizzy. Some time ag

In summer, I need cool breeze and fresh air. Haier fresh air air conditioner can help me get it.

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Every weekend, the circle of friends will be "occupied" by tents. In order to breathe a breath of fresh air and enjoy the natural summer breeze, everyone packs their bags and sets off for the distance. But I am different. Since I installed a Haier Air Conditioner, which is the "I - DayDayNews

Every weekend, the circle of friends will be "occupied" by tents. In order to breathe a breath of fresh air and enjoy the natural summer breeze, everyone packs their bags and sets off for the distance. But I am different. Since I installed a Haier Air Conditioner, which is the "I

Air conditioners recommend Haier Air Cleaner to achieve the freedom of camping at home

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Gemini Gemini people are capable, work hard slowly and steadily, have a good personality, are like a cloud of nobles, are cheerful, ambitious, and like to test others. There is no road to walk in life, and every step counts. . They are popular and full of glory and wealth. If Gem - DayDayNews

Gemini Gemini people are capable, work hard slowly and steadily, have a good personality, are like a cloud of nobles, are cheerful, ambitious, and like to test others. There is no road to walk in life, and every step counts. . They are popular and full of glory and wealth. If Gem

After today, the four major zodiac signs became famous in one fell swoop, filled with joy and profit.

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Capricorn Capricorns may hear bad news, but they are also easily rewarded in business. They are upright and aboveboard. They are the most creative zodiac sign. They have a lively and lovely personality, are witty and intelligent, enthusiastic, sunny, straightforward, quick to res - DayDayNews

Capricorn Capricorns may hear bad news, but they are also easily rewarded in business. They are upright and aboveboard. They are the most creative zodiac sign. They have a lively and lovely personality, are witty and intelligent, enthusiastic, sunny, straightforward, quick to res

Starting from this weekend, the four major zodiac signs will fly high, have no shortage of good luck, and stand out

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Affected by this, on June 13, Asian markets fell sharply across the board. The Hang Seng Index in Hong Kong fell by more than 3%, Japan fell by 3%, India fell by more than 2%, and South Korea's Composite Index fell by about 3.5%. - DayDayNews

Affected by this, on June 13, Asian markets fell sharply across the board. The Hang Seng Index in Hong Kong fell by more than 3%, Japan fell by 3%, India fell by more than 2%, and South Korea's Composite Index fell by about 3.5%.

The Asia-Pacific market fell sharply across the board, and just now, European stocks fell even further! A-share prices plunged sharply in late trading and narrowed their losses. How long can the independent market last?

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