The old people living in rural areas have everything, their minds are wrong, their words are wrong, their actions are wrong, their ways are wrong, and they even think about problems. They are really wrong, and they are really wrong.

Author: Wang Hongliang

It’s home

The old people living in rural areas have everything, their minds are wrong, their words are wrong, their work is wrong, their walking is wrong, and even their thinking is wrong, they even think about problems. They can’t be wrong anymore, they are really wrong.

This is how his nickname, Lao Wai, was formed from the word "public" and "public".

After a long time, Lao Wai did not fight or resist, and acquiesced to others calling him like this.

In fact, he doesn't like others calling him like this, but there are not many ways. Everyone else calls this, what is his way? Only accept silently.

Usually, Lao Wai likes to argue and is a master of arguments. An ordinary argumentator is not his opponent at all. In a few rounds, he defeated the ordinary squad maker.

Lao Wai also likes others to flatter him. If you praise him a few words or flatter him a few words, he will not be able to find the east, west, south and north. He was so happy that he smiled and said quickly: "You are a good person, you are the best person in the world and the best person in the world. You will definitely live a hundred years old. The family is happy, and everything that is not going well will circumvent you."

If you talk to Lao Wai, you must pay attention to the methods and never quarrel with him, otherwise he will slap him to serve you.

This guy has an impatient personality, a straight personality, a strong personality, and a bad speech. He is the kind of person who beats people with his mouth. Sometimes, he is very enthusiastic and will take the initiative to help you when you are in trouble and not when you are asking for help.

Your melon is not sweet

Lao Wai's father is not a stupid person. He was the village director and the second-in-command in the village. He had money in his hands, so Lao Wai naturally did not lack money.

In those years, Lao Wai planted a lot of watermelons in his own fields.

He said: "I don't want to sell watermelons for money. I hope that the old and young men will eat it. We are all living together. It is better to have a good relationship with the villagers than anything else! Besides, if I do this, I can also gain some capital for my father. It's great."

At that time, Lao Wai's real idea was not wrong, so he wanted to use the watermelons he planted to reward the villagers and win unanimous praise. But he got it wrong. I originally wanted to maintain the villagers, but I finally offended them. Lao Wai doesn't care about these things, he only cares about entertaining himself, planting watermelons, and pleasing the old and young men.

When the melon is ripe, Lao Wai invites relatives, friends, neighbors, and old men to eat melons in the melon fields. The person who can talk was very polite and said with a smile: "Lao Wai, the melon you planted is good, it's so sweet to eat. Thank you, Lao Wai." When Lao Wai heard the praise that the melon he planted is good and sweet, he felt like he had eaten honey.

When the person who praised him left, he would say, "Take a few more melons home. You can only eat the melons I planted? Take a few watermelons back to your parents to show your filial piety." The person who praised him felt embarrassed when he heard what he said, and said he didn't want it. In fact, he wanted to pick a few more watermelons and take them home to his parents. After that, he kept thanking Lao Wai.

At this time, Lao Hu smiled so hard that his eyes narrowed into slits, and said, "Stop talking, go home."

Others eat his watermelon, and people who can't speak will say that he doesn't grow the melons. Lao Wai was very unhappy. He would say, "Is my melon not sweet? I think you are a dog biting Lu Dongbin, but you don't know the kindness of good people. You still say it's not sweet when you eat my melon? Dog doesn't know the respect of people, rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling up, I wouldn't have you slap your ears, if you want to slap it, why are you burying me and sneering? I don't know what you guys are."

To be honest, Lao Wai said lightly at this time, otherwise, he would ask someone to slap it.

This is not fake, there is evidence of facts.

One year, the old widow-seeded watermelon watermelon fell, and his aunt's son, Gensuo, got this information. So, Xu Suo called Lao Wai: "Cousin, I heard that the watermelon you planted is ripe. How about it? At three o'clock in the afternoon, I will take someone to find your watermelon garden to eat watermelon. What do you think?"

Lao Wai said: "Come on, no problem." After

, Gensuo Zhen took someone to find Lao Wai and went to eat watermelon. At that time, Lao Wai was taking a nap in the melon garden. Lao Wai said: "I'm sleeping. You go to the melon garden to pick watermelons and pick whatever you want."Gensuo is a brainless guy, and he didn't hear any bad things about Lao Wai.

Gensuo took a friend to watch the watermelon, then picked one, and took it out of the melon garden to eat.

At that time, Gensuo was young and could not speak.

Gensuo said: "Brother, you planted melons without sweetness, and they didn't have any taste. What kind of melon is this! "

Lao Wai said: "I'm really sorry, I'll go to another melon garden to pick melons for you to eat. "

Who would have thought that Lao Wai went to other melon gardens to pick melons is fake, and it was real to bring rescue soldiers.

Ten minutes later, Lao Wai found a few young men, came to the melon garden, caught Gensuo and beat him with his friend.

Tell me, just because Gensuo said that the melons he planted were not sweet, Gensuo and his friend were beaten.

That's it, they are still cousins!

Later, Lao Wai's son opened a factory in the county town and was very rich. His son had money in his hands, so Lao Wai naturally had money. He continued to plant his watermelon. He did not want to sell money in his watermelon, and he thought he was trying to please the old and young men.

Lao Wai was still the watermelon he grew sweet and he was happy, while others said he planted the watermelon he grew. The melon is not sweet, he is not happy, and even curses.

, Lao Wai, Lao Wai, I guess he will be such a person in his life.

How others evaluate Lao Wai, he doesn't care about it, he just cares about himself and means his temperament. He exists with true temperament.

My bicycle is a famous brand

That year, Lao Wai spent nine years Niu Erhu bought a bicycle in the county town.

Lao Wai rode his bicycle home and met a middle-aged man on the way. The man was tired of walking and was looking around and thinking of a solution.

Later, he stopped leaving, so he simply sat on the side of the road and gasped and rested. He saw Lao Wai riding a bicycle from afar.

The man shouted: "Brother, the bicycle you bought is good! How vigorously it is to ride. "

Lao Wai was happy when he heard this.

Lao Wai smiled and said loudly: "The bicycle I just asked someone to buy is good, it is a permanent brand. This bicycle is a well-known brand in the country. It is very popular in China and has good quality. "

Lao Wai said as he rode his bicycle to the middle-aged man. Lao Wai hurriedly got off the car and said to the man: "Brother, let me try riding my bicycle and let me see how this car is. ”

The man rode Lao Wai's bicycle and walked forward slowly, keeping praising: "Brother, you really know how to buy things. The bicycle you bought is so good. It's so exciting to ride. Brother, you are really talented. "

Lao Wai heard this and was so happy that he was full of joy. He smiled happily.

Just like that, the man was walking in front of the bicycle, and Lao Wai followed him on foot.

They chatted all the way and walked for ten miles.

The man kept praising Lao Wai's car while riding a bicycle.

Suddenly, the middle-aged man said, "How about you, you can ride this bicycle for a while, and I can walk for a while? We will ride this car on the turn. "

Lao Wai said: "You ride away, and I will observe how this car is like? Have you lost money when you buy it? "

That's it, they walked five miles again.

The middle-aged man said, "Brother, you can ride a bike. If you don't ride your bike, you always feel embarrassed to ride it. I don't want to go, so you can ride a bike. "

Lao Wai said: "It's okay, just ride my bicycle. I carefully observe this car and have you lost money when I bought it. ”

Just like that, they walked five miles again, and the middle-aged man got off the bicycle, and he said, “Thank you brother, I’m home. Give it back to your bike, thank you again! "

Later, a middle-aged man's words completely angered Lao Wai. When he broke up with Lao Wai, he said something more: "Brother, the bicycle you bought is a re-repair product, not produced by a serious bicycle manufacturer. "

When Lao Wai heard this, he became anxious and said, "What, do you think the bicycle I bought is not genuine? "Lao Wai caught the middle-aged man, and directly punched the old man, then he made up his feet and hurriedly rode his bicycle to run.After

, the thing Lao Wai experienced has spread in the village. After several years, it has been circulating, and has been circulating for several generations.

You tease someone

Once, Lao Wai's in-laws were invited to have a drink and passed by his doorstep.

In-laws thought: We have relatives, can’t we let him eat and drink too? Besides, if you call him, we can still be a companion, how beautiful!

Thinking of this, the in-laws walked into the old wai family.

Lao Wai did not refuse, so he followed his in-laws to the hotel, and everyone advised Lao Wai to drink. Lao Wai doesn’t know how to drink, nor does he want to drink. Later, he couldn't stand everyone's unanimous advice to drink, and the in-laws followed him to drink, so Lao Wai forced himself to drink less than two taels of wine. In an instant, his face turned red and his words were not fulfilling.

The banquet dispersed, and the two of them walked home with laughter. Lao Wai said without hesitation: "In-law, you obviously asked me to go to a restaurant for dinner, but you followed me to drink. You know, I can't drink, I can't drink, you are teasing me on purpose."

At that time, the in-laws were unhappy. He said: "Whoever arranges a few dishes, drinks a bottle of wine, and teases me like this every day, I will."

Later, the in-laws went to the restaurant for dinner and drinks, and no longer asked Lao Wai to go all the way.

After Lao Wai's daughter-in-law knew about this, she said, "Lao Wai, Lao Wai, you are so wicked. It seems that your nickname of Lao Wai is really not fake. You are such a person."

Lao Wai had a gloomy face, raised his hand, and shouted loudly: "Daughter-in-law, what did you say? Say it again! If you talk nonsense, I will hit you, do you believe it or not! You are also called Lao Wai's nickname? You are really uneducated and disrespectful, which is really OK."

When Lao Wai said what Lao Wai said, the daughter-in-law stopped talking and ran back to her parents' home with a smile.

Because of these words from his daughter-in-law, Lao Wai was very angry, and he was angry for a long time.

work was completed on December 16, 2022.