Lao Zhang's family has lived in the director's building for a month. It’s very comfortable to live in the house, and my wife and children are satisfied. But as Lao Zhang, it was a bit awkward to go in. Because the other directors living in the same building were his superiors in the past, they went in and out, and met with each other all the time. Lao Zhang felt a little awkward, and it was better to live in the original building. But as time goes by, Old Zhang gets used to it. They are the director and they are also the director, so why should they see them uncomfortable? So when we met again, the other director greeted him:
"I ate Lao Zhang?"
In the past, he always smiled and said:
"You ate Director?"
Now he also casually said:
"I ate Lao Xu?"
When he went to work, others pulled the car door and got on the car, and he also pulled the car door and got on the car. The car walked forward and back, and he leaned on his back and forth, without feeling self-conscious. How uncomfortable it is to ride a car. However, the other directors knew how Lao Zhang came up and were a little jealous of his luck. Everyone did not treat him as the director at once, and could be on an equal footing with themselves. When they saw him putting themselves on an equal footing, they felt a little uncomfortable and discussed privately, saying that after Lao Zhang became the deputy director, he was a little arrogant and not humble. So once he visited the Elder Xiong's house in the bureau and said something else. Lao Xiong rudely said to Lao Zhang:
"Lao Zhang, you have just taken the leadership position, be humble and cautious!"
Lao Zhang was stunned when he heard this, and then nodded immediately and was sweating all over. But when I got home and sweated, I cursed angrily:
"Don't pretend to be grandson with me! I have become the deputy director, and I still make me as humble as the director? I am humble, why are you not humble?"
cursed for a while, but didn't take this matter to heart, took off my clothes and went to bed. When I get up early the next day, I say hello to someone and say hello to me; when I touch the car, I touch the car. After a long time, it is hard for everyone to always say that he is "not humble", so he has to let him go. Gradually, it became "Lao Zhang" and "Lao Xu" casually. If you are casual, you will get used to it. If you are used to it, it will become natural. If you are natural, it will be equivalent to admitting it. But the elder Xiong of the bureau said in his heart:
"This old Zhang is really good. Don't look at his pig's neck, he has some characteristics and personality!"
Time passed day by day, and Lao Zhang came and went between his unit and home like others. Everything is normal. But on August 2nd, something happened to Lao Zhang. This incident happened very accidental. However, this incident had a bad impact on Lao Zhang. At first I knew it on a small scale, but later I didn’t know how the news spread, which made the whole thing know.
This day, Kobayashi went to work at work as usual. When he arrived at the office building, Kobayashi felt that the atmosphere was a bit abnormal. Everyone was in a hurry when they came out and went in, with a kind of mystery and excitement on their faces. At first, Xiaolin didn't care, thinking that it was the unit that was the one who divided pears and chickens again. Later, after sweeping the office floor, he took the thermos to the water room to fetch water. He met Xiao Hu at the seventh place in the water room. Xiao Hu asked him mysteriously:
"Do you know?"
"What do you know?"
Xiao Hu said: "I really don't know? Something happened to Lao Zhang! It's been two days, you!"
Xiao Lin was surprised: "What happened to Lao Zhang? What happened to me!"
Xiao Hu was even more dissatisfied: "You really, Lao Zhang has a style problem!"
"Ah!" Xiaolin was even more surprised, and suddenly became in a hurry. The bottle stopper was covered in the wrong position, and it bounced to the ceiling with a "bang". But when Xiaolin found the plug from the ground, closed the thermos again, shook her head and said, "Old Zhang had a style problem. It's impossible, it's impossible, don't talk nonsense!"
Xiao Hu clapped his hands and said, "Look, look, I know you don't believe it!"
Xiaolin said, "See, look, I know you don't believe it!"
Xiaolin was a little suspicious and asked:
"Who with?"
Xiaohu said, "Guess!"
Kolin thought about several romantic women in the unit and said,
"Zhang Xiaoli?"
Xiaohu shook his head.
"Wang Hong?"
Xiao Hu shook her head.
"Sun Yuling?"
Xiao Hu shook her head.
Kobayashi said. "This is not going to be tied! I knew that Lao Zhang would not have any problems. Even if something happened, it would not happen. It was him who thought of this. He looked like a pig-necked person. Who would have a relationship with him?"
Xiao Hu said with a smile: "But it's out! I'll narrow the scope for you, the woman is in your office!"
Kobayashi became strange again: "Our office? With the girl Xiao Peng?"
Xiao Hu shook his head: "No"
Kobayashi clapped his hands: "This is not going to be tied, there is nothing else, and there are homosexuals..."
Xiao Hu "gu "You forgot that there is another female, let me tell you, with the female old Qiao!"
Kobayashi almost popped onto the ceiling like a bottle stopper: "Is it possible with the female old Qiao? How is this possible! So old! Besides, how can this be tied together, how is this possible!"
Xiao Hu said: "You don't understand this. What's wrong with being old? Only when you are old can you play! Do you know where they did it? It's in Lao Zhang's office! It is said that when they were caught, a pair of old pigeons were still playing tricks! Only when they are old can you play!"
Kobayashi was confused. Xiao Hu left alone with thermos . When I walked to the door, I stretched my head back:
"Tell me again, the one who caught them was not someone else, but Lao Zhang's wife! It is said that I have been fucking for several days!"
Kolin continued to be confused there. Mom. This is wherever you go! How is this possible! These old Zhang and the female old Qiao are both serious people! Why can't you tell at all? But then I thought about it and found that the female Lao Qiao had not come to work these two days, and she did not explain the reason. Yesterday at noon, she saw Lao Sun and Lao He whispering excitedly. Seeing him in, he stopped talking and pretended to say something else, which seemed to be a bit like something happened; he also remembered that he seemed to see Lao Zhang's wife in the office building, and walked out of Director Xiong's office with red eyes. At that time, he was wondering: He helped them move home, and he didn't even say hello to each other when they met. They blamed them for being ungrateful. Now when he thought, yes, something happened! Damn, something happened unknowingly!
Kobayashi shook her head and sighed, returning to the office. Since today is not like yesterday, it is no longer a secret that something happened to Lao Zhang, and there is no need for everyone to block and prevent each other like yesterday, so everyone also discussed it publicly in the office. Lao Sun was also cheerful and looked red. Seeing that Xiaolin had returned from carrying water, everyone was there, so he knocked on the cup and said, "
"Before I went to work, I said something....Don't be surprised! But after being surprised and analyzed, maybe I wouldn't be surprised. Nothing was brewed in three or two days. There was a process, but we were usually careless and did not pay enough attention to this process. This matter is not big, but it is not small. It is just that Lao Zhang, who went out of our office, and Lao Qiao, who was in our office, had a style problem, and someone caught it! We shouldn't have to worry about this matter, so we handled it. No matter what happened, I didn't care about these messy things. The one who caught the offender was Comrade Lao Zhang's wife, and his wife sued the offender. Maybe some comrades want to ask, since this matter has nothing to do with us, why do you convey it before going to work? But I thought about it and felt it was necessary and it was also related to our work, so I told you to tell you. It was Comrade Lao Zhang who had a problem and the organization had asked him to suspend his post for inspection. Didn't he be in charge of our office and the sixth office and the seventh office? Now the bureau notified that the sixth office and the seventh office shall be managed by Deputy Director Xu, and our office, Director Xiong will take charge of our office himself..."
After Lao Sun had conveyed it, everyone started to discuss it again. There is no end to discussing such things.Kobayashi took the time to go around the building, and other departments were also discussing, and everyone added many details, how did Lao Zhang and the female Lao Qiao get on, how did they do it specifically, how did the specific details in the room when they did this time, how did his wife know, how did he open the door when he caught a gangster, and it was still light when he hit the door. His wife did not let the two of them wear clothes, called Director Xiong, which opened the eyes, etc.... From morning to afternoon, from afternoon to after work, from the bus to the bus, everyone was talking about this matter, and each of them brought the news home and conveyed it to their husband or wife.
In fact, something happened to Lao Zhang is not as complicated as everyone said. This is the thing. At noon that day, Lao Zhang finished his meal in the office (three or two rice I ate at noon, a serving of stir-fried celery, and a small plate of pork belly). After picking his teeth, he had to lie on the couch to sleep. At this time, the female old Qiao pushed the door and said she wanted to report to Lao Zhang. Lao Zhang was a little dissatisfied at the time and blamed her for disturbing her taking a nap. But remembering that I was already the deputy director and could not have the same knowledge as the comrades below, I patted the sofa and asked her to sit down. The female old Qiao said it was reporting work, but in fact it was to win her deputy division-level researcher. After talking for a long time, he asked the bureau leader to consider it. He was about to retire, so he only found the leader this time. Lao Zhang wanted to quickly send her away and go to bed, so he said:
"Okay, okay, I will help you mention it next time the meeting in the bureau is here!"
Lao Zhang agreed so happily, but the female old Qiao became excited, as excited as a girl. She patted her hand on the back of Lao Zhang's thick hand like a toad belly and said:
"Lao Zhang, you are from us! Others bully me, but you care about me!"
Then she thrust and cried, and wiped her eyes with a gauze scarf. Lao Zhang was also a little excited when he saw her put her hand on his palm. Because I have lived for more than fifty years and have a pair of pig necks, the world has never had any meaning to him except my wife. The female old Qiao cried again, and he couldn't help but feel a little turbulent. He turned around and saw that she was crying like a girl - Lao Zhang and the female old Qiao entered the unit. When the female old Qiao was young, she looked pretty good, better than the current female Xiao Peng. So he patted the female old Qiao on the shoulder:
"Don't cry Xiao Qiao, don't cry Xiao Qiao, where is there me!"
When Lao Zhang said "Xiao Qiao", the female old Qiao really thought she was the girl of the past - she was also careless for a moment, so she leaned her shoulder into Lao Zhang's arms. Lao Zhang was also negligent and forgot to control himself, so he clumsyly touched the female Lao Qiao. At this moment, Lao Zhang's wife pushed the door and came in. Lao Zhang's wife usually never came to Lao Zhang's unit, and she deserved something. She felt uncomfortable on the day. She asked for leave to go home to rest early. When she got home, she found that she forgot to bring the key, so she came to find Lao Zhang. Unexpectedly, when she pushed the door, she found that Lao Zhang was doing this. She was in a bad mood. Now she saw Lao Zhang stroking and stroking her with other women in the office. She was jealous and started making a fuss on the spot. She grabbed the female Lao Qiao and slapped her mouth, and then ran to the old bear house next door crying and asked Lao Xiong to see what Lao Zhang was doing!
Lao Zhang was confused at the time - they were both serious and serious for decades, but they didn't expect that there would be problems when they got old, so until Lao Xiong came in, Lao Zhang's hand had not been pulled out of the female Lao Qiao's crotch (through her pants). Lao Xiong said at that time:
"Look, look, Lao Zhang, what are you like!"
As calmed down, the female Lao Qiao, his wife, Lao Xiong were all gone, and Lao Zhang was limp and realized what he did today. He regretted it very much, mom, the fox didn't beat him, and he was so fucked.
He didn't leave the office door for an afternoon, and his urine blisters hurt and he didn't go out. It's hard to come to work the next day. The bureau also notified him to write a check at home. The female old Qiao also stopped coming to work automatically. Lao Zhang and the female Lao Qiao were in different places. After calming down, they both began to regret and began to complain about each other.The female old Qiao complained:
"This thief Lao Zhang, you are not at ease with kindness, you shouldn't take advantage of others!"
Lao Zhang complained:
"This old Qiao is indeed not a thing. It doesn't matter if she teases her, she ruined me!"
But Lao Zhang is the leader after all, better than the female old Qiao. The female old Qiao only complains about Lao Zhang, as if she has no responsibility. , crying with grievance at home, Lao Zhang also thought:
"Of course, Lao Qiao is not a thing, I have a responsibility!"
As soon as Lao Zhang didn't go to work, Lao Zhang's wife didn't go to work, so she pressed the sofa against the door, did not allow Lao Zhang to go out, and did not allow him to write a check, and asked him to explain it clearly to himself first, and asked him to explain how many times there were, how many times before he and the female Lao Qiao, and how many times each... Lao Zhang lost, and it was difficult to lose his temper, and just said it over and over again; "I didn't say that I didn't really do it, why don't you plug in the door!"
The wife cried:
"I don't care whether you plug in the door or not. If you don't do it, will she let your hand touch her place? I might as well grab electricity or drink it with a bottle of pesticide."
So Lao Zhang has to be on guard and cannot let his wife grab electricity or drink pesticides.
As something happened to Lao Zhang, the unit was lively. It turns out that Lao Zhang was able to be promoted to the deputy director because of the struggle between the two factions of the Ministry and the Bureau, and he was like a centrist. Now there is a problem in the middle, and both the ministry and bureau have begun to use this matter to attack the other party, saying that Lao Zhang was mentioned by the other party, and it depends on how inappropriate it was mentioned! Once both sides attacked each other, they both actively started to rectify Lao Zhang. Prove that Lao Zhang did not mention it himself. So the ministry and the tribe made a decision, and while asking Lao Zhang to write an inspection at home, he stopped his position and asked the Organization Department to investigate Lao Zhang again. So the Organization Department went to Lao Zhang's office where he used to be the director to investigate him.
As soon as he heard that he was going to investigate Lao Zhang, Lao Sun was so happy that he danced with joy. Lian Ming paused his speech at night, but he didn't even have Sunday. He thought:
"Dick Lao Zhang, probably didn't expect that today, you used to be × my mother, × for more than 20 years, now I'll be ×× you!"
Then he looked for Lao He and said:
"Lao He, the Organization Department asked Lao Zhang to investigate Lao Zhang, you are also ready!"
Lao He was still a little hesitant: "Lao Zhang was with us before, so it's not appropriate to do this!"
Lao Sun was angry with Lao He again:
"You are really out of position! I used to be together, but after he was promoted to deputy director, how many good things did he do for the comrades who were together before? If he didn't do good things, we won't blame him for not doing good things. , and he still cleanses his mother's bricks for people with
heads! Why can't you and I raise them up? It's not that he is making trouble! Now this Bodhisattva is about to fall down, and he wants to stand up again, and he has no world for you and me. After living for decades, he doesn't understand this truth..."
After Lao Sun's enlightened guidance, Lao He understood and said repeatedly:
"Yes, yes, Lao Sun, I'll listen to you, and make his materials! In the past, he loved to laugh with Wang Hong from the seventh place!"
Lao Sun: "That's right. If you look for Xiaolin again, he will be more motivated!"
Lao He went to talk to Xiaolin. Kobayashi was no longer interested in this matter. He saw the unit in chaos, and even people like Lao Zhang and Lao Qiao were messing with relationships between men and women. He helped them move, reported their thoughts to them, gave them gifts on May Day, and looked down on their faces all day long. Now that something happened to them, what should Xiaolin do? I really feel that this is absurdity of being positive, so I decided to give up and stop being active in the future. He wants to restore his true self, and no one is afraid of his grandson. So he came to work late these days, was late every day, and he didn't sweep the floor and fetch water. He sat at work for a while, and then slipped out to play table tennis again. But because of the chaos in the office these days, Lao Sun and Lao He did not notice that Xiaolin was abnormal. He picked up the water bottle and thought he had drunk it all, but he did not expect that Xiaolin had not fetched water.
So Lao He found Xiaolin and asked him to expose Lao Zhang. At that time, Xiaolin had just finished playing table tennis and was going home to see his daughter. He took the initiative to tell Lao He ignorantly:
"You expose it, it has nothing to do with me, I am not a party member!"
Lao He was surprised to hear this, but did not understand Xiaolin's meaning, but continued:
"Xiaolin, why has it nothing to do with you? You are not a party member, and you are not a female old Qiao? Now that the female old Qiao is over, you can join? Why don't you understand this truth?"
Lao He used Lao Sun's tricks on himself to enlighten Xiaolin.
As soon as Kobayashi was enlightened, she immediately realized it. But no, things are bad. I've delayed myself. Lao He said that in the past, the positive results were not achieved, just because the female Lao Qiao was an obstacle. Now that the obstacle has fallen, can’t I get over it? Now that I have come to this, I shouldn’t have lost confidence. If you lose confidence now, it would be so stupid. You have been in vain for the past few years. It’s still a moment when I’m confused and want to give up. Too careless, you shouldn't fall down at this time. You should still be active. So he slapped his head and said to Lao He repeatedly:
"Lao He, you are right, I will listen to you!"
Then he became active again and swept the floor; after sweeping the floor, he went to fetch water again. Lao He followed him and said:
"It's not that you were asking you to sweep the floor and fetch water, it's that you let you expose the female Lao Qiao and Lao Zhang!"
Ko Lin was so tired that she was sweating heavily and said:
"Expose, expose!"
The next day, Xiao Lin went to work on time, finished cleaning the floor and fetching water at work, and started to organize the materials of Lao Zhang's female Lao Qiao with other comrades in the office.
The female little Peng also hates the female old Qiao, and she also participated. But she only revolutionized half of the revolution, and did not punish Lao Zhang. Lao He used his new glasses to inspire her:
"You forgot, Lao Zhang said that you had 'confused thinking'!"
The female little Peng said, "Then I don't discipline Lao Zhang, I only punish Lao Qiao. This is definitely not the case, but the female Lao Qiao. I have long seen that she is not a thing, like an old fairy! When she didn't go to work, Lao Sun was still afraid of her, so she came to her house to invite her grandparents! Look, something happened, right? If something happened, it wouldn't happen! If I didn't invite her to work, I wouldn't have happened! If I want to expose it, I will expose Lao Sun. Lao Sun is also responsible for this matter!"
Old Sun said, "Okay, okay, if you like to expose whoever you like, you can expose Lao Qiao."
So everyone started to expose it separately.
The world is full of cattle, and people come from the Organization Department. Listen to them to reveal the materials. If hemorrhoids are cured, come and listen. Everyone spoke enthusiastically and the Organization Department was very satisfied.
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