(The time, place, character and event in this story are both fictional, please do not take the role.)
Chapter 10 Chasing beauty into a spoof
Fei Fat man saw Jian Fan’s face unstable and thought Jian Fan wanted to show his power, but unexpectedly, Jian Fan breathed a sigh of relief. Listening to no one coming in outside the house, he smiled and said with a smile: "Baozi, although you have done a lot of work for me, you have not suffered any loss. I am not at ease... Oh, you say that, I can't owe you favors. But how can I help you pick up girls? You can't just grab a girl, chat for you, or go to bed for you?... Let's talk about it, then Jiang Dijia, is almost two or three years older than us, right? Maybe he has a master, but he has no master. A woman like such a beautiful woman may have passed a few hands... I don't dare to fuck this woman. Go, this is not a little fat sheep teasing the big female wolf, it's just to send meat to someone else's mouth, right? It may not be a big effect to throw away the two money you saved."
When he said this, the beautiful figure in Jian Fan's eyes appeared in front of him, which was particularly clear! You can even smell the faint jasmine fragrance on your nose! He said to himself, let alone Fatty Fei was anxious, and even looking at the beauty by himself was itchy! However, Jian Fan is not as ignorant as Fatty Fei. This beauty is like the concept of sports car at the auto show, and she can't see it. She doesn't expect it if she wants to drive home. She doesn't eat or drink and sells her essence and blood for two lifetimes.
Jian Fan's face was erratic. Fei Shiqing didn't care about it. Seeing that Jian Fan was not angry, he leaned back with a calm face: "No, no, no... Brother Guo! It's very simple, not as complicated as you think!... Just teach me, what should I say when I meet? What can I say to make the beauties favor me?... I went back in the morning and thought about it now, and I thought about it so that I could insomnia at noon, but I didn't remember what I should say, what did you say, take a bottle of wine, what did I say when I meet someone? I didn't say anything?...I'm afraid that as soon as I speak, I will scare the girl away."
"Just want to talk?"
"Ah!"
"Didn't think of anything else!?"
"Ah no! I just want to know each other, it's a blessing to look at it a few more times! Maybe it can also develop and develop!"
Jian Fan heard this and smiled, looking at Fei Shiqing waiting for the following with expectation, and said slowly: "You kid is very lustful. You want me to teach you how to chat with a beautiful woman, chatting dimly and the sun and the moon are gone, and then you take advantage of the situation, right?"
"Oh! By the way..." Fei Shiqing nodded with a smile.
"Okay, waste, let's say it. I will only tell you once and once. Whether you can learn it or not depends on you!"
Jian Fan said slowly without hesitation, and said in his heart that this fat man would not turn back if he didn't touch the wall, so he might as well let him touch it more ruthlessly.
"Yeah, okay!"
Fei Shiqing was very happy when he heard this! Jian Fan not only has excellent cooking skills, but also has a good reputation as a woman at school. If you have some advice from Brother Guo, you may benefit from it for the rest of your life.
"Suppose you two ways, you choose yourself, get out immediately after listening!"
Jian Fan held two fingers, looked at Fei Shiqing's listening look, but he said while cleaning up the fish, "Time is tight, long-term combat is impossible, so you must prepare for a short, flat and fast harassment battle! The easiest thing for women is to be sympathetic, and the easiest thing is to start from here and find a way to win sympathy! Some women are very proud, don't like humor, sincerity, cuteness, and even more so, they don't like to spend money like soil. Then the fastest move that may touch her is to pretend to be pitiful. When necessary, you can make up a miserable life experience, say that you were unfortunate in your childhood, say that your parents abandoned you, and say that you love you to death. My girlfriend who came to live abandoned you, said you were disappointed with life, said your family had a shadow, said you had attempted suicide, said you were often beaten and hospitalized... If you can say that you cry, or say that the other party was crying, then you will succeed, and you will have time to chat. Women are born to be a mother for men, and they are both motherly and love them because of pity. Maybe they will fall in love in the future... According to the principles of Marxism, the two aspects of contradictions will be transformed into each other, and sympathy will become love, do you understand! ? ”
applies the principle of Marxism-Leninism to the actual combat of picking up girls, elevating nonsense between men and women to the theoretical level. It was the exclusive invention of Door 606 in college, and the initiator was Jian Fan!
Jian Fan smiled wickedly, and he said clearly that he led Fei Shiqing into the ditch... He glanced up and saw Fei Shiqing's smiling face had already turned into a crooked pumpkin. After thinking for a long time, Fei Shiqing murmured and realized: "Brother Guo, isn't this possible? I can't tell you this lies. Besides, my appearance is the great achievements of after the reform and opening up of ! ... I say that I have suffered and suffered from the post-80s generation, but who believes it? I don't believe it myself!"
Fe Shiqing never minds his weight! Often claiming that his body is the "achieve of reform and opening up"!
This kid is self-aware! Then I need something even more cruel... Jian Fan smiled, thought quickly in his heart, and said quietly: "Brother Guo brought in the door, it depends on his own. I am telling you the way. You choose it yourself, and you may not copy it... The first one doesn't work, change to the second one! Listen well! A woman's second heart is curiosity. If she touched her curiosity, you will be half successful!"
this is reasonable. When Fei Shiqing heard this, his eyes widened, and he dared not let out his anger. He pricked his ears and remembered it with his heart.
Jian Fan kept cutting the fish scales at all, and said with a confident attitude towards the person who came here: "You said this fairy girl is an orthodox background, so you should use evil to suppress the righteousness and arouse her curiosity... Talk to her, don't talk about elegance. You don't understand what elegance is! You can start by criticizing modern literary thoughts, people's designs, postmodernist cultural phenomena, and fake humanistic . What method should you do? Yes, spoofing, girls are interested in spoofing, spoofing you, and no matter how elegant things are, they can't stand your spoofing. Tell me about the inner connection between copycat culture and traditional culture you are familiar with, tell her about the relationship between Freud and Andy Lau , and tell her about the Guan Gong fights Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan, you are good at making this! … Tell us about the upcoming "Cultural Revolution" caused by the "useless study theory". You have a deep understanding of this. You should be the level of a revolutionary pioneer, and I don't need to teach you; then, it's better to talk nonsense about Nietzsche , Schopenhauer , Roman Rolland ... It's fine, just like we usually talk nonsense in the dormitory at night in college... It's basically OK to talk about what you don't know what you are talking nonsense! … In this way, time passes unknowingly, and you succeed. How about it? ”
is correct, but the method is absolutely wrong! This method is almost the same as having a little girl who is not familiar with the world. If you want to be a beautiful urban white bone, you must make a fool of yourself, but Jian Fan knows that Fei Shiqing's head is absolutely unthinkable.
Fei Shiqing touched his head while listening, his face turned from gloomy to sunny and from eye to joy. After thinking about it, he became more and more smiling. After savoring for a long time, he gave a thumbs up and nodded and said, "Brother Guo, you are amazing, awesome, you are convinced, just do it like this! This trick must work!...oh, that, who is Roland? What a familiar name, isn't it all the way to Wu Tenglan? You're not going to be a good guy!?"
"Puchi..." and suddenly thrust.
made Jian Fan laugh so hard that he leaned back and forth, sat down on the small stool, covered his stomach and laughed for a long time before stopping, looking at Fei Shiqing, and said solemnly: "Baoshi, don't mention the catchphrase of 'I don't know Wu Tenglan in my life, even if I'm a person', don't mention the Japanese girl, otherwise, she will only feel disgusting when she thinks of you in this life!"
fei Shiqing laughed and nodded like a teacher: "Well... well... I know this!"
fei Shiqing laughed and nodded as if he was taught: "Well... well... I know this!"
"Go, digest and grasp the time. Their Audi car parked in the yard for two hours, and you go again! They may be eating early, and they may be taking a shower late, which is inconvenient... Let my dad write a recipe for Polygonatum soup, and start talking about it. I don't need to teach you this, right? Then slowly start the topic, except not saying rogue words, you can say whatever you have left. When it comes to it, it depends on your ability." Jian Fan said, after packing up the fish, poured the dirty water down the floor drain. Looking back, Fatty Fei couldn't wait to run out.
Outside the house, several people were busy peeling garlic and picking vegetables. As soon as they got up, Fatty Fei heard him respectfully say to his father: "Uncle Jian, what's this? Try your old bottle of good wine. That, you can write a recipe for diet therapy for Polygonatum Polygonatum... I don't want it, my mom wants it! Yes, I'll need it soon..."
also said that you won't be lying, this fat man just opened his mouth! ...Jian Fan was cheering in the kitchen, happily experiencing the bottle of "filial piety!", where is the bottle of filial piety to me? ...Looking back, I found the bottle of Wuliangye I just gave myself. I was led by Fatty Fei to borrow flowers and offer Buddha to exchange for corn wine ...
"This fat man, kindly advises you not to listen, and even arranges my embarrassing things... If you don't let you suffer, you won't know how much you weigh!"
Jian Fan smiled jokingly, knowing that this matter is getting worse and worse! Although we met twice, Jiang Dijia could see that she was a woman with good tutors. She was elegant and calm, and she knew that her taste was not low when she looked at her clothes and spoke. As for the fat man's virtue of being disgusted with everyone, he would be kicked out if he didn't call the police if he didn't call 110!
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I can have fun in pain, but I am really not lonely. Although the life in the restaurant is tiring, Jian Fan’s personality of making jokes and laughing is really not enough. Even if he doesn’t have to pay for the pistachio of Fatty, the store is still laughing.
Dining time, another busy day begins. Starting from six o'clock and continuing until around ten o'clock! There is no nightlife in the small county town. Except for special circumstances, there are usually fewer people at night than at noon. After finishing the work in the kitchen, Jian Fan not only plays as a guest player, but also helps Shui Sheng and Sanqiang sweep the floor and wipe the table and wash dishes. If the Peach Blossom account is not done correctly, he also needs to ask his cousin for help. In the store, apart from the kind and majestic Jian Zhongshi, several rural relatives prefer Jian Fan more!
till it was about to close at around 9 o'clock, Jian Fan suddenly thought of Fei Shiqing. When he thought of this guy, Jian Fan couldn't help laughing so hard that his stomach was about to hurt. Fei Shiqing, who was less than 1.7 meters tall and weighed more than 210 kilograms, has been clamoring to lose weight every day in recent years, but he lost weight more and he started to pick up girls since high school, but every time he started with the more courageous he became, and ended with the more courageous he became! The most classic thing in college was that in order to get rid of the entanglement, a girl teased Fei Shiqing affectionately and said that you lost 30 kilograms of meat, and I promise you everything... As a result, Fei Shiqing started to lose weight crazily in her ecstasy. After losing for a week, her weight did not drop, her blood sugar dropped sharply, and she fainted on campus. Everyone in the school knew it! "The fat man who has been unconscious after picking up girls" Fei Shiqing's reputation is a little bigger than that of the school beauty.
At this time, Jian Fan thought that Fatty Fei had probably been swept out of the house. Heba alone was depressed on Heba , and was wondering if he was calling to comfort Fatty Fei's injured heart! Two more customers came to the store, and as usual, they politely invited people into the store. The two customers did not sit in the lobby but insisted on the private room. When they entered the private room and smiled and introduced the dishes, Jian Fan suddenly felt aroused... These two people were inexplicably familiar... very familiar, and seemed to have seen them somewhere, but they couldn't remember them for a moment...
definitely is not a regular customer in the store, but they don't seem to be strangers, but they are not a strange accent!
two customers ordered two ear pots and braised pork, but they didn't want wine, and urged them to serve the dishes quickly. Jian Fan responded to the recommendation, thinking in surprise, and suddenly slapped his thighs and touched the wrinkled paper in his pocket. Fortunately, the photo printing paper was hard, so he would have used it in the toilet.
is them, they... Jian Fan's heart was beating wildly! He cursed inwardly, "Damn it, I'll hide and escape, this group of wanted criminals. That's fine. I've avoided two, and the remaining two came to my house. It's fine if this man is going to take the exam and get rid of the blame. Can't we always meet such a lifeless person? Is this still going to let people pass...
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