Uncle Wu is a man I have seen in my life who is stingy. Not only do I say this personally, but the villagers in the same village also say this, especially the elderly people of the same age asUncle Wu in the village. When talking about the story of Lao Wu, I talked endlessly. I listened to it with relish and enjoyed it tirelessly.
Uncle Wu is seventy-three this year. He often says that he knows the destiny of heaven and seventy-three is the most taboo age group for the elderly. Listen to the older generations so-called " seventy-three eighty-four , the King of Hell will not invite himself to go", which means that these two ages are a hurdle in life. The ancients believed that elderly people who lived to these two ages were the easiest to be "taken away" by the King of Hell. Therefore, Mr. Wu is also a person who cherishes his life. He was afraid that the King of Hell would come to take his life, so he specially found a red shorts to ward off evil spirits. He didn't know who said that he had to find a red shorts worn by a woman. Old Wu believed that he had really asked his wife for the red shorts he had worn.
At that time, my wife was too embarrassed and refused to give it to him. In the end, Uncle Wu could not avoid it and found a red pants for him. Uncle Wu was willing to give up. If Uncle Wu hadn't been seen by Uncle Liu in the same village one day, the good guy would have been rumored to be a household name and became a topic of conversation after dinner.
When it comes to Lao Wu and Uncle Liu, he has the most say, because they are about the same age and are classmates. Uncle Liu knows the truth. Uncle Wu’s background is clear. At first, Uncle Liu was unwilling to talk more, but he couldn’t erase my hard work and kicked me. He handed Uncle Liu a box of Dihao cigarettes. Uncle Liu understood it, and he sipped tea while holding the cigarette in his mouth, and he started to speak in an instant.
This time Uncle Liu was talking about Lao Wu’s wife. At that time, I asked curiously, how could my grandma Zhou fall in love with him? Uncle Liu thought for a moment and said, "Don't look at Lao Wu, that guy, really has two bad luck. Let's talk about Lao Zhou first. He was a lady from a noble family at the time. At that time, the Cultural Revolution was not good. He belonged to the landlords and wealth. At that time, he had to parade in the streets and live in a cowshed, and was criticized and fought every day."
What about later? What happened was that I followed Mr. Wu. I couldn't help but ask curiously. Uncle Liu continued, "This one was the one who was not good at the beginning, and no one dared to marry him." At that time, Lao Zhou was an older single woman, and with the landlord and old wealth, who dared to take it?" Later, Lao Wu volunteered to come out. At that time, Lao Wu was a poor and lower-middle peasant, and his family was poor. Not to mention marrying a wife, it was like a toad who wanted to eat swan meat, and he was delusional. But at that time, Lao Wu was so evil and thought of the truth, and this matter was accomplished.
As the saying goes, it is good: a girl has a gold brick in her junior year, but Wu Lao Wu only carries a big gold brick. When she was getting married, everyone in the village knew about it. It was a lot of news. It was really unheard of at that time.
When I was on a blind date, I heard that the poor and ecstatic old Zhou family was reluctant to do anything, but my daughter had already reached the age of getting married, and she was so anxious that the old man and the old lady were in a row. She originally wanted to find a good match, but the Cultural Revolution was a big fuss, and the family was willing to do it to survive. At that time, the daughter of the old Zhou family was a small family of dozens of miles in a radius and was famous for her beauty. But she was born at the wrong time and had to do it, making it a bargain for Mr. Wu.
No wonder Mr. Wu was like picking up a big ingot, and he followed wherever he went, for fear that his wife would run away. He was so old. He always was like this, like a follower. Grandma Zhou was in front of Uncle Wu was happily separated by the two. The two were not separated by three meters and followed in the toilet. He was often ridiculed, but Mr. Wu didn't think so and was tireless. No matter how others said it was their thoughts, it was impossible to strike.
It is really awesome to talk about Mr. Wu’s stinginess. Every time there is a wedding banquet in the village, Mr. Wu prepares it in advance. Every time he eats a table, Mr. Wu doesn’t have the same table as Grandma Zhou. This is strange. But there is one thing that even if it is not on the same table, their distance will not be several meters apart. It must be within the scope of vision. After each meal, Mr. Wu starts packing, which is what Grandma Zhou likes to eat, and one bag after another is good.
The most bizarre thing is that once I went to a restaurant for dinner, I met the second old man. The hotel was newly opened and bought one free one free. The store was crowded at that time, so I was at the same table with Uncle Wu. At that time, the restaurant was about to eat one bowl and get the bowl. I didn’t give it the same day. The next day, I could come over to deliver it with the receipt. After learning about the situation, Uncle Wu was so angry that he was deceived. He thought of giving two bowls, and now he gave one bowl. He started to argue with the waiter and had a quarrel for ten minutes. Finally, Grandma Zhou spoke, and Uncle Wu stopped talking. Grandma Zhou said that since he came, he would order another bowl. Uncle Wu wanted it, saying that he was not hungry and was full of anger.
Later, after Grandma Zhou finished her meal, she left a little leftover rice. The waiter was about to clean up and said that it was almost time for him to see Mr. Wu swallowed it for a while and drank it all over the sky. I looked embarrassed at that time. I originally thought of packing another portion for the old man. The old man was happy when he heard it. When the meal was served, the old man wanted to pack it without hesitation. The restaurant said that dine-in was only allowed during the event and was not allowed to pack it. The good guy scratched him again. Mr. Wu was so angry that he jumped up. Finally, the waiter said that if you want to pack it, you can add another 5 yuan packing fee, because this is the rule in the store. When the old man heard that he had to charge, he was unhappy and had no choice but to sit down and eat it. The good guy had an amazing appetite. A big bowl of noodles and soup and water came to the bottom in a while. I looked confused.
In short, Uncle Wu’s story can’t be finished for three days and three nights. Today I have come to an end and I will write it here. Thank you for your support and love. I will update the weird story about Uncle Wu in the future. I hope you will like it.
