My third year in the cold palace.
has successfully developed harem agriculture, animal husbandry, and water plant aquaculture.
became the number one supplier of imperial kitchen , ensuring the food safety of the people in the harem.
At the same time, we gradually carry out farmhouse experience activities to enrich the spiritual life of the people in the harem...
"Is there any?"
The emperor stood in front of me, holding the testimony in his hand,
"So, this is why you cheated the whole harem and didn't pay for you to plow the land?"
I explained with confidence: "That is to strengthen the body."
The emperor sneered: "Where is the Empress Dowager, I plowed you for three days at the age of one hand, and I am still lying on the bed!"
Ah.
This is indeed my fault, and it is time for the Queen Mother to feed the pig.
1
I am the queen chosen by the late emperor.
My dad turned against it on the day of his wedding.
was created in the morning, and people died at noon.
My big sedan chair was carried to the cold palace as soon as I entered the palace.
red cloth and eat it directly.
The empresses in the cold palace had never seen the world and asked me how I came in.
I said I got married.
日!
"You said, why did my father die like this?"
On the tenth day of the cold palace, I still didn't understand this problem.
The maid Ah Hua, who came in with me, was as expressionless as ever: "Miss, I am sorry."
She doesn't understand.
When I was born, the fortune teller Taoist said that I was in my fate and I defeated my father, mother and brother.
Then I was sent to the Taoist temple until I was fifteen years old, and my father sent someone to pick me up.
said that last year, the late emperor promised me to the prince before his death. Now the prince ascended the throne and called me back to get married.
From returning home to getting married, I have seen him in three ways.
"I didn't even see him for the last time."
"Miss, I'm sorry."
.
I looked down at the steamed bun in front of me, with a hideous face:
"If I were to see him for the last time, I would snatch him up, and then lie in his ear and say to him, "You fucking know you're going to die, don't take me back!"
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Probably because I was too imposing to kill my relatives for justice. Ah Hua didn't dare to say the words "Miss, I'm sorry."
She said, "Miss, let's have a meal."
I looked at the steamed bun that had been pinched and deformed in my hand, and sighed, "Why don't we dig his grave, I really can't swallow this."
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I don’t want to eat steamed buns.
I have eaten steamed buns for ten days.
I want to eat meat, I want to eat vegetables, Chinese cabbage is OK, small green vegetables is OK, cauliflower is OK.
cilantro can't do it.
I squatted on the eaves, looking at the huge cold palace, and looking around at the desolation.
I pointed to the wasteland and asked Ahua: "Look at the grass on this ground, does it look like green onions, cabbage, garlic sprouts, eggplant, and tomatoes."
"In the grass, there are still a few st chicken , big stupid goose, and little lamb."
" Like.”
I lowered my head and looked at Ah Hua who was holding the ladder below. She still had that expressionless face.
The voice just now was not hers.
Not far away, an aunt was peering at the wasteland with her eyes shining, muttering words: "There are hairy crabs, sweet and sour fish , braised shrimps, spicy chicken diced , Dongpo elbow ..."
"Sigh--"
3
When you see this aunt's age, it was the evil of the late emperor.
I climbed down the ladder and asked my aunt, "Sister, are you the late emperor's concubine?"
The aunt frowned, thought for a while, and said, "The Ai family is the queen mother."
.
Every concubine who has been in the cold palace for more than ten years says this.
It was probably because my eyes were too obvious, so my aunt repeated again: "Ai family is the Queen Mother."
"Okay." I said, "Can the Queen Mother give me hairy crabs, sweet and sour fish, braised shrimps, spicy chicken diced rice, and Dongpo elbow?"
Aunt was silent.
The aunt swallowed and said, "No, the Ai family can't eat it myself."
Look, the empress dowager from which dynasty and generation can't eat meat.
is so pitiful. At a big age, I can only eat steamed buns.
I held my aunt's hand: "Sister, do you want to eat meat?"
Aunt nodded heavily: "I want to!"
"Okay!" I gritted my teeth and announced loudly, "Let's farm ourselves, ourselves Raise livestock! "
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"It's spring now, we can plant some eggplant, sweet potatoes, and potatoes in the front yard first."
I picked up a wooden stick and briefly drew the layout of the cold palace on the ground.
The front yard is not large enough, so you can only grow some seasonal vegetables. The main venue is still the large open space behind.
"Let's remove the grass tomorrow, plant fruit trees, watermelon, peaches, plums, apricots, and cherries!"
beautiful and beautiful.
"We will plant rice again, and when we go back to raise some fish, some chickens, ducks and geese, are we still worried about not being able to eat meat?"
That will never be possible!
I threw the wooden stick on the ground and stood up:
"Let's work hard, strive to achieve self-sufficiency within one year, mass production within two years, build a cold palace grain base within three years, sell domestically to export, occupy the palace agricultural product market. At that time, not only will you not be hungry, but you will also have to make a profit I have a lot of money! "
"Okay!"
My aunt's eyes were shining, and she held my hand, "Okay, you take Ai's family to eat meat, Ai's family will be the queen!"
Thank you, but you don't have to.
Four eyes are opposite each other, and we all see the desire for food in each other's eyes.
The next second, we turned our heads and looked at the third person.
Ahua looked at us coldly and asked a question:
"Do you have seeds, saplings, fish fry, chicks, ducks and gooses, do you have hoes, shovels and ox plows?"
"..."
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we don't have it, but we can have it.
My aunt pulled out a golden hairpin from her head in a very generous manner and banged towards the door: "Go, let the boy outside bring it to us."
I knocked on the door with the golden hairpin: "Father-in-law, open the door and let's discuss something."
My father-in-law ignored me.
"Father-in-law, I have no other meaning."I turned the golden hairpin in my hand, "I just wanted you to help me see how this gold is."
[Squeak--]
The door opened a small gap.
reached in one hand.
I smiled: "Father-in-law, are you polite?"
[Scratch--]
The crack in the door was a little bigger, and a head came in. It looked like he was just a teenager, and there was a hint of childish caution on his face:
"Where is the gold?"
I shook the golden hairpin in front of him: "I think of a way to get two hoes in."
The little father-in-law moved his eyes around the golden hairpin, and finally stopped on my face: "Privately giving is a death sentence."
, elm head.
I touched the golden hairpin and smiled:
"What are you saying? It's obviously my father-in-law, look at the weeds in this cold palace. I bought a hoe to weed. What does it have to do with private teachings?"
silly.
golden hairpin is gone.
I looked at the door tightly closed and smiled.
"Remember to bring some more seeds!"
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My father-in-law is reliable in his work, but it is expensive.
In just a few days, all the valuable things on us were harvested.
After the last time the silver goods were paid, I grabbed my father-in-law's elbow:
"Dadlock, can I take credit?"
The little father-in-law hesitated for a while, probably for the sake of the regular customer, nodded reluctantly.
"By the way, I don't know what your name is, but I'm sorry for being so troubled."
Ask a name clearly is the first step to establish a good relationship.
so that it will continue to be troubled.
The little father-in-law was rarely shy, lowered his head and pulled back his sleeves, and whispered that it was no trouble.
Looking at the righteous back of my young master, I couldn't help but sigh:
"There are still many good people in the world."
"Yes." Ahua said quietly on the side, "If you give those gold to me, I can be good people."
"..."
7
The next day, I called Ahua and my aunt early.
"Sisters, we can start work as soon as my father-in-law comes back today!"
Ah Hua yawned and said she didn't care.
My aunt gave me face and looked forward to it: "Then is the Ai family going to eat meat?"
Well, rounding it up, why doesn't it count?
Aunt is very happy.
We waited and waited in the yard, waiting, waiting from sunrise to dusk.
Footsteps finally came from outside. There is more than one
?
I suddenly had an ominous premonition.
The next moment, a sharp voice came from outside the door:
"The emperor is here--"
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"How could the emperor come?"
I was in a bad mood, looking at the hoe and shovel and small fruit saplings all over the room.
But none of these things scared me.
The aunt's consciousness began to be unclear again, and she exclaimed:
"Is the dog son of Ai's family here?!"
.
Fortunately, the emperor is still outside the door, otherwise our family would be completely defeated.
I pulled my aunt into the house and walked: "Sister, be obedient, don't walk around inside, I'll deal with people."
My aunt was a little unhappy, but she still sat down in the house obediently.
I turned around and went out. As soon as I closed the door, the palace gate opened.
The emperor stepped in with a cold face, and the little father-in-law guarding the gate of the cold palace was following him.
The little father-in-law changed his rebellious appearance and led the emperor in flatteringly: "Your Majesty, those things are given by this empress."
The emperor's eyes swept between us: "You have done a good job, keep things, I will reward you another hundred taels."
The little father-in-law smiled and his eyes narrowed into a slit: "Yes, thank you Your Majesty!"
"..."
Good boy.
good boy.
I saw the wrong person. This is the way I made two money.
If it weren't for the wrong occasion, I would have taught him how to be a human being.
It’s a pity that the occasion is wrong.
The emperor walked up to me, narrowed his eyes, as if he was recalling:
"You are..."
I lowered my head, a little guilty: "Back to the emperor, the people are the deposed queen whom Your Majesty met by chance and never met."
The emperor nodded in understanding and said, "It's not important, where did those jewelry come from?"
My aunt gave it to me.
"Back to the emperor, that is the dowry of a folk girl."
The emperor smiled and sneered: "I underestimated the Prime Minister's Mansion. The dowry given to my daughter is all made by the imperial jewelry in the palace."
"..."
Then it is difficult for me to explain this matter to you.
The next second, my aunt's voice came from behind me:
"It was given by the Ai family, what's wrong?"
is very good, I was the one who died.
Now the entire cold palace has to be buried with you, and Ants and nests have to be crushed.
I squeezed out a smile with difficulty: "Your Majesty, this sister..."
Before I finished speaking, I was interrupted by the emperor:
"Is the queen willing to give up?"
Is she really the queen mother?
Aunt stood in front of me with his head held high and his chest held high:
"Ai's family feels that the feng shui of the cold palace is good. I'm here to stay for two days. Why, the emperor doesn't allow it?"
Aunt is worthy of being an aunt, and he can say anything like this blind.
The emperor's face was helpless and helpless. He sighed:
"Has the mother been stealing meat again? The imperial doctor said you can't get any more meat."
The queen wrinkled her face and suddenly looked at me sadly: "I haven't eaten it yet."
I'm sorry for my fault.
But it was mainly because my father-in-law announced the news, otherwise according to my plan, I would definitely be able to eat meat within two years.
The emperor glanced at me sharply, turned his head and said in a gentle tone: "Come on, send the Empress Dowager back to the palace."
Aunt hid behind me: "I won't leave the Ai family."
This speed doesn't look like something is wrong at all.
You are running fast, and I am facing each other face to face.
is really unlucky.
The emperor was not angry: "It will be true that the queen of mother will not return, but this private gift is a serious crime that implicated the nine clans. I don't know if my deposed queen can bear it.”
Aunt stuck her head out from behind me: “Has the Prime Minister finished the punishment?”
Hmm?
human words?
"Sister, sister." I turned my head and pressed her shoulder with both hands, "I, I am still alive, would you see if I am successful?"
"Oh, I forgot about Ai's family."
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slandered, and my aunt agreed to go back.
"Give me a greeting to the Queen Mother, I respectfully give to the Emperor!"
I breathed a sigh of relief and couldn't hurry to send this plague god away.
Seeing that they were about to walk out of the cold palace gate, the emperor suddenly exclaimed: "What do you want to do these things?"
"..."
I thought quickly and performed for a second to cry:
"Your Majesty, this is, I miss home... ”
"Your Majesty doesn't know anything. The girl grew up in the countryside since she was a child and was taken back by the Prime Minister's Mansion a year ago."
"Now, I think I don't have the chance to go back. When the girl thinks of the land where I gave birth to me and raised me, she can't sleep at night and can't eat. Then she begs her father-in-law to bring... two hoes to the girl so that she can and misses her homesickness when she sees things."
Yes, that's it.
would be rude to ask again.
Fortunately, the emperor did not ask.
Of course, it is not because he believes in me, but because he doesn't think this thing can have much impact.
He said, "Since that's the case, I won't pursue it for the sake of the Empress Dowager, so please do your own thing."
Hey, young man.
How can you eat without meat?
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The plague god is gone.
The cold palace has returned to its cold.
I got up from the ground, held Ah Hua's hand, and stared at the little father-in-law.
The young man is righteous and righteous: "I am also acting on the order of the emperor."
"Okay." My teeth squeaked, "Did you hear the emperor's words clearly just now?"
A hint of suspicion flashed across his face: "What are you referring to?"
I cleared my throat and imitated the emperor's words: "Since that's the case, for the sake of the empress dowager, I won't pursue it, so please do it yourself."
The young man is even more confused, as if asking me, what?
then.
I explained without changing my face: "The emperor means that I will not pursue the matter of farming in the cold palace. In the future, I will pass the bright road in the cold palace."
The little father-in-law nodded thoughtfully: "You are quite good at misinterpreting the holy will."
"Thank you for the praise." I patted his shoulder, "But, my father-in-law, you also know that our Zhou Dynasty governs the country with filial piety. You are right to act according to the emperor's order, but have you ever thought about it? If the empress dowager wants you to die..."
"Young man, the road is narrow, you go on a narrow road It's right."
The little father-in-law suddenly froze: "But..."
"Nothing is wrong, my father-in-law." I sighed, "There is only one way to go now."
"What way."
"Help me plant the cold palace ground."
1 abilities.
The next morning, there were more than 30 people in the cold palace, and a bunch of eunuchs and palace maids stood.
The kind that comes with its own tools.
The young man stood in front with a blank expression: "The person you want."
"Tsk, young man, don't be so depressed."I patted his shoulder, "As long as you follow me and do your best, the blessing will be behind you."
He said he doesn't want this blessing.
"That's all, I can't help you."
I stood in front of the crowd and coughed twice.
"I announce that the cold palace food security plan has officially started!"
In an instant, applause was sensation.
Although they don’t understand what this is, it does not prevent them from being honored.
Immediately afterwards, I stuffed the hoe into my father-in-law's arms.
"My father-in-law will be the person in charge of the food security plan of the cold palace in the future. I hope my father-in-law will not let me down."
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Although my father-in-law has a bad character, he is still reliable in his work.
After several months of continuous efforts and efforts.
ground has been laid, the vegetables have been planted, and the fruit seedlings have also stood up.
The days of the cold palace are getting more and more prosperous, and the young father-in-law's resentment gradually decreases.
"Sister Jianing, the charcoal fire is ready, and the meat is skewers. When will we start barbecuing?"
I looked at the customized barbecue rack with satisfaction: "Just now."
"Okay."
A quarter of an hour later, the cold palace began to smell the aroma of meat.
Half an hour later, a familiar voice rang at the door of the cold palace:
"Ah, it's this smell, come to Ai's house."
"..."
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No, Cining Palace is a long way from here, are you a dog?
I stood up, holding the newly-baked skewers in my hand: "Sister, no, Queen Mother, you are here."
The Queen Mother looked at me sadly: "I don't come to Ai's family, I don't know that you have been so good recently, and you all have meat."
"Hahaha, the Queen Mother is really good at joking. The Queen Mother is so good lately."
"Not good." The queen mother came over and snatched the skewers from my hand without hesitation, sat next to me, "Grill another chicken for Ai's house."
"...Okay."
The next half hour...
0 The queen mother had a roasted rabbit leg in her left hand and a beggar chicken in her right hand, and her mouth was full of oil.
"Jianning, fortunately you were thrown into the cold palace."
"...Are you polite?"
The Queen Mother shook her head: "To be honest, you don't know, the son of the Ai family is very stingy, stingy and awesome. It's really a big trouble for you to marry him. Listen to the Ai family, don't like him in the future."
I give it to you again. The Empress Dowager handed over a skewer of roasted cauliflower: "You are afraid that I will stand with the emperor, so you have no place to eat meat."
The Empress Dowager nodded with confidence, and then said, "Jianning, this ruthless imperial family has never had a good end to fall in love with the emperor since ancient times. You listen to the Ai family, and wait for the Ai family to die, and leave a decree to send you out of the palace."
The Empress Dowager became more and more popular and asked me, "What do you think?"
I think it's good.
but I dare not say it.
Because the emperor stands behind you.
"What, don't you want to leave the palace? That's really not OK. It's okay for the Ai family to sign you as a queen, but you must not fall in love with my son."
I still dare not speak.
The Queen Mother began to wonder. She stopped eating meat and tilted her head to ask me, "What, the Queen doesn't like it either?"
"Then...become the Queen?"
"Cough cough." The Emperor finally couldn't bear it anymore, "Mother, I'm not dead yet.”
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I seemed to hear the Queen Mother say, "What a pity."
Well, it's really a pity.
The emperor inspected and sneered: "If I don't go this trip, I don't know that the cold palace has changed."
That's not.
I asked carefully, "Your Majesty, are you satisfied with it?"
"Ha." The emperor looked at me condescendingly, "Chu Jianing, you are so brave!"
I knelt down on the ground with a pounce, "Your Majesty has something to know. The civilian girl grew up in the countryside and was only taken back by the Prime Minister's Mansion a year ago."
The emperor had a cold face: "You said this last time."
, sorry to forget.
's emotions were suddenly interrupted, which took me several seconds to continue: "No, Your Majesty, you don't know that in the countryside, the people love the land the most, and the land is the life of the peasants."
"So when the people saw the large wasteland of the cold palace, the people could not eat well and sleep well, the people loved this land deeply!"
The emperor was stunned: "Chu Jianing."
"Hey, the folk girl is here."
"The meat skewers on your hands are pierced on my legs."
"..."
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I quickly solved the meat skewers in my hand, and quietly hugged the emperor's legs and wiped my hands.
"Your Majesty, I understand it. The music is spicy, Sencen's patience!"
"Swallow the flesh in your mouth before talking." The emperor kicked me and kicked me away, his face full of disgust, "Even if you say it is true, what should you blame if you use my people to farm for you!"
.
"Let me see the person you ordered me in the future, you don't have to stay in the cold palace."
"Where to go? Is there a land?"
"Go and reunite with your Chu family. When you go down to the underworld, you can plant as much as you want."
That's fine.
, don’t use it. The Queen Mother said rightly, she is just stingy.
But now it is autumn harvest.
I look at my orchard, my rice fields, my chicken, duck, fish and meat.
"Your Majesty, you are right, I am not thinking carefully."
I pretended to wipe my tears and picked a peach from the tree. "Your Majesty, this is the first peach in autumn. Since it is planted in your land, I should give you a try."
The emperor looked at me suspiciously, but did not refuse.
saves me a lot of trouble.
"I said it last time, so I'll do it myself."
"Yeah, okay."
After saying that, the emperor walked away with the empress dowager who dared not speak.
The little father-in-law who had been squatting in the corner just now came up:
"Sister Jianing, what should we do with our fruits and rice?" What should we do with
?
I smiled.
"You have seen what happened just now."
The little father-in-law showed a puzzled expression again: "Seeing the emperor scolding you, please do it yourself?"
[Bang! 】
I slapped him in the back of the head: "Wrong, it was the emperor who took our peaches."
"You mean, the emperor agreed to pick peaches?"
"Oh, stupid!" I regretted that I was not strong enough, "This means that the emperor likes our peaches very much, it is the first peach in autumn.”
Autumn, the first peach.
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The next day, the harem passed on the words as I wished.
About the emperor ate the first peach in the cold palace and expressed his deep praise for this.
Although the first peach is gone.
But there is still the first apricot in the cold palace, the first fat goose in autumn, and the first hold of rice in autumn.
At this moment, I was sitting at the door of the cold palace, looking at the endless stream of people, and laughing out loud.
is worthy of being me.
"Everyone line up in an orderly manner, don't crowd, don't crowd, queue up in an orderly manner to pay the fee, there are still many things inside, don't worry."
1 tael of silver can go in and pick fruits for the emperor to eat.
is a great deal.
Who can refuse this?
"Hey, Shufei and Jiang Meiren over there, don't rob, Big goose , don't catch one."
"Guys Song, the method of cutting rice is wrong, Ahua, go and guide."
"There is that person, the yellow clothes, the chestnut cannot be beaten like this, look at the others around you will be killed by your chestnut!"
Oh my, I'm really worried, none of them have ever seen the world.
"Miss, stop biting."
Ahua didn't know when it would come over, and looked at me expressionlessly.
I put down my gold in disgust:
"Oh."
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018
0 The cold palace was overcrowded for several consecutive days.
Many people can't even step into the door of the cold palace.
Autumn harvest ended successfully.
"Next, we should grow wheat."
Ah Hua Hehe: "Miss, the ladies should not farm."
said the same.
I thought for a while: "Then let's sell classes and teach the ladies how to farm. I will sell them in one class... well... how about one hundred taels?"
I think it is feasible, after all, we also provide a practice base.
The little father-in-law was stupid and asked humbly: "But Empress, why should they buy classes?"
"Whoever planted the land has the right to pick it first."
The little father-in-law exclaimed: "Empress is smart!"
As expected, as soon as the news was released the next day, it caused an uproar in the harem.
Land is limited, and there are naturally quota restrictions.
I heard that Zhao Guiren from Yimeiyuan and Zhang Changzai from Yunguiyuan fought for a piece of land.
I heard that Concubine Su from Yihe Hall bullied others and robbed Concubine Fu Bilou Meng.
I heard that an unknown young man promised to give money to the deposed queen of the cold palace in order to grab the land.
Of course, the above are all fake.
Because these messages are all transmitted by me.
"This is called marketing, you guys, learn well."
I lay on the bed, looking at the big injustice on the final list of winners, and laughed out loud.
This article comes from Zhihu "Development Harem"
