In the early Tang Dynasty, the world was calm and the people were happy. Li Shimin This emperor thought that he should enjoy a happy life, so he had less morning court and all the affairs were handed over to the ministers. He himself also felt at ease with the seventy-two concubines in the Three Palaces and Six Courtyards to enjoy the moon and flowers, sing, dance and have fun, and enjoy the happiness of the world.
Happy days always feel fast, years have passed in a flash. I wonder if the emperor is old? Or are those palace concubines annoyed the emperor? Gradually, the emperor didn't want to have fun with those beautiful girls. He became lonely at some point, and always looked depressed and happy.
These changes in the emperor caused uneasiness among the two imperial physician ministers. They used a comprehensive diagnosis for the emperor through looking, smelling, asking and cutting, and checking, examining the internal organs, and more detailed verification of the bones, flesh and fur, but no symptoms were found. But why did the emperor feel depressed for a long time? The two imperial doctors analyzed the physiological and environmental aspects and finally concluded that the emperor suffered from heart disease.
What food to eat and worry about. The two imperial doctors learned in detail about the emperor's daily life among the palace concubines and had a clear understanding of the emperor's daily life. It seemed that none of these palace concubines could be loved by the emperor wholeheartedly, and none of them could cheer up the emperor's spirit. Although each beauties in the harem is better than the other, although the flowers are beautiful, they will get bored after watching them for a long time; although the delicious food is good, they will get bored after eating them for a long time. If the emperor really wants to be happy, he must adjust his appetite and taste for this old baby egg.
One day, the second imperial doctor went to visit the emperor again, and whispered for a while with his ear attached to him, and the emperor's face showed joy.
It turns out that the imperial doctor advised the emperor to select beautiful colors to enter the palace to please the dragon's face, and this idea is exactly the same as the emperor's wishes. The emperor had long wanted to send people to the Jiangsu and Hangzhou areas to select beauties into the palace, but he felt that the palace was overcrowded and hesitated. After hearing what the imperial doctor said, he made up his mind to immediately select the beauty and enter the palace.
Considering that there are too many concubines in the palace, the emperor took a single choice method and decided to choose several beauties from the ministers' daughters to enter the palace.
Cheng Yaojin When he heard that the emperor was going to enter the palace, he touched his thoughts and remembered his beloved granddaughter's marriage. Cheng Yaojin's beloved granddaughter is A Chou, who is the same as her name, and is also ugly. Her marriage often made her grandfather Cheng Yaojin worry.
Ah Chou looks and acts a bit like her black grandfather. He is rude and active, and he especially likes martial arts. When Cheng Yaojin saw his granddaughter, he looked like a man and liked to practice martial arts, so he taught her with all his heart. However, Ah Chou did not learn from Grandpa Hei’s big axe. She likes to get to grab .
This Chou is not good-looking and gentle. He is pitiful. He has no son-in-law in his early twenties.
Cheng's family is determined to give A Chou a family member to a family member who is of equal status. Who can have an ugly woman as a wife in the official family member? I want to give it to a small family for ordinary people, but it is not right for the family.
A Chou didn't take his marriage seriously, and he jumped and jumped all day long and was very happy. She followed fortune tellers and said that she was ugly and had a good fortune, and she was born to be the imperial concubine.
Cheng Yaojin heard that the emperor was going to select a beauty to enter the palace, and suddenly felt happy: Why not put Ah Chou in the palace? Isn’t he going to settle his granddaughter? He complained that the emperor was too late to go to the beauty pageant. If it were too early, Ah Chou would have entered the palace early, so how could he have been fucked so much?
One day, Cheng Yaojin and A Chou finished their training early. He sat on the bluestone and looked at A Chou happily and said, "A Chou, grandpa has found a good family for you, you must be happy."
A Chou was happy when he heard this and asked with a smile: "Grandpa, I wonder which child are you looking at?"
Cheng Yaojin shook his hand repeatedly: "No, no, it's not a child of which family. He is the emperor today. You should be happy, right?
A Chou was shocked when he heard that he was the emperor and was stunned for a while: "Grandpa, are you talking about Li Shimin? "
" Hey--I dare not call the emperor's name directly. It is him, the emperor today. "
" That won't work. His beard is longer than grandpa's. "She turned her face unhappily, "Can that old guy be my son-in-law?" He can be my grandfather! Me, I won't go.’
Cheng Yaojin saw that his granddaughter felt that the emperor was unwilling to go, so he patted A Chou on the shoulder and coaxed him, "A Chou, fortune tellers say that you can be the imperial concubine, but how can the emperor be the imperial concubine? You must know that this is a good opportunity, so don't let it go!"
"The emperor's beard is white, and the old man is not serious and wants to be a beauty pageant! His concubines are not a thousand, but there are hundreds. It would be better to follow his grandson to be his grandson, and maybe he can be a concubine of the palace? It's okay to be a concubine for his son.
Cheng Yaojin saw that A Chou's bull spirit came again, and attached to A Chou's ears and said, "Oh my baby, the princes in the official family think that my baby is ugly, can the emperor ask for my baby? How can you become a lord? Listen to my words, don’t think too much. Do you know that the marriage has not settled for your life, and it has made my grandfather so anxious that he has no taste of eating..."
A Chou heard his grandfather say this, and immediately shortened. She sighed and nodded helplessly. She didn't expect that there would be such a big trouble if he was ugly.
Our granddaughter is too ugly. Can the emperor call him into the palace? Cheng Yaojin himself has no idea. Cheng Yaojin, this person, although he is rude, can he be thoughtful of him in his eyes. He thought: He must let the emperor be allowed to not meet, and then send him into the palace...
After the morning court, Cheng Yaojin smiled and said to the emperor: "Your Majesty, tomorrow is the birthday of the old minister. Please come! "
The old emperor Li Shimin was also bored. He was about to go out to relax and was even more concerned about his previous face, so he agreed to go.
The Cheng Mansion was of course grand enough because the emperor was coming. Cheng Yaojin sent invitations to all the dukes and officials of all countries. Some of the people who were sloppy and wanted to use the shade of trees to send gifts.
There were more theaters with gongs and drums. In order to be lively, the Cheng Mansion temporarily recruited several teams of artists from the rivers and lakes to cheer them up. The hall The house and the courtyard were filled with banquets, and it was really crowded.
Cheng’s singing and dancing, the wonderful fairy music. Those artists in the world have different accents and extraordinary skills. The acting skills of the artists in the world cannot be seen in the palace. He opened his eyes and praised him repeatedly. The old emperor seemed particularly happy today.
Cheng Yaojin saw the emperor's happiness and knew it was the time. He came to the emperor and said, "Your Majesty, the old minister has a granddaughter who is extremely elf. She is willing to go to the palace to serve Your Majesty, please forgive me! "
The old emperor Li Shimin was about to select a beauty to enter the palace. When he heard that Cheng Yaojin's granddaughter was about to enter the palace, his eyes were shining brightly, and he nodded immediately. When Cheng Yaojin heard that the emperor was allowed to be approved, he was very happy and immediately sent someone to carry A Chou into the palace in a sedan chair.
The minister who didn't know the details immediately congratulated the emperor. The minister who knew the truth was so scared that he was stunned for a while, and cursed in his heart: "Okay, you old thing, your ugly granddaughter who can't handle it will dare to send him to the palace? What if you want to lose your official position? "
The emperor has many concubines, and he took a little concubine, but he didn't show off any show. He carried it into the palace in a sedan chair. The eunuch in charge arranged his residence and sent some palace maids to serve him. Ah Chou arranged it in Baihua Pavilion next to the imperial garden.
The eunuch and palace maid in front of Ah Chou wondered when he saw the new Concubine Cheng, was confused, is the emperor so confused? This ugly woman is also called entering the palace? I think so in my heart, and I dare not say it.
At dusk, she was a woman The old emperor who had hurt the god was sitting in a daze, forgot about Concubine Cheng. The eunuch reminded: "Your Majesty, the new Cheng Gui..."
The emperor then remembered that Concubine Cheng had come, and his faint old eyes shone brightly.
The old emperor came to Baihua Pavilion in a sedan chair with great enthusiasm. The eunuch shouted: "The emperor is here-" A group of palace maids emerged from inside
and knelt down on the ground: "Long live my emperor! "
The old emperor was searching among the group of women with his old eyes, why didn't he see a gorgeous beauty? The eunuch asked the palace maid, why didn't the imperial concubine come to pick him up? The palace maids knelt on the ground, but they were trembling and didn't dare to say anything.
The old emperor was surprised in his heart and walked inside. "Li Shimin, come here, why are you shouting and alarming those people? It's really annoying..."
The old emperor was shocked for a while when he heard this. Since he became the emperor, no one has ever heard of his name.Is this imperial concubine drunk or crazy?
dares to call the emperor's name directly.
The old emperor opened his eyes wide and looked carefully, and was stunned again. How could this be a gentle and beautiful woman? He was clearly a rough and rude ugly woman. The behavior was not as gentle as the daughter of the official family, but like a rough hunter girl.
The old emperor was very disappointed and had no interest at all. He shook his sleeves, turned around and left, cursing in his heart: "This old guy Cheng Yaojin treats the lonely family as a rag, and sends all cats and dogs to the palace..." He was so angry that he was full of anger.
A Chou saw the emperor being angry and walked out angrily. He knew that there was nothing good. In a hurry, he suddenly hugged the emperor, threw the emperor gently on the dragon bed with both hands, walked forward a few steps, pressed the emperor with both hands, kissed the emperor on the old fat face of the emperor, and said kindly: "My old emperor, tonight is our wedding night, a moment of wealth. You are old, and you don't even know this? You are late, and I am not happy with the girl. I am coming again and again. Do you think the girl is ugly? I am not as good as the fox in your palace, but I am also a woman! Will I eat you?..."
She kissed the emperor on the face while scolding her, and the emperor grinned.
The old emperor was at a loss by A Chou's sudden and strange behavior. He was in a daze, but he was stripped into a bare fish. He struggled dizzyly, but just hummed.
When the eunuchs and palace maids heard the emperor humming, they were surprised and looked inward through the window frame. It didn't matter when they saw it, and they were so shocked that Concubine Cheng stuffed the old emperor like a fish into the quilt?
The eunuch and the palace maid were amazed in their hearts: "What a great ugly concubine."
The concubine was fiddling with the emperor without any exception. She made the eunuch and the palace maid outside the window embarrassed for a while, not knowing whether she should go to rescue him.
Li Shimin, the old emperor who had spent most of his life on the battlefield, realized that Concubine Cheng was still a martial artist. He did not go to war but took himself in the bridal chamber.
I don’t know how many times the old emperor has entered the bridal chamber. This is the first time such a bridal chamber. I think it’s very fresh and interesting. This is a strange flower night. Compared with other concubines, the ugly concubine is incredible, but she seems more interesting, which makes people reluctant to leave. The old emperor couldn't help but like this ugly concubine. With the joy of his wedding, he lived in Baihua Pavilion for many days. The ugly concubine is ugly but not ugly.
When the old emperor liked Ah Chou, he named "Concubine Li", but everyone in the palace called her "Concubine Ugly" behind her back.
Concubine Li is the most liked by the emperor. Although she is rude, she can perform martial arts to the emperor like a cat, making the old emperor laugh like a child. If the old emperor didn't see Concubine Li for a few days, he would feel like something was missing.
Concubine Li loves the old emperor very much. She goes everywhere if she doesn’t see her for a few days. When she finds her, she insists on pulling her into her room. It’s not okay if the emperor doesn’t go, and the people in the palace are so ashamed that they cover their faces.
As long as the emperor and Concubine Li are together, you can always hear his happy laughter. He is as innocent as a pair of children together, and there is no such thing as the emperor. Everyone in the palace was surprised. What magic does this ugly woman use to make the emperor like this?
