I heard from an old man that once upon a time there was an honest man and a smart man. They didn't know each other at first. They went to Wudang Mountain to burn incense. They met on the way. They wanted to take care of each other, and the two became companions and traveled together.
The two of them walked and walked, and they were about to reach Wudang Mountain. It was hot and thirsty, so they decided to take a rest.
Smart people have many ideas, so let honest people find water to drink. The honest man was careless, so he nodded and went to find water. Unexpectedly, he found a jar in an inconspicuous puddle. When he opened the lid, he saw that it was full of yellow gold!
The honest man was dumbfounded and didn’t think much about it, so he held the golden jar and looked for the wise man:
“Brother, big brother, it’s such a blessing, we are going to get rich!”
The wise man also looked at the jar with two eyes. When Mao Jinguang grew up, he had never seen so much gold. He couldn't help but be greedy for money and wanted to take the gold as his own.
The smart man frowned and came up with a weird idea. He said to the honest man: "We have already brought enough travel expenses when we go to Wudang Mountain. Why bring all this gold with us? It is better to hide it in a place where no one is around and wait. Let’s get the gold when we come back!”
The honest man thought this was a good idea, so he immediately hid the gold and set out on the road again.
That night, they rested in an inn, each staying in a room.
The wise man quietly got up while the honest man was asleep, slipped out, went to the place where the gold was hidden during the day, found the jar, held it in his arms, and smiled happily. But the next moment, he suddenly found that something was wrong with the jar. He shook it hard, but the sound was wrong. He hurriedly opened the lid and saw that it was filled with cold water, but there was not a piece of gold left.
The smart man was ashamed and annoyed. He got angry and drank more than half of the bottle, then dropped the bottle angrily. Because there was something wrong in his heart, he didn't dare to go back to the inn, so he turned around and walked back.
It is strange to say that when the smart man walked halfway, his stomach suddenly started to make noises, and it kept making a "gurgling" sound, like a pot boiling, and it couldn't stop falling.
The smart man screamed secretly, bent over and held his stomach and ran to the hut. But after walking a few steps, his stomach couldn't hold it in anymore. Before he had time to untie his belt, he was already incontinent, and he pulled it all out with a splash. In pants.
The smart man was trembling with anger, feeling sorry for his clothes, and quickly prepared to take off his dirty clothes.
finally took it off, and her stomach began to make noises again. It was like opening a floodgate to let out water. It couldn't be stopped at all. It was all over the floor and the stench was so bad that she almost fainted.
There is no other way. The smart man has no choice but to squat on the ground, pull a little and move a step, and move a step and pull all the way. His whole body felt weak and his hands and feet were weak. But when I turned around and saw the dirty things left along the way, I was too embarrassed to call anyone, so I had to slowly move forward step by step and quietly walk home.
When the honest man woke up, he saw the wise man missing. He thought he was sincere and was eager to burn incense. So I didn't care. After washing up, I ran all the way to Wudang Mountain.
After kowtowing to the ancestor, the honest man walked home and passed the place where the gold was buried. He ran to take a look and found that the jar had been dug out and only half of the gold was left, so he took the half jar of gold home.
An honest man calls his wife when he gets home: "Come and see! I've made a fortune on the road!"
His wife comes out with a smile on her face and says, "What kind of fortune have you made?"
He holds out the half pot of gold. He also told the story of how he got the gold.
After hearing this, the wife smiled and said: "Let me tell you, I have also made a fortune!"
The honest man asked: "What kind of fortune have you made?"
The wife said: "A few days ago, I went out to fetch water. , I saw a man squatting on the ground moving forward from a distance. I called him loudly, but he ignored me. When I passed by, the man was gone. There were big and small golden bumps all over the road."
Said, the wife took the gold and showed it to her husband.
The honest man also felt very strange and said: "They are all gold, just hide them together! "
The couple put the gold into the jar. What a coincidence. Not a little more, not a little less. It happened to be a full jar.
