Abao doesn’t know that I play Toutiao.
Actually, if it weren’t for Abao, I would have almost forgotten that there is a Toutiao account that allows me to relieve my frustration.
I pretended to be Po to help his girlfriend play a four-way match. Everyone knows this. I have persisted in this thankless job for more than half a year. Even though the epidemic was raging and I was locked up at home, I did not dare to slack off. I always looked forward to using the red thread of the "four-person match" to lead a good marriage, and with this To move myself - one day, looking up at the festive fireworks dotting the night sky, I will feel tearful and grateful that I have become an unknown angel, finally bringing a little bit of light and warmth to the cold night sky.
But neither Abao nor his girlfriend knew. They didn’t know how many times I had memorized the question bank and how many successful experiences and failures of great masters I had studied in order to do well in the "four-player game". In order to achieve "5+" every day, 2", I ate biscuits or instant noodles in the middle of the night and waited for snacks.
After eating the biscuits and instant noodles, I will make sure to make those cardboard packaging boxes clean and tidy before handing them over to the cleaning uncle and aunt in the community, so when they see me, they always greet me with a smile. I often have the illusion that every time I meet the cleaning uncle and aunt, I feel like I have met A Bao and his girlfriend, and then I can enjoy the smiles they give me.
Of course, my little thought of touching myself has nothing to do with Abao and his girlfriend. It is just a life training course I have set for myself.
(1) Nani
I was transferred, but A Bao was transferred.
When Aunt Fang told me that A Bao had been promoted to assistant manager, to be honest, I felt disappointed.
expressed regret that Po graduated from a famous school and was "eight feet tall and very handsome". Unfortunately, he was in his early thirties and had been delayed by love and career for too long. He lamented that Po was tortured enough before he was given the big job; Secondly, I’m confused. Why didn’t Abao tell me this good news in person? I’m just a little god among the experts who holds his girlfriend’s Qiangguo account in my hand! It's okay if you don't fawn over me at ordinary times. How can you just throw me aside for such a promotion?
I had to hammer this guy so he couldn't ignore my presence.
"Ah Bao, it's been half a year. Let me settle the bill for you."
"What? Pay the bill? What debt do I owe you?"
Ah Bao almost screamed like a slaughtered pig, and I couldn't bear it.
"What are you afraid of? Do you owe too much? Do you tremble when you knock on the door?" I said: "It is exactly half a year from New Year's Day to now. Your girlfriend lost a total of five points in the four-person and double games. , and now the national ranking of annual points is a little over 700. Are you satisfied?"
I just waited for him to wake up, then thank me with a smile on his face, and then pretend to ask for a treat. I will definitely refuse, first saying that we brothers are being polite, and then adding a few words - as long as you go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get the certificate, I will never touch the words "four-person match" again to show my existence and importance... ...
However, Abao hesitated for a long time without saying a word. After a while, he hung up the phone.
is too much!
Aunt Fang sent me another WeChat voice message: "Wenlin, you left and you don't know anything anymore... Humph, man!"
A Bao was so rude, it turned out that he broke up with his girlfriend.
Then who am I?
Oh no! Of course, I don’t mean that I want to have sex with his girlfriend, but that your Abao retreated and left me behind. I was still drinking snow water and eating dry food on the front line, staying up late to fight the "four people" in full gear. Game".
Some people, don’t be rich or get promoted, otherwise you won’t know what your last name is! Ah Bao, Ah Bao, thanks to your good looks, you actually imitated Chen Shimei. Isn’t it true that Aunt Fang has given food and guns to men who continue to despise us? Now it has become a typical example, right? Abao, your story will definitely be recited by countless aunts. Maybe it will become a new version of "Homer's Epic " and be engraved on your resume and tombstone.
(2) Wow
In order to let go of the heavy burden that I have been carrying for more than half a year, I can only find A Bao.Even though I repeatedly stated that I paid for it voluntarily and at my own expense, it took a week before I sat at the same table as Bao.
I said to Abao: I really put my heart into playing a "four-person match" for your girlfriend. I don't believe in ghosts and gods, but every time I face a battle, I will recite a serious sentence - Please bless the Bodhisattva and bless this miserable child A Bao. As a result, your girlfriend lost less points than my own main account. Look, Bodhisattva can still hear it. If the Bodhisattva sees you always giving up, he will definitely find a way to punish you.
Abao shed tears first when he wanted to speak. I knew this seemed to be too strong a statement, so I couldn't continue to blame him.
Abao said: It can’t be done anymore, it really can’t be done anymore. This girlfriend is a former ex, which one? Can't remember. After breaking up, he came back to me. Alas, anyway, there are many people who come back to me after breaking up with me. I really don’t remember it. Does this matter?
Wow! I reached out and liked it. "Ah Bao, you can keep your hair straight in the midst of sadness, and you can portray yourself as tall and handsome without leaving any trace. You are amazing."
Ah Bao said: Wen Lin, you have shown your heart and soul to your friends, but I am pretending to be stupid. I'm stunned, but you think I don't know? But you have strict demands on others, and although I accept them, do you think I don't know that? In the same way, do my girlfriends really think I don’t know what they want?
I said: Ah Bao, you can really chatter to death!
(3) Oh,
Abao said: This tea is too weak, let’s change it to wine!
I said: This tea is for me. But as for the wine, you have been promoted and you have to buy it.
Abao said: No, please.
Abao said: There was no exception this time. People finally gave up on me.
Oh haha! Po? Was Abao dumped?
Abao said: What do you think I have now? Nothing you want. As for the future? It was precisely because people knew that I had been promoted and received a raise that they finally found the opportunity to end things with me. Above the assistant manager there are deputy managers and managers, and above that there are deputy prime ministers and general managers. How old do I have to be to reach the status and salary of a general manager? By the way, Wen Lin, let me tell you, if one day you hear that I have become the general manager, you have to know that I will not be happy, because general manager, general manager, why do you need this extra word "经"!
I said: Abao, this world is not what you imagined, nor is it even what you see now.
Abao said: I know. I don’t want people to talk about her. I can only let acquaintances think that I am the bastard who dumped her. I, I... I have to pretend to be nonchalant during the day, but I just want to drink at night. I...
A Bao is still so handsome , the young man in his early thirties is as fresh as a flower. I haven't seen him for more than three months. At this time, it seems that he has gained more weight than before, and there is no trace of the haggardness after being tortured.
Abao began to immerse himself in his emotions. The more he was immersed, the deeper he got. As he got deeper, his eyes began to blur, his body was oiled, and his hands were slippery.
I was also distracted, and I remembered something Li Pipa said when she was showing off her power at a regular work meeting. The general idea is: If a person is always in danger and dilemma, and always in embarrassing situations in interpersonal relationships, don't If you blame others, it must be your own problem. You can only find the reason in your own knowledge, vision, structure or personality, and see where a piece of it has collapsed, or a piece is missing in the first place. It's right, isn't it me?
I was so excited that I had to have a cold war. Before he drank too much, I had to quickly pull him back to solve the real problem. I asked: What should I do with your girlfriend’s Qiangguo account?
(4) Oops,
Abao’s eyes were shining with tears: She takes the score and ranking more seriously than me, what do you think we should do?
A poignant love has no end. Even separation cannot end the lingering sorrow and disconnected care for each other. Perhaps even death cannot be the end of them.
Abao wants to guard this poignant beauty deep in his heart, while his ex-girlfriend guards at the other end, set up in the middle of time and space. What maintains this tacit understanding is actually the daily "four-person match" and "two-person match" "5+2".
Ouch!
, then who am I?
Could it be that this is my aggrieved life lesson? !
