These days, it is really not easy to get "money back". You have to fight bravely and wisely. No, let's start:
"It's time to eat, what are you doing in the yard?"
"Inflate the tires of my treasure donkey"
"It's raining! You are not allowed to ride"
"Save money"
"You have no money? Are you pretending to be poor again?"
"The few taels of silver in your pocket are all for you to 'check' (dialect: plunder) Have you gone? "
"Don't tell me that you don't have a small bank account. You went to the supermarket last night, but you paid the bill."
"It's hard for a rich man to be a man without money. Do you want me to have more money in my pocket than my face?"
"Hey, you eat my food, drink my food, buy some clothes, or I'll pay for it. What's the point of asking for so much money? Do you want to find a beautiful girl?"
"I'll just pay for it." You don’t have to pay the phone bill? Do you have to pay on credit when I go to gas? "
" Do you want us to settle the extra bill? "
" Don’t scare me, I’m a good citizen. Just "
"I didn't give you any money? It seems like someone owes you two hundred small coins. Look at you."
"As the old saying goes, the humblest person is invincible. Some people talk at every turn. No matter what, you treat me like a three-year-old child and still want to give me a piece of candy."
"You mean I'm a deadbeat?"
"That's scary, Big Mother (Tiger), how can you be that kind of person? ? In other words, as I get older, I often forget the copper coins I was promised."
"You are so petty."
"I said, wife, my car drinks oil, you can't let me add hydrogen dioxide."
"You You want me to cheer you up while driving? Do you think you look strong? "
"Did you come in my car? At that time, someone's chest was broken. It was so nice, just like that song."
"I'm looking down on you when I ride in your car. I said I'll give you ', come on ', but that's not to pay for gas for you."
"My wife, you are so talented. It turns out that , 'come on' means this, okay. Ah, I remember it, and I will never be fooled again in the future."
"You can teach a child, and you will gain wisdom after every experience. Do you dare to believe what a woman says? Sister, let me give you a lesson, so you don't forget it."
"Okay, okay, anyway, I don't have money for gas, so I will drive my precious donkey and let the heavy rain soak me to death"
"No riding!"
"No money"
"One hundred yuan ! I’ll transfer the money to you as soon as I drive”
“Deal”
Oh my god, it’s not easy to earn this hundred yuan, and my words are almost worn out. Friends, do you have the same style? Do you dare to share your story?
