Text / Xue Zhaoping came home from get off work that day. As soon as I entered the house, my wife grabbed me by the collar of my shirt. Her face was extremely ugly, and she asked me to tell me clearly, what was wrong with me? She angrily pointed at a bright red lip mark on my shi

Text / Xue Zhaoping

When I got home from get off work that day, as soon as I entered the house, my wife grabbed my shirt collar, her face was extremely ugly, and she asked me to tell me clearly, what did I say?

She angrily pointed at a bright red lip mark on the collar of my shirt, her fingers trembling a little.

The couple of us had been having minor conflicts in the past few days, but now things have gone bad. My wife is really angry. But I can't figure out what's going on. Why is there a bright red lip mark on my shirt? What a hell.

No matter how I explained, she refused to believe it, so she packed up her things and went back to my father-in-law's house.

was extremely depressed. I was late for work the next day. The director asked me to write an inspection. When my colleagues left after get off work at noon, I had not finished writing the inspection, and the letter paper was torn one after another. Finally, there was no more letter paper. I went to Xiao Wang's drawer to look for letter paper, and suddenly I found a strange seal in the shape of a lip. I felt there was something wrong with it, so I took a breath and looked at it when it was printed on the paper. Oh my god, it's bright. A red lipstick!

I understood it immediately and got angry.

This bad boy who loves to prank, I decided to take revenge on him and let him know the consequences of harming others. I usually like seal engraving, so I found a way to get the same lip print, carved a few lines of words, and started taking action.

I used my noon time to put a seal on the bulletin board in the communication room, on the wall of the toilet, and on the shirt of our director left in the office, a bright red lip print.

When I went to work the next day, I saw Xiao Wang coming to the office dejectedly, with red eyes, as if he didn't get enough sleep. I deliberately asked him: "Brother, what's wrong?"

He said: "Don't mention it, I want to change my mobile phone number. I don't know some evil guy who carved my mobile phone number into a seal and printed it everywhere in our unit. , if you want to eat hot pot, please call this number. Xiao Wang from the Publicity Department called me in one afternoon. What do you think this is? The director scolded me for not doing my job properly. My girlfriend also said that I was not doing my job properly. Pervert, you didn't answer my phone all night..."

Haha, this trick really worked. After work, I put a new lip print on my shirt and headed towards my father-in-law's house.