A 2022 work report written by a female teacher to her husband, hahahaha, I will continue to laugh after reading it!
Teacher Bar 2023-01-01 07:30 Published in Shandong
It is said that it is not easy for women. Being able to go to work, work in the kitchen, take care of children, and serve the parents-in-law seems to have become the standard for women in the new era. The editor would like to say that what is more difficult for women is female teachers. In addition to meeting the standard configuration, it also has to take care of a group of "monkeys".
On the occasion of the arrival of 2023, I present a 2022 work report written by a female teacher to her husband. I hope that in the new year, female teachers can be treated gently by time!
Dear husband:
The year 2022 is just like the cigarettes you smoke, all the cigarette butts are left in an instant, leaving only the smoke in the house.
Over the past year, under the strong leadership of my father-in-law and mother-in-law, with the full support of my husband, and with the full cooperation of my precious son, I have always adhered to the general requirement of "promoting both work and family, and making sure both are correct". I have focused on promoting harmony between husband and wife and family harmony, and have completed my job relatively satisfactorily. I now report the work and integrity and self-discipline of the past year as follows. If there is anything inappropriate, please correct me in person!
01
Open your mind to learn the drama, fight wits and courage with determination
First, follow up the theory and improve your ideological understanding.
Over the past year, I have carefully studied and understood the spirit of the series of speeches by my father-in-law and mother-in-law on family first, work second and the spirit of the important speech on the rapid implementation of the two-child policy.
Through learning, I have made full use of various techniques and tactics such as "joining vertically" and "joining horizontally" to effectively resolve internal disputes in the family. I have completely eliminated all kinds of unreasonable obstacles that affect my work from my parents-in-law and husband, and my ability to maintain family stability has been comprehensively enhanced.
The second is democracy and openness, which unites families to work together.
The instructions regarding the parents-in-law’s family first, career second, and the implementation of the second-child policy have not been effectively implemented due to my strong opposition. I am a wife, but I am also a teacher. The high demands and pressure of my work force me to put more energy into it, and having a second child has to be put on hold indefinitely because I am too busy at work and the financial burden is too heavy.
To this end, the whole family held three symposiums, and I personally visited my parents-in-law's residence twice. During the period, everyone spoke freely and truly "red-faced and sweaty", especially when I withstood all your threats and inducements about having a second child. In the end, through extensive criticism and self-criticism, , inspired by my spirit of despising death, you compromised.
The third is business upgrades to enhance service capabilities.
I am very confident that I am an extremely good woman who can "walk in the hall and cook in the kitchen". When I come home from get off work every day, I am so tired that I am almost dying, but I still climb on the stove to serve you two a "Manchu-Han banquet" in different ways. When I take a break from my busy schedule, I learn 8 new dishes and my cooking skills are even more refined.
You are getting fatter and plumper, and I am getting fatter and fatter, And every time after you have had enough food and drink, I have to continue preparing lessons, correcting homework, and replying to various questions from parents on WeChat.
02
The years are like a butcher's knife, and he devotes himself to serving the young and old.
Firstly, he is both a teacher and a shopkeeper.
My work performance this year is quite outstanding, but at the same time, my lumbar disc and intervertebral disc are also protruding.
Despite this, I successfully completed all the tasks despite such a difficult task this year. Some people say that after a woman becomes a teacher, it is too tiring to be a shopkeeper at home, but for you, a hands-off shopkeeper who can't even find underwear or socks in the closet at home, I have to be a woman in politics.
It’s true that the work you do in the company is as tiring as a dog. Maybe it’s because I’m too tomboyish and you have to suffer from severe “wife control”. At home, you are often “roared like a lion from the east of the river” by me because of your laziness. I know that your life is quite depressed.
The second is to be both a daughter-in-law and a maid.
This year, I got up earlier than a chicken and went to bed later than a dog.. I am more worried than Miyue, and more entangled than Mishu. You often say that I am a "tyrannical president", but my emergence as a domineering star was purely forced. I was worried about teaching at school, and I was worried about you and my son at home.
As a woman in her 30s, while others are in their prime, I have a yellow face. Others have hands like brocade, but I have cocooned hands. Others still have an "S" figure. But it turned into an "O" shape. People often say that time is like a butcher's knife, but this butcher's knife seems to be cutting me into pieces , I get angry when I think about you every time you go home and lie comfortably on the sofa, waiting for a meal.
Of course, the "mass line" I implement at home can be spoken for by data. This year, I did more than 80 laundry operations, totaling more than 300 items, cooked more than 200 times, mopped the floor for 365 days, and took my children to the doctor alone 7 times. Are you satisfied with this? When my hair grows to my waist, can you cook for me once?
The third is to be both a daughter-in-law and a nanny.
Looking back on the past, it may be because I was too headstrong and unreasonable. I thought that I had been oppressed by my parents-in-law for a long time. I always wanted to stand up and be the master. I always believed that "you must first settle the internal affairs before you fight foreigners." For this reason, my parents-in-law and I engaged in a protracted and fierce civil war, which made both parties exhausted mentally and physically and made outsiders laugh. Now think about it, "if we are in the same room, there is no need to worry about fighting each other."
"Only when you raise children can you know the heart of your parents." My father-in-law and mother-in-law have been exhausted from taking care of our children all these years. Now that I am old and sick, I feel ridiculous and regretful about my words and deeds back then. Since this year, I have finally achieved "zero fights" between my parents-in-law and I. I go to my parents' house less often and more to my parents-in-law's house. I invest less money for my parents and spend more money for my parents-in-law. I have resolutely refrained from saying anything that is not conducive to unity and not doing anything that is not conducive to unity. Needless to say, my status in our family is getting higher and higher.
03
red, orange, green, red, blue, purple, tight clothes and food, you are suffering
Although you I am in charge of my salary card, and my mobile phone number is used for text message reminders, but I can always be self-disciplined, self-examined, and self-policed, resolutely implement the two lines of income and expenditure, and consciously abide by financial disciplines. All household expenses are recorded in the book, all household purchases are solicited in advance for your opinion, and consumption item expenditures are disclosed to you in a timely manner at the beginning of each month, and I accept your supervision in an all-round way.
At the same time, I tried my best to reduce my spending on clothes, cosmetics and other items, and politely declined various gatherings of friends and besties. I could keep my mind, my skills, and my mouth under control under any circumstances. But for you and the child, I showed the dignity I deserve. I would rather shed tears secretly than let you, father and son, have more face.
This is me, gentleness with different colors!
In one year of work, although I have achieved some results, there are also many shortcomings. Please forgive me for the slightness, who asked you to ask a teacher to be your wife!
I hope that in the new year, all female teachers will be treated gently by time! !
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