" Ode to Joy " The story of the five beauties is dazzling, but I only care about who has an independent bathroom in their shared house.
After all, everyone who has experienced it knows: Shared rent, those who get the bathroom will win the world.
Recently, the incident of breaking the toilet in a shared rental house was afraid of being dirty when going to the toilet.
There was a tragic ending for seniors who had a difficult operation and had their thigh artery cut; later, fire stations and news media in various places were talking nonsense, but the challengers still did not hit the wall and did not look back.
In the face of the high rent, the boys and girls with higher hearts must bow to the shared house without a single guard.
But there is no life alone, and the pain is always beyond imagination.
The living conditions of shared houses are so bad that they will tell all hopeful men and women with malicious intentions, what does it mean to "lost your own guard forever, and lose your eyes."
It hurts, it hurts too much.
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shared lease for three months,
wears a "gas mask" when going to the toilet
If you want to understand the temperament of your roommate, your constellation blood type and MBTI have to stand aside, and how to use the toilet is the key.
The perfect roommate who first impressions of a suit and a beautiful voice will not be fully exposed until this matter involving the next three routes.
Searching through social media and searching for shared apartments, netizens' hard-working conclusion was:
"The land of shared room toilets is not suitable for humans."
As the first evaluation indicator for toilets, most shared room toilets fell first to the "hygiene problem", which made countless shared room people collapsed.
Although the outdoor public toilet is dirty, at least there are enough numbers. If you pull it up, you can barely hold your hips.
The bathroom of the shared house inherits the dirty and messy public toilets, but leaves no room for picking.
No matter how elegant the urban beauty is in the company during the day, she has to go into the shared bathroom in shame before going to bed at night.
Take a deep breath and put on a mask that is better than nothing, pretending not to see the stains on the ground and the unknown residue of a roommate in the toilet, close your eyes and half-tied your horse stance to ensure your buttocks are suspended, and hold your breath to solve your physiological problems.
At this time, the brain is cheering for the speed of using the toilet, which is no less than Winter Olympics . At that time, I watched my own short track speed skating contestants.
The used tissue slid from the overflowing trash can to the muddy ground. The flush button broke down every now and then. You could only use a basin to collect water to rinse the toilet that you couldn't bear to look at.
left the bathroom like a escape, returned to the room and closed the door, and the san value had dropped to a minimum.
However, the contemporary mentally tenant people suffer far more than these emotional damages in the toilet.
The most unusable thing to use in shared bathrooms where there are thunders everywhere is imagination.
Pulling the washing machine door and gushing out your roommate's underwear and shoes, making you want to burn and purify the newly washed clothes;
@Phitian Little Policewoman
Halfway through the bath, suddenly blocking the long hair floating up from the sewer, making you have nightmares at night and you are caught by the forbidden woman's ankle;
Various odors in the bathroom were mixed with smoke and were sealed in a room of three square meters, indicating the historical use records of the public bathroom that have not been removed.
Someone avoided the stains with the "big word warning" but did not avoid the men's underwear lying openly on the flush button.
Who will tell me how to invite this pair of underwear respectfully?
Here, no matter whether you love martial arts novels or not, you wish you could closed the five senses six senses , turning into a Pixiu that only enters and does not leave and ascends to the fairy world.
When I woke up, the physical needs of the body mortals stimulated people to open this pack of Bibidowei beans with only strange smells.
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"Cover your butt with one hand,
Crying with one hand"
The toilet is too dirty and messy, it can only be regarded as the first thunder for the co-owner to survive the tribulation. Although it is extremely powerful, it is better to be mentally prepared after the first meeting.
And more pain caused by sharing the bathroom is the only ninety-eight left behind by God who casually slaps -
highlights one while you are sick and kill you.
The young people who shared their rent for the first time were confused and worried. They looked up at the bright moon and looked down at the hometown.
In the face of "no toilet to go", the contradiction of unhygienic bathrooms can only be considered a trivial matter.
The first law of using shared toilets:
Hesitate for a second when you want to go to the toilet, and someone will take the pit first.
If it were the past, I would never believe that someone would cry because they could not go to the bathroom.
However, one morning, a friend who had no single guard in the shared house and was a pretty ladylike person suddenly called while shaking and crying and saying, "My X is not going to be able to hold back." I realized:
The shared housemates who can quickly solve the battle in the bathroom were all angels with the ninth-level six-winged wings in their previous life.
Someone lives in a shared house for 6 people, and it takes an hour to queue in the bathroom in the morning.
A certain Lao can pass the number and extend three tables. If you miss the bathroom, you can only line up from scratch.
Think that if two people share a living room, they can avoid long queues in shared toilets?
Meet a weird roommate and occupying the toilet with one's own strength for forty minutes is no problem.
What's more, every time you want to use the bathroom, it happens to be inside!
is unavoidable. Is this a unique dark shark method to faint from a roommate by occupying the bathroom.
When you meet a beautiful and kind-hearted victim, you will also greet you kindly:
"Do you want to go downstairs to buy Kaisailu for you?"
And the irritable brothers and sisters just want this kind of roommate to solve the problem in the toilet for three meals a day.
With a toilet available, the crisis is still ambushing all over the world.
Someone forgot to close the door when going to the toilet, and died of social life;
Someone opened the door when someone else went to the toilet, and died of social life.
Every time you open a toilet door that you forgot to close, two souls will convert to a certain social death group.
Cherish your life, please lock your own toilet door. is not forgotten, and there is no harm.
In comparison, the sudden roar of the washing machine at three o'clock in the morning, the shampoo and toilet paper placed in the bathroom at a speed reduced by China can only be regarded as physical damage at the level of novice wild monsters.
But as an inclusive adult, all this is nothing. I am in good spirits. I am very smart and sophisticated. I am very smart and sophisticated. I am very smart and sophisticated. I am very smart and sophisticated...
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"We advise our roommate to stop at the cliff"
"Can't rectify the workplace, can't we still rectify a toilet?"
Step back The more we think, the more angry the shareholder, they all took advantage of their own tricks in the process of fighting with strange roommates.
is gentle, choose to use a slogan to remind you, hoping that those who are destined to suddenly become kind and become a new person from now on.
@Medesai Lion
has many endpoints, and based on the slogan, he lifted out the ancestor's practice of causal reincarnation, trying to give a heavy blow from the soul through verbal intimidation.
@Lillian
If the other party "dead" and does not repent, they might as well return to the essence of elementary school students and make a big noise;
@叶叶x
Some are also familiar with public opinion suppression, unveiling the fig leaf in front of the WeChat group, and vowing to mobilize the masses to make the strange roommates submit.
However, selfishness is the pass for selfish people, and public morality is the epitaph of those with public morality.
Even if we sign the "Six Principles for Peaceful Toilets" and carry out the landlord's Shangfang Sword, it is inevitable that we will encounter a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water.
Gentleman takes revenge from morning to night. If the status quo cannot be changed, at least you will have this anger before running away.
Someone simply retaliated and planned to let the roommate taste the sad experience of being turned away from the toilet for an hour.
But more tired shareholders can only complain on social platforms and scold them with netizens who are sympathetic to relieve their hatred.
After a long time, although the strange roommate Cyber had beaten up, was finally the co-owner who could not tolerate the dirty and messy bathroom choice to roll the bedding and run away. The empty space left by
is just waiting for the next unfortunate worker to reopen the magic box.
Some people who left the shared house took it as a warning and gritted their teeth to rent a room with a private bathroom;
Some of them compare, become more courageous and look for needles in a haystack, and in the end they really found a toilet mate that suits their hearts;
More ordinary tenants can only go up to the mountain of swords and go to the sea of fire, witnessing the strange shared house bathrooms, struggling in the pain of losing their toilet freedom.
Sometimes I can no longer bear the status quo. When I open the Alipay balance, my heart that is ready to stay alone is tightened by the tight life.
There are few shapes in the world that are born with fit, and there are only barely rounded together by manual polishing.
For today's shared lease, there is no superior mandatory management, and the only possibility of building order is bottom-up satisfaction.
But even in the most inconspicuous shared bathroom, the establishment of order will come at a cost.
Common goals, mutual understanding, positive emotions, enough time, and sufficient trial and error, even luck and fate are indispensable.
But in the adult world, the first thing to wake up is that you want to sleep very much.
If you say too much, you will feel tired when you think too much.
For young people who are difficult to maintain intimate relationships, facing strangers who will only be accompanied by time and space in the bathroom in the morning and evening, We have all lost the strength and courage to domesticate each other.
So he could only be hit by the other party's spike that he couldn't stand, and he was bleeding. He didn't even have the time to pursue medical expenses, and then rushed to the next battlefield between people.
cannot fundamentally escape the use of bathrooms in shared houses. Workers have to continue wandering in shared houses. When they angrily read " The Legend of Zhen Huan " in the middle of the night, they silently posed in the same posture to make a wish:
One wish will win the lottery prize tomorrow, pack up their burdens and retire and go home;
Two wishes my roommate who never flushed the toilet has no paper to go to the toilet and forgot to bring the key when going out.
(Twisted) (Screaming) (Crawling in the dark)
If none of the above works, then you can only use a strong mind to give yourself psychological hints:
I hope my lover is a great hero. I know that one day he will appear in an extraordinary shared house, holding a disposable toilet ring and pedaling cloth to save me!
At that time, I hope our lives have all become better.
Source: VistaWANG Xia
