Zhuge Liang likes to be a big talk and a false reputation in his life. He failed to obtain an inch of land in the Central Plains by "Six Expeditions to Qishan". He relied on hype to coax another pair of hype masters who were slightly inferior Liu Bei The father and son were in a mess, which was very incredible. Zhuge Liang has many self-hyped stories in his life, and only eleven more exaggerated cases in his life were exposed one by one.
The first thing is "Bifeng Music".
This "wind music" is not a wind instrument such as clarinet oboe saxophone flute basson small trumpet trombone horn mid-tone, but two famous and outstanding figures in the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period Guan Zhong and Leyi . Guan Zhong was the prime minister of Duke Huan of Qi, and dominated the princes and helped the world. Le Yi supported the weak Yan and went to Qi for more than 70 cities. These two people are talented in saving the world. Zhuge Liang's later achievements are incomparable to them. Zhuge Liang's "self-comparison of wind music" is tantamount to the self-entertainment and self-hype that Song Zude claims to be "contemporary Lu Xun" and "Li Ao Second" and is just laughable.
The second piece of is "pretending to be a hermit".
In ancient my country, "pretending to be a hermit" was actually a shortcut to becoming an official. The so-called hermit was often the purpose of becoming an official. Zhuge Liang "don't seek knowledge and gain prominence from the princes" on the surface, but in fact, his small eyes were always paying attention to the personnel changes of the Fortune 500 companies in the world, and he wished he could defeat Huang Jianxiang and become the image spokesperson of "Zhilian Recruitment". There are many successful cases in my country's history. For example, Lu Zangyong of the Tang Dynasty deliberately lived in seclusion in the capital city, near Chang'an , and gained a great reputation. Hence he became the Minister of Rites (the deputy minister of the six ministries). The "Zhongnan Shortcut" came from this. Later, the hype master Li Bai and others followed.
The third item is "marrying an ugly girl".
Liang Hong of the Eastern Han Dynasty married Meng Guang , known as one of the "Four Ugly Women" in ancient my country, and gained a great reputation and became a "famous scholar" at that time. Zhuge Liang clearly wanted to copy Liang Hong and gain some reputation. Moreover, Zhuge Liang's family had lost their family at this time, and his father-in-law, Huang Chengyan, was a famous socialite. The Huang family was a prominent family at that time, and they were dating nobles. Zhuge Liang and his wife Huang Yueying's husband and wife's life was actually not harmonious. It took many years after marriage to cultivate the next generation, and Zhuge Liang later took a concubine.
The fourth piece of is "fried out from the mountain".
Zhuge Liang first borrowed another "pseudo-guru" Mr. Shui Jing, who was both a teacher and a friend, and Sima Hui, to make nonsense like "Fulong and Feng Chu, you can rest assured the world". In fact, Liu Bei had both but could not stabilize the world, either because of the bad time or the bad place. This statement was too watery and was very unreliable, but he deceived Liu Bei, the "Bo Le", as if he had obtained a treasure, was complacent, thinking that the strange goods were alive, but he did not know that he had been fooled by Zhuge Liang. Zhuge Liang then grandly launched Xu Shu . In the battle with Cao Cao , Xu Shu's cleverness happened to be tested again. While his separation from Liu Bei was still holding a pipa and half-covering his face, Liu Bei's appetite was rising. At this time, he was so anxious that he had to get Zhuge Liang. In the words of Mr. Zhang Yiyi , it was "the hand could be stretched out in his throat."
And during the visit to Zhuge Liang, Zhuge Liang applied the hype technique of stimulating his appetite to the extreme. First, Cui Zhouping deliberately hid and took care of it for a while, and then Shi Guangyuan and Meng Gongwei continued to follow up, introducing Kong Ming's unpredictable advancedness from the side, and then his younger brother Zhuge Jun, father-in-law Huang Chengyan and others.At this point, Zhuge Liang had mobilized all the friends, relatives and relatives who could mobilize except his yellow-faced woman Huang Yueying, and kept stimulating Liu Bei in turn. Liu Bei's appetite was hung high again and again. The impression Zhuge Liang left in Liu Bei's mind at this time was so mysterious, so majestic, and so tall.
When another hype master Liu Bei was famous for " Three Visits to the Thatched Cottage ", Zhuge Liang adopted the hype method of playing hard to get. Since he had fully mastered Liu Bei's psychological activities, it would be okay to give him a butt. Zhuge Liang knew very well that this would make Liu Bei even more eager to get him. Sure enough, under this series of rigorous and romantic planning, even hype experts like Liu Bei were obediently put on the trap.
Then through Zhuge Liang's ambitious and fooling around (Longzhong's countermeasures), Liu Bei, who was defeated repeatedly, often lived under others, and ran into walls everywhere, seemed to have caught a life-saving straw, and his confidence suddenly expanded and passionate. He seemed to have been obsessed with ecstasy, and excitedly sang a song by Su Yongkang's "Encountering Too Early" with Zhuge Liang: "...you and I have found new support/right and wrong in the past are no longer important/but we all know clearly/There is an endless end in our hearts..."
The fifth item is "borrowing the east wind".
As the commander-in-chief of the three armies of the "alliance" of the navy, army and air force, Zhou Yu was so angry that he vomited blood because the climatic conditions were not conducive to fire attack. However, Zhuge Liang deliberately wrote a sixteen-word nonsense to Zhou Yu's secret book "If you want to defeat Cao Gong, you should use fire attack; everything is ready, but only the east wind is not needed." Zhuge Liang's move was nothing more than to deliberately exaggerate and emphasize the role of "east wind". In fact, if Zhou Yu did not have many preparations and preparations before, even if it were not for Zhou Yu's previous preparations and preparations, even if it were not for many of the previous preparations and preparations, Just like the song "Eight Eccentrics of Yangzhou" in the Qing Dynasty, Mr. Zheng Banqiao , "No matter how winds in the east, west, south and north" are used to it! The reason why Zhuge Liang was able to successfully hype this time was due to his life in the Yangtze River area when he was young and mastering some basic meteorological knowledge. However, Zhuge Liang's so-called "building an altar and offering sacrifices to the sky" later pretended to be a bit extravagant and hyped too unkind.
The sixth item is "Empty City Scheme".
"Empty City Scheme" was actually a deliberate hype by Zhuge Liang in order to deify his military talent. At that time, he had actually ambushed a large number of main troops in the city. Everyone knows that "Zhuge is cautious in his life". A pedantic person like Zhuge Liang may still work if he was born in a prosperous era as a housekeeper, but it is difficult to do anything in such a chaotic era as such as the late Eastern Han Dynasty. What he needs is an innovative talent like Zhang Fei , Lu Zhishen, and Li Yunlong who dares to "draw the sword" at any time, rather than a white-faced scholar like Zhuge Liang who is worried about gains and losses all day long, so he has "six out of Qishan" without getting any land.
Sima Yi is much more intelligent than Zhuge Liang. How could he not know that there was a brigade of ambush in Zhuge Liang's city at this time? Zhuge Liang's cleverness was discovered by Sima Yi, so he explained himself and made up a huge lie of "empty city plan" in order to hype his poor military talent.
The seventh item of is "Catch Meng Huo ".
Zhuge Liang might be fine in governing his small family, so his " Commandment on the Son " is more famous, but he is far from governing the country. He is especially not good at fighting. He often wins small and loses big, and he picks up sesame seeds and loses watermelon.With Zhuge Liang's so-called military talent, he worked hard to go deep into the barren state. He had no soft power such as time, place, and people that he repeatedly emphasized. He wanted to " seven capture Menghuo " in just two or three months (from "May Crossing Lu" to the autumn of the army returning to Korea) in seven different places (covering most areas in Yunnan at that time). Moreover, under the vast geographical environment and harsh transportation conditions of Yunnan at that time, Zhuge Liang wanted to catch and put them and catch them easily like juggling. Meng Huo, a "local snake" with a big tree, deep roots and lush leaves, is like a fantasy. He would not believe it even if he scolded Mr. Zhang Yiyi to death. Fortunately, there were not as many language schools as there were now. Zhuge Liang saw the beautiful business opportunity of "language blockage", so he was so happy that he could speak nonsense and randomly invented a TV series "Seven Captures Meng Huo" to hype it up. If it were today when ethnic minorities could speak Mandarin, Mr. Zhang Yiyi would probably not dare to hide the truth from the truth and fabricate the so-called "Seven Captures Meng Huo" nonsense.
The eighth item is "workaholic".
Zhuge Liang's life was a hype life. Later, he found out with conscience that he really failed Liu Bei's three visits to the cottage and Baidi City, and his righteousness of the monarch and ministers. In the past few decades, he had not done anything practical for the Shu Han dynasty, and basically no big contribution, so he could only make a fuss about his work attitude. "No contribution, but also hard work" was first hyped by Zhuge Liang.
Only a hype king like Zhuge Liang who has no talent or achievements can claim to be "devote his wholeheartedly and die until he dies", "working in everything himself, sleeping in the morning and night", and "punishing more than twenty, taking them personally", but attitude is one thing, and clear benefits is another.
The ninth item of is "Out of Qishan".
Shu Han was weak, and his national strength was far inferior to Cao Wei at that time. Zhuge Liang also knew very well that he was far from the cunning Sima Yi and others. The reason why he insisted on "six out of Qishan" and "nine attacks on the Central Plains" was not only because he tried to imitate his predecessor Le Yi's name of defeating the strong with the weak and gaining a "military genius", but he wanted to use the convenience of "the sky is high and the emperor is far away" to hype his false military achievements. If you lose a war, you will shirke the responsibility and say that the military and financial resources of Shu Han are not good, or the logistics support of Li Yan and others is not done well; if you win one or two small victories by chance, it is Zhuge Liang, a military genius, who is a miraculous man who is a good man, is a great man who is a great man, and his contribution is 1,000 times that of Yao, Shun, Yu, Tang. Anyway, the little emperor Liu Chan stays in the palace and doesn't understand the situation. This press release is not freely played by Xiao Liang, I alone! In short, no matter what the outcome of the war, Zhuge Liang's spirit of loyalty to the country, his temperament of never giving up, his personality of fighting repeatedly, and his determination to "do it even though he knows it is impossible" have long been hyped up by him, making the people of Shu Han love his beauty.
The tenth item is "College Jiang Wei ".
A fence and three stakes, a hero and three gangs, although Liu Bei has no ability, he has Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, two brothers of the opposite sex, who are helpless in his efforts. Zhuge Liang was arrogant and hyped up his identity as a master. He had no brothers and trustworthy friends in his life, nor had any achievements to praise. He finally accepted a surrendered general Jiang Wei. He was like a treasure. He praised Jiang Wei and praised him like a rose. In his letter to the later prime minister of Shu Han, Zhuge Liang said, " Jiang Boyou (Jiang Wei's name is Boyou) is loyal and diligent in current affairs, and he thinks carefully. He has all the best. Yongnan (Li Shao) and Ji Chang (Ma Liang) are not as good as others." The implication is that even talents like Jiang Wei can be subdued, which shows how bright I, Zhuge Liang.
Later facts proved that Jiang Wei, like Zhuge Liang, who was desperately famous, was just a half-bad guy. Later, "Jiang Wei harmed the three wise men with one plan", and he had done everything he could, and was smart, which actually ruined Qingqing's life.
The eleventh item is "Wuzhangyuan".
What Mr. Zhang Yiyi admires is that even when he is dying, Zhuge Liang still never forgets his sacred hype mission. He said nonsense that "watching the astrological constellations at night" was about to die. He pretended to be a magic circle of forty-nine beacons in the military tent, and boasted about "borrowing from the sky for another twenty years" to continue to "bow" for Shu Han. At this moment, God couldn't stand his hype tricks and ordered Wei Yan, who was about to die, to destroy the lantern. (Mr. Zhang Yiyi's note: Another saying was that Zhuge Liang had let Wei Yan destroy him, otherwise how could he be able to fulfill his lie?) In short, this "star" was just a trick that Zhuge Liang hyped in order to deify himself. In a few days after that, Zhuge Liang, a famous hype genius, finally stopped "Everyone Kong Ming and Zhuge Liang", and forever closed his cunning and not very bright eyes.
In fact, Zhuge Liang also knew that Liu Bei and Liu Chan had already seen through the tricks he hyped, and knew that he had no real talent and knowledge except pretending to be a ghost and bragging. Therefore, he had to admit that he was a despicable villain who only knew how to hype (see the sentence "The late emperor did not be despicable to his ministers"), but Pang Tong and Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Ma Su and other senior talents from Shu Kingdom have been successively harmed by Zhuge Liang, who was jealous of the jealous Zhuge Liang. At this time, it was a situation where "there was no good general in Shu, and Liao Hua was the pioneer". When Liu Chan was young, he was hyped by his father Liu Bei in Changbanpo, so he was naturally unable to make up for the situation. He could only let it go, "It will rain, and my mother will get married." Let Zhuge Liang hype himself, and God bless him not to usurp power and seize the throne.
In a nutshell, Zhuge Liang's hype was unique at the time, but he was very happy with achievements and did not know how to judge the situation. Although he had some so-called achievements, it was generally futile. Therefore, Mr. Zhang Yiyi's former friend of the Qing Dynasty - Mr. Zhao Fan , once gave him a couplet with great thoughts. This couplet was later deeply appreciated by Mao Zedong and other great men. The couplet said: "If you can attack your heart, you will lose your side. From ancient times, you know that the soldiers are not warlike; if you don't judge the situation, you will be lenient and strict. Later, you need to think deeply about governing Sichuan." From this we can see that hype and hype must be "explore and then work", and ultimately rely on the work to speak, and simply "explore but not work", speak vernacularly, and defeat an old man will not work in the end. The eyes of the people are shining and shiny. If you are addicted to hype and forget to put it into practice, in the end, you can only end up like the tragic master Zhuge Liang, who always cannot escape the embarrassing facts and tragic situation of "died before you succeed, and keep the heroes full of tears."
