[–]KnicksQuerelleDesFemmes 1221 2 days ago lol a modern "big man" Knicks fans: Hahahaha, nothing wrong, and these guys are all "big" and deserve the "big" players of the modern era.

Blake Griffin and Ben Simmons have switched women

Blake Griffin and Ben Simmons' ex-girlfriend "swap bosses".

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[–]76ersTrust_The_Friendship 4732 Indicator 2 days ago

One of the most important parts of being a modern NBA player is being able to switch.

76 people Fans: After all, the most important ability of players in contemporary basketball is to "change".

[–]KnicksQuerelleDesFemmes 1221 Indicator 2 days ago

lol a modern "big man"

Knicks Fan: Hahahaha, nothing wrong, and these guys are all "big" and deserve the "big" players of the modern era.

[–]Kings TankwagonKF43 114 Indicator 2 days ago

They’re just NBA Eskimo bros

Kings fans: Don’t think too much, they are the NBA version of the Eskimo brothers.

Note: The Eskimo brothers refer to two men who have sex with the same woman.

[–]WarriorsGet_Buckets 119 Indicator 2 days ago

Both bigs are versatile and long enough to switch out on anyone on the perimeter.

Warriors Fans: These two big men have all and good jobs, and they can "change" to defend anyone from the outside.

[–][SAS] Manu GinobiliPrimid47 78 Indicator 2 days ago

Switching on D and penetrating hard inside to finish with authority on O

Spurs fan: Successfully "changed" defense, one shot into the soul, and instantly climaxed.

[–]Wizardscshaxercs 122 Indicator 2 days ago

If you can't switch D, you ain't gonna get any playing time.

Wizards Fan: If you can't even switch to prevent chickens, then you still play JB basketball.

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[–]tjbanks85 647 Indicators 2 days ago

This tweet earlier made me laugh She's got a type obviously. Racially ambiguous 2nd year ROYs.

This tweet made me laugh and pee - it's obvious that Tinashe has his favorite one, and it must be a second-year best rookie who can't tell whether it's a black or a white person.

[–]BullsSwizzzay 1739 Indicator 2 days ago

Off-season hasn't started yet and we're already seeing trades. Nice.

Bulls Fan: We have seen a "big deal" before the offseason started, which is really refreshing.

[–]MavericksTheCocksmith 72 Indicator 2 days ago

It's looking like Blake is winning this trade with the recent Tinashae acquisition, but it really just boils down to whether Kendall will be a better fit for Ben's system.

Mavericks Fan: Because of Tinashae's "hot state", it seems that Griffin is making a lot of money at the moment, but we need to further see if Jenner Kardashian is more suitable for Simmons' "system" to judge whether this deal is win-win.

[–]NBAWolfFangFist93 486 Indicator 2 days ago

someone should commission Taco to create the NBA Eskimo Brothers Database. actually that's a great offseason shitpost idea

Does anyone ask Taco to create an NBA Eskimo Brothers database? This must be the most interesting topic of talk in the offseason.

Note: Taco, a character in the American drama "The League", proposed the concept of the Eskimo Brothers.

[–]Trail Blazersowenbowen04 260 Indicator 2 days ago

It's been the offseason since CP3's hammy went out.

Trail Blazers Fan: The offseason has started since Paul's hamstring injury.

[–]Raptorsshayze 155 Indicator 2 days ago

It's been the offseason since KD signed with GSW.

Raptors Fan: The offseason has begun since Durant signed with the Warriors.

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Note: Austin Rivers' sister Carly Rivers had dated Irving , George, and Jordan Jr. . Now the person they are dating is Seth Curry .

[–]NBAhitlama 224 Indicator 2 days ago

I wonder how fucking Doc Rivers feels about his daughter being banged by his players.

I want to know more about how Doug-Rivers feels.

[–]KnicksQuerelleDesFemmes 617 Indicator 2 days ago

He probably doesn't give a shit

Knicks fan: He may not care at all.

[–]NBAWolfFangFist93 412 Indicator 2 days ago

idk. i dont have a sister but i feel like id be upset if she banged a bunch of my friends/peers/rivals. just basing this off how protected/upset my friends with hot sisters get whenever someone makes comments about their sister

I don’t know, I don’t have a sister or sister, but if it were me, I would feel uncomfortable seeing my friends/colleagues/opponents appear frequently in the “stamp album” of my sister or sister. The reason for this is based on my friends who have hot sisters/sisters’ unhappy when they hear that their relatives are being evaluated.

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[–]76ersMister-302 542 Indicator 2 days ago

It depends on who it is for me. If she is with a nice guy like curry then thats fine. If she is with a dancemond green than i am pretty upset.

76ers Fan: It depends on who she is with. If she is with a good person like Curry, it would be nothing if she is with a villain like Zhu Meng.

[–]Warriorsrecamie 436 Indicator 2 days ago

I mean maybe on the court dancemond is obnoxious but he has a long term girlfriend with a baby and a step daughter he has raised so idk seems pretty nice to me? (Unless you mean on the court personality in which case yeah true)

Warriors fan: Although Green is annoying on the court, he has been with his current girlfriend for a long time. The two have children and he is also raising his stepdaughter, so I think I can accept him as well (of course if the upstairs refers to the character of the court, then forget it.)

[–]march20rulez 904 Indicator 2 days ago

Well then what the fuck is he doing with my sister.

Fuck him

Since it is already so good, why do he still flirt with my sister?

[–]HornetsKeepItRealTV 82 Indicator 2 days ago

Why is sending dick pics out to so many people then?

Hornets Fan: Since your character is so noble, why do you still reveal photos of your dick on social media?

[–][GSW] Sarunas Jasikeviciushamburgl4r 169 Indicator 2 days ago

for the Culture

Warriors fans: Have taste.

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[–]Sunsmurphstar 402 指標 2 天前

I wish one of these young stars would pull a Baron Davis and find an unconventional (maybe even more successful) woman to date. Like KAT going older and spending time with Marisa Tomei at an ice cream shop. Or Booker going to the Botanical Gardens with Jourdan Dunn.

Suns Fan: I hope that a young player can reveal that he is uncommon to find women like Balang Davis , such as Towns and Marisa Tome go on a date at an ice cream shop, or Devin Booker and Zhuodan Deng go to the botanical garden.

Note: Davis's girlfriend is 12 years older than him.

[–][MEM] Mike MillerIm_Not_Confused 284 Indicators 2 days ago

Next, Blake and Ben will be together?

Grizzlies Fan: So after the exchange, are Griffin round book Simmons together?

Source: Reddit

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