Hearthstone hilarious jokes collection 1 I can’t stop laughing. Today, the editor brings you various jokes from Hearthstone compiled by Tieba players, blown up and men’s toilets. The editor will continue to bring you the latest Hearthstone jokes in the next few days. Interested friends must not miss it.
Gianna and Anduin's extreme counter-kill
Gianna: My magic will tear you to pieces. Anduin, now I have 30 blood, 6 cards with 2 fireballs and one fire explodes, double noises on the field are the strongest single defense, Cykchek is ready, the Saint Shield tank opens fire at any time, Spider tank is tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick
Gianna: Resist stubbornly! Any resistance you have is in vain!
Anduin: No, I believe in the power of the holy light. As long as a priest believes in his deck, there is no miracle that cannot happen!!!
Gianna: Haha, the scene is like this, I will see how you turn it over.
Anduin: Then come on, my cards, I believe you will not let me down. My turn, draw cards!! (The warm duel sounds)
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Gianna: Just a fight for trapped beasts.
Anduin: Ah, I got a picture of arcane wisdom, a picture of wizard apprenticeship. Let me see, Jaina, what can I get with your cards. Summoning: Wizard Apprentice! Now I have 5 fees left
and all the spells I use can be reduced by 1 fee. Activate the spell card again: Arcane wisdom.
I have 3 fees left.
Gianna: Hahaha, your mana is gradually decreasing, but my scene has not been shaken at all. Now, what can you do with these 3 mana values?
Anduin: I can hear your calls, my cards. Using arcane wisdom, I draw the spiritual vision and thinking steal! Move: spiritual vision! Let me see the mystery in your heart, Jaina.
Gianna: What a disgusting spell, a shameless thief! But what can you steal?
Anduin: Can the matter of the Holy Light be considered stealing? This is the most real perspective of your soul. Now, I get your unstable portal.
Come on, open the portal and let us see what kind of miracle will come!
Gianna: Humph, you are dead to the forefront, and even if the Wings of Death come, you can't save you! By the way, you only have 2 dollars left, you'd better make good use of it, hahaha~
Anduin: No, this is just a white card, this is just a wizard apprentice, one day, she will become as strong as me. I think that day will be today. Summoning: Wizard Apprentice! I already have 2 Wizard Apprentice present, and now I will use: Thinking Stealing! I have only 1 fee left.
Gianna: No need to struggle! What else do you think you can steal?
Anduin: Stealing the real fear in your heart. I drew a portal and arcane wisdom.
Summoning: Wizard Apprentice! Now, I have 3 Wizard Apprentice present, which means that I can 0 fee to start: Arcane Wisdom! Respond to my summon My deck, now, draw cards! A spiritual vision, and a mind control technique!
Jaina: What! Do you want... #(Ah?)
Anduin: Yes, I bet on my last 1 magic crystal, in the name of the holy light, I now announce that I will start: Mind Control technique! Jaina's minion, now obey my orders!
"You, need my help!"
Jaina: Anthonydas, you are a fool, you actually serve the enemy! Traitor! Idiot!
Anduin: No, Jaina, it's still a little short of the last, it's not over yet. Using the mind vision, I got your portal.
Gianna: No! Why is it another portal?
Anduin: You don’t love your deck, Gianna, your deck has abandoned you because of this. Now accept your destiny, use the portal, get, the wizard apprentice!
Gianna: No, this is impossible!
Anduin: This is the most real reality. Let the endless flames rush up, let the whole earth burn, and the smoke will cover the sky like a curtain! Summon, wizard apprentice!!!
Gianna: No, no, no!!!!
Anduin: Now is your doomsday, Gianna. Sorry, I played well, thank you, Holy Light will punish you. Use: Fireball Technique!
Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!
Uh~ Ah!!!
The smoke of gunpowder has dissipated and everything is over. Anduyin dragged his body with only 1 point of blood and looked up at the sky.
Those heroes who trust his deck will also be protected by his deck, and those heroes who despise his deck will also be abandoned by his deck. ——Varian. Urien
In addition, this is not dirty at all. Where is the matter of the Holy Light?
The love, hate, and love between Anduin and Garrosh
"What's wrong? Garrosh? Is there nothing to do?" Anduin looked at Garrosh jokingly. "I didn't expect that the former chief of the tribe would fall into such a field! Ha."
Garrosh had a blue face and stared at the arrogant prince of Stormwind City in front of him. As always, there was only anger in his eyes.
"What does your look mean? Do you think you still have a chance to beat me?" Anduin sneered. "You'd better see clearly the current form first. You only have 1 health point left, and you don't even have a hand. On the other hand, I not only have 30 health points, but I even have the Aujin Axe stolen from you with the Mind Vision.
I think my Holy Shield Sun Walker has told you that you have no chance of winning. And there are also the Secret Shadow Priest on my scene, and the Armored Cast Master she pulled from you, and of course, there are mental controls to pull over to the Great Emperor Sorison. , There is the blue dragon with grace, Sneid's logging machine, and my profession Orange Cavelon. There is also the second white and rich beauty in hand, and the second mental control! You absolutely have no chance of winning! Give up, accept your destiny, and accept the judgment of the Holy Light on you! Just as you were judged by Thrall in the Nagran Prairie..."
"I want to see what else you can do!" Anduin yelled very rarely, yes, he panicked.
"Summon, elf!"
"What, is this..." Garrosh's card hung in the air and did not fall for a long time.
As he watched his body crack inch, Anduin felt regretful. Why did he force Garrosh to the point of losing his mind? However, it's too late!
"The elf interferes with your connection with Hearthstone..."
554 and 454 stories
To be honest, why do 554 and 454 exist together? Just like bang bang and combat puppets, is it because it's just a little bitch?
At that time, you were just a rookie, and were beaten by a group of gangsters on the battlefield and their faces were swollen.
"Hey, man, do you need to hire me to protect you? You only need five crystals, and you don't need Arcane Dust as a tip."
You looked at the person who spoke. He was a goblin, inheriting his usual short figure and not thick skin. . . The hands are not vague and look solid.
You heard the voice of "I am the King of Trains", shivered, had no time to think, and quickly threw the crystal to the goblin.
"These monsters were not what I led!"
"Go back, you don't need it here." The goblin looked very disappointed and said nothing, so he could only go back to Zanghai Bay.
I don’t know how long it has passed, an unprecedented trial has begun, you are no longer a rookie, but have become a legendary player respected by everyone. Your reputation attracts heroes from all walks of life to vote, and everyone has unique skills. You are generous by nature and spend a lot of money, and the followers of epic legends are rushing to join you. . .
You are quite nostalgic to go back to the tavern you used to. After all, returning home in glory, if you don’t let old friends know, it’s like walking in glory at night.
You accidentally saw a familiar figure in the corner of the tavern.
After three rounds of drinking, the goblin spoke in a shy and hesitant manner, "I really want to go to the championship trial. Can you take me to see it? Others are either not qualified to go to the advanced arena or they don't want to take me there."
Of course you are willing to take care of your old friends, but you are also very embarrassed. "You are gone, but you are so cruel. Look at this guy, you are younger than you, but your ability is exactly the same as you. If you take you there, you will be able to have a drink when you meet him!"
"It's okay, when you meet him, at least I won't lose in the gun showdown, and I can help you win at least a little!"
The noisy tavern just now suddenly calmed down, and then a blockbuster laughter broke out.
You didn't smile, you thought in a daze that a long time ago, when you were facing the Wings of Death, when you were about to be suffocated by the Dragon Power, there was such a small man who was determined to stand in front of you.
"Just stand behind me."
Mom, I'm so touched, but what do you want to use
At the beginning, this guy named Slave Owner was not popular in the tavern.
"I heard that the new guy named Slave Master is a gangster. The adventurers who led him said that he has no attack power and can't withstand a few strokes. He is just a gangster who has been scattering on the streets for many years."
"That's right, can such a person survive on the battlefield of Hearthstone?"
"Maybe put him and the guy who threw bombs together...
"It's better to let the mage lead him with the fireball to hit him... · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · ·
"Maybe, Hearthstone's battlefield is indeed not suitable for a guy like me."
The slave owner drank a bottle of strong liquor and picked up another bottle of liquor.
"Boss! Add this bottle and check out!"
He has made up his mind to leave.
A man in armor walked to the opposite side of the table and sat down.
"Can you just say that you can't stand this little bit of ridicule and sarcasm? Do you just want to escape?"
"Escape?" The slave owner's drunkenness suddenly faded away, and his face turned red and stood up.
"When...of course not! I am the most powerful, I can easily find a large group of brothers! I have never lost! It's just that this place is not suitable for me!" A burst of ridicule broke out in the tavern.
"Forget it, you haven't won here yet!"
The slave owner sat down and took a sip of wine angrily. The man looked at him quietly.
" Have you even been exposed to the higher level of Hearthstone Battle, so are you planning to leave?"
The slave owner looked up at him.
"I just... just... just... I don't know where to rush."
Slave owner continued, "Working in the street depends on courage. I know I'm not good, but my brother and I are not afraid of anything. If someone can accept me, tell me where to rush! I will definitely not retreat!"
"Okay! Follow me, I want to see your courage! Where I point to, do you dare to rush?"
"What's there to dare!"
"What's the matter!"
so, the slave owner followed that person, who led him to meet the riots and supervisors, and they became the best partners. Under the leadership of a man named Commander of War Song, who always shouted "Road forward". This street gangster who is looked down upon by everyone has become the most terrifying character on Hearthstone. Every time the slave owner yelled, "Everyone, come here", he tried his best. The slave owner just wanted to show his courage to the person who dug himself out of the bottle. When the commander was beside him, after a fighting roar, he was fearless even if the commander pointed at the Wings of Death.
Their team is invincible under the leadership of the commander. Soon, they became the NO.1 of Hearthstone battlefield. On the day of reaching the top, a former street gangster named "The Terrifying Slave Master" said to the commander.
"I will only rush to where you point! You will always be my commander!"
They continued with powerful myths, and no one on the battlefield dared to challenge him for a moment.
After a while, bad news came.
"Did you hear that the war song commander who led the team to create myths was broken by a big man and has left the Hearthstone battlefield!"
"Why?"
"Who knows?"
"Who knows?"
The entire team fell into loss, especially the slave owner.
Rampage Bereavement said: "We must cheer up and know that the commander is gone. The mage who led the mechanical army is here to challenge us! Even for the glory of the commander, we must accept the challenge and defeat them!"
In the battle, the slave owner came on the stage when the important time was important. Facing the opponent's vast mechanical army, the slave owner shouted: Everyone, everyone...!
His voice was suddenly blocked, and the axe raised high hung down weakly, and stood there.
The riot berserker beside him yelled: "You fucking rush!"
I looked back at the riot berserker, and he seemed to be asking himself, "Where should I rush?"
The slave owner suddenly remembered the day he reached the top, and recalled the first time he slaughtered the death wings...
Going forward was the first time he defeated the silt squirter...
Going forward again was the first time he defeated the silt squirter...
Going forward again...
Going forward again... It was when he was fighting for the first time under the commander... · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · ·
The riot also left.
Many people in this team have left.
