Funny GIF picture: in broad daylight, why still pull the curtain

feels in love.

is the dog sick?

Is this a look in contempt?

in broad daylight, why still pull the curtain

Funny joke: friends, I have been found to have emotional acquisition disorder, and it is severe, I have despair in this world, I don’t know How to go on. But the doctor said that a beautiful girlfriend can effectively relieve the disease. I know that you are all kind people. I hope you can save me and let me feel the warmth of the world and live well. Please introduce me a beautiful girlfriend, thank you, don’t ask me why I only have one, because just concentrate on it and get better soon.

funny jokes: my wife is very timid, and I especially like watching horror movies, so she often courageously watch with me. Last night I lay on the sofa and watched it for a while. The more I watched, the more sleepy I was. I didn’t know when I fell asleep. When I woke up, I found that the film was half past. My wife said to me in tears: Husband, I’m scared. You fell asleep and couldn't bear to wake you up, and you were afraid to turn off the TV. Puff, Erhuo, don't you know that there is a magical thing called a remote control?

Funny joke: I went to the night shift once and it was very hot outside. I bought a glass of water. After I pierced the straw, I found that it was not good, but the pulp inside was not bad. So I was afraid of waste, so I sucked out the pulp while spitting the water into the cup. Here, just like that, the pulp is finished, but the water is forgotten, maybe the colleagues are also thirsty. After get off work, I didn't even think about picking up so much and drank it. When I returned to the lounge, I found the glass was empty!

Funny paragraph: There are a lot of mosquitoes in the summer class. The male student sitting in front of me is always bitten by mosquitoes. He said angrily: "Keep biting your father!" I heard it at the same table, and mosquitoes bit me. At the table, I took a picture of the male classmate at the same table and said, "Take care of your children, always bite me!"