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The most beautiful today
Daily smile
1. After lunch break, I suddenly felt urgent and urinated, and I was very ruthless. When I arrived at the bathroom, the boss was also peeing. I lowered my head and quickly untied my belt, took it out and peed, and then raised my waist. But I didn't know that my feet slipped and took it back two small steps. At this time, the boss turned his head and looked at me and said in surprise: Damn, your little pistol has such a great recoil...
2. Just now, I walked to the repair station to get my grandfather's wheelchair. When I passed the traffic light, I saw that there were few vehicles passing by, and I was very entertained... I slowly pushed it with my hands in the wheelchair. It was halfway through the red light. LZ was moving forward and was neither back nor back. The key was As soon as I looked up, there were cars on both sides of the road, waiting for me to cross the road. I jumped out of the wheelchair and pushed it and ran away~ I completely ignored the messy gazes of the group of people behind me...
3. A ray of setting sun hung on the west side of the noisy city. I stopped by the street. The breeze blew across my face, lifting the tips of my eyebrows. I looked sideways into the distance, feeling melancholy. She seemed to see my thoughts and said to me affectionately: On the road of life, we will experience one person after another, but we cannot predict who can stay in your tomorrow and who will accompany you. We all know this very well, so I cherish everyone who is willing to stop for me! Well, brother, fast food is 100, I'll be there later! I smiled undeniably, held the two coins in my pocket tightly, turned my head and said to her: I am not stopping for you, I am waiting for the bus here!
4. Husband: I watch people on TV, those disabled people do things with their feet, and I really admire them! Wife: What's the matter! Husband: Can you do so? Wife: Of course! Husband: Then you can try it! My wife kicked her husband with her feet: Go! Pour me a glass of water! husband:. . . . .
5. On the 14th of this month, I celebrated my birthday. At home, I wanted to hint at my husband, so I deliberately asked my husband what day it is today, and my husband said, "On the 12th." I asked again what tomorrow is, and he said on the 13th, I continued to ask the day after tomorrow. As a result, the mother next to me couldn't help it. Is this child stupid? I can't even count the number. Oh my go, it's amazing, my mother.
6. I didn’t know that Lafang also released shower gel . Damn, I have been using it for a month until one day, I found the same shampoo next to it. When I told my mother about this, she said: I knew it a long time ago, and I thought you like to use shower gel to wash your hair, so I didn't say it. I suspect I have a fake mom.
7. He was dumped by his boyfriend. It feels like the sky is falling. I didn't eat lunch, and I sat alone in the corner to wipe my tears. My younger brother, who always quarrels with me, also saw that something was wrong. He handed tissues and poured hot water very sensible. After I finished crying, my brother slapped the table and cursed: This tm is too unreasonable! You are waiting at home, I will avenge you! I hurriedly grabbed it: Don’t go! ...Woooo... With your words, I feel much better.
8. Before you have a child, make an appointment with your wife, she will take care of the child before going to school, and I will pick him up and drop him off when he goes to school! This year, my child has to go to kindergarten. I spent a lot of time finding a good kindergarten for my child. My hard work pays off. Finally, I found one. Several female teachers in the class not only have good tempers, but also are so beautiful! On the day of school, I sent the child to the kindergarten class with my wife. My wife completely forgot the agreement at that time. I have not asked me to pick him up and drop him off for half a month...
9. I found a big piece of purple on my colleague's face at work today, so I asked what happened, and he said he hit me by riding a bicycle. Crashed by a bicycle? How can I feel like a face when riding a bicycle? He replied, "Don't mention it." The 2B riding the bike opposite extended a fist the moment he was about to hit. .
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