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#Toutiao Creation Challenge#1, One man and One woman are on a blind date. The woman asked the man: "I heard that your father works in the same department?" "That's right." The girl said happily, "Wait until we go back and introduce me to your father, I can be an accountant." "He

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2025-05-30

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I kept telling her to increase gears, step on the accelerator, do not slow down when turning, drift directly over, and after a lap, I saw a racing goddess dragon born in my hand, and the coach appeared very badly. - DayDayNews
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