1. hilarious classic women funny jokes , "What kind of women do you like?" "I still prefer the elegant and noble iceberg beauty, what about you?" "In contrast to you, I like high-definition." In high school, the head teacher often advised me, "There are so many beauties, you just need to weave the net well now!" After getting into Tsinghua , I want to use a monkey rubber band to splash his glass...
2. Search and follow Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com to see more jokes. There is a basin of clothes to be washed on the floor, and the chores and chores are placed in front of you. The wife is holding a child under the age of one year, and she is in a hurry. She begged her husband: "You can't help me with so much work." Her husband said slowly: "I must never infringe on your rights."
3. Embarrassing beauty funny classic jokes , Wu Gang was just a tree cut. Do you think a beauty can fall in love with a migrant worker? Someone answered: The conditions for migrant workers are also very good now. Many people make money in the city. When they go home to build a house and buy a car, they say, what's so great about Chang'e ? At best, they are just a professional rabbit raising household. Why do they look down on Wu Gang!
4. When we went shopping with our buddy, we encountered someone who sent the flyer, but we didn’t send it when we walked past. The buddy was so angry that he stepped forward and shouted, "MB, do you think labor and capital are ugly, right? Why don't you send it to me!" The girl sent the flyer was stunned: "You need this gynecological advertisement, too?" The buddy became even more anxious: "Don't you think I'm ugly, otherwise how could you know I don't have a girlfriend?
5. A friend was single and bought a green down jacket, the kind of hat. The weather was a little cold, so he put on the hat. At this time, the two girls behind said: Look, the person in front is just a slut, and he actually brought it to himself. Cuckold. I put down his hat after hearing this, quickly put it away. No one was wearing it. He looked at me with a damn look and said: You say this, it seems like I have a wife. For a moment, I was speechless...
6. Every time I sleep in class, I feel guilty and feel sorry for my students. The school has been popularizing traffic safety knowledge recently. The teacher told the students: "Students, you must walk the zebra crossing when crossing the road, otherwise no one will compensate you if you are hit by a car! "A classmate: "What if the car hits the zebra crossing? " "Even if you climb, you have to climb back!" "
7. An obese lady followed the doctor's advice and prepared to lose weight. She asked her husband to buy her a good horse and planned to ride it for an hour a day. Her husband did this for her. A month later, one day, the lady returned from riding a horse and happened to meet her husband who had returned from work. Her husband looked at her and said, "It dropped by 20 kilograms! "Oh, really! "The lady shouted happily. "Yes," said the husband, "I mean our horses. ”
8. A treasure appraiser has unique skills. He can tell which dynasty it is from if he can smell the treasure! An audience member gave him a vase. The master smelled it and said slowly: “ from the Northern Song Dynasty ! ” The audience gave another painting, and the master smelled it: “ from the Southern Song ! "The audience brought another bowl, and the master smelled it: "The delivery guy just gave it. ” Then added: “ fish-flavored shredded pork ! Please order me one! ”
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