1. Hilarious classic girlfriend's funny joke, Giving someone a rose, the fragrance lingers on his hands, but his wife discovered it. Every week, I have to wash my clothes at home. Of course, I have to wash my girlfriend, but she didn't cooperate at all. Today I was angry and shouted at her: Be more conscious in the future, Zhou Wu saw me and took off his clothes! ! !
2. Search and follow Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com to see more jokes. Today I took the bus with a classmate. On the way, someone’s mobile phone ringtone rang - the divine song "Love Sell", and everyone in the car neatly cast contemptuous eyes on him. At this time, I turned to my classmates and said, "Hey, someone's ringtone is the same as you." Everyone in the car cast contemptuous eyes to the classmates again. Classmate: "..."
3. Embarrassing things, washing clothes, hilarious jokes, , I have always believed that I would lose weight, but now I am just playing with it while I am fat. Unfortunately, I got very excited while playing. . . When you are in a bad mood, go to wash your clothes, throw them into the washing machine, turn on the switch, and then say expressionlessly: "You can get out."
4. Play online games with friends, but strangely his name is "a name". He asked me depressedly, when he created a new character, he prompted me to enter a name, and he entered it, and then why did the name become this? . .
5. There was a classmate named Hao Jian in his third year. We kept teasing him with his name. Later, he sent listening materials, a book called Victor English book. Hao Jian opened the title page and was extremely excited, "I~~, this child is even more striking than my name." When we opened it, we saw five big words coming into our eyes. The editor especially ~
6. Today, March 8th Women's Day, I teased a girl: "Happy holiday, March 8th." Unexpectedly, the girl replied in seconds: "Happy holiday, March 8th." I asked in confusion: "Tornacle?" The girl replied: "Tornacle is one more vertical than March 8th. Are you not a man?" After hearing this, I didn't say anything for a long time, and I felt that I had a deeper understanding of Chinese characters.
7. The company suddenly had a power outage during a meeting. The boss asked someone to lit a candle in the conference room. The meeting was over. The boss suddenly asked: Is anyone having a birthday today? The second guy said to me happily. The boss said happy birthday, blow the candle!
8. A male colleague was slightly fat and grew 15 kilograms since the Spring Festival! We were all curious about how he grew up. As a result, he said that no matter which relative's house he went to, he said that he had gained weight, so he ate hard and let those relatives see what he looked like after he gained weight! Then... it can't be reduced... the young and handsome guy has turned into bacon, and it turns out that a fat guy ruins everything!
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