1. When I first went to college, a female classmate who I liked in high school came to play with me. She went out to open a room at night if she had no place to sleep. She said she was afraid of sleeping alone, so I opened two rooms to sleep next to her. Thinking about it now, I was so rich at that time!
2. Brother: "I want to divorce my wife." Me: "Ah? Why?" Brother: "I just found out that she cheated." Me: "How did you find out?" Brother: "Isn't it because of the wardrobe?" Me: "Isn't it because of the wardrobe?" Me: "Did you find out about it when you hide in your wardrobe?" My buddy: "Oh, no, it was me who found her lost underwear when I was hiding in the wardrobe of Lao Wang's neighbor"... Me: "I'll wipe..."
3, Wu Song came to Jingyanggang and called the waiter of the shop Wu Song: "Waiter, serve wine" Waiter: "Customer, each guest can only drink three bowls of wine in the shop. I can't stand it if I drink too much!" Wu Song: "I'll ask for a fight, I'll give you eighteen bowls of wine, otherwise I'll beat you so hard that your father won't recognize you!" The waiter stepped down and brought 18 bowls of strong wine to Wu Song. Wu Song finished drinking it in half and two ways. Wu Song said, "Waiter, check out!" Waiter: "Eighteen bowls, a total of 1,800 taels!" Wu Song said, "What? Why is it so expensive?" Waiter: "I said, you can't stand it if you drink too much, you won't listen!
4. A real estate company recruits very ugly married women. Someone asked, "I'm not planning to sell houses to recruit these married women, right? "The boss said: "These people are all talents I chose! "Continue to ask: "Talent? No! "The boss said: 'Can they marry themselves, are they afraid that she can't sell anything?"
5. My best friend brought a lot of delicious food to share with me, and asked me to see her new clothes. Seeing her happy look, I couldn't help asking her: Didn't you break up again two days ago? Best friend: Yes! Reconciled yesterday. Me: Then do you love him or not? Best friend: Love! Me: Why do you always break up and get back together if you love him? My best friend smiled sly: Then do you know why the road was dug and dug and repaired? Me:...
6. I am 5 years younger than my mother-in-law. We are particularly unfavorable. She has a serious obsession with cleanliness. I have long hair and love to break and fall off when I get older. My mother-in-law asked me to comb my hair outside the door every day. I was obedient and stood at the door with a comb every day to comb my long hair! A week later, my mother-in-law returned to get things on her way to work and saw the ambiguous look of the man opposite me combing my hair. From then on, my mother-in-law never asked me to comb my hair outside the door again
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