1. Hilarious classic monthly salary is funny joke. If your monthly salary is only 3,000 yuan and you want to buy a 140-square-meter house and an Audi A6 of 400,000 yuan, then you might as well set a small goal for yourself first. For example, I will live for 250 years first, and then borrow from heaven for another 500 years. My father has a pot of cactus , and the rise is particularly good. . . . . I asked, "What kind of breed is it? What's the name?" My dad said, "You are stupid, you don't know it, it's called Thorn Head!"
2. Search and follow Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com to see more jokes. Today, I saw a very beautiful little girl on the way to work, and followed her. She seemed to find me following her, so she trotted two steps. I thought to myself that if I don’t grasp this kind of fate, I might regret it for life, so I chased after me and said, “Beauty, can I give me your phone? She trembled with her hands, stuffed her phone into my hand, and ran away in panic…
3. The manager of embarrassing things was funny. The manager posted a few photos of his son on his circle of friends. I hurriedly went to flatter and comment, “Your son is much handsomer than you, and he looks like a fool. "After discovering the typo, he immediately commented, "The fool I wrote is my sister-in-law." "The manager replied: I understand, my family is all fools. I %^&*^&*
4. Brother: Don't look at my wife being careless and thinking she is not restrained in spending money. In fact, she is a thrifty woman! I: I really don't see it? Brother: Every time she spends too much money, she will save it from me!
5. In high school, the last one in the class was never Come to school to class and go to Internet cafes all day. But strangely, he comes every exam and never misses the exam. Later we found that before each exam, the second to last class would go to the Internet cafe to charge the last 10 yuan member, begging him to come to the exam...
6. It was cold, so I bought a autumn top and couldn't wait to put it on as soon as I entered the house. Showing in front of the two children: "Do you look good?" My son was doing his homework and responding without raising his head. Fu said: "It looks good, it looks good!" My husband did a good job. He walked up to me, looked left and right... Then he said seriously: "My wife has such a good figure, even if she puts a sack on her, she looks better than a minnow!"
7. When she first started working, the unit needed a photo and ID card. After I handed over the two-inch photo, ID card, and information, the supervisor said that your photo was too big and he went back to change the smallest one. Then I got the one I thought was the smallest one and He handed it over. Finally he scolded him: He asked you to change it to a photo of a 1-inch. What does it mean to have a photo of you eating a bottle?
8. Downstairs of the community, a couple living here quarreled. They were all in dialects, but there were still many people following him. The man shouted impatiently: You guys can you understand, can you understand? I was talking nonsense! A big brother said timidly: Let's just look at the artistic conception.
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