1: is too unfair. I don’t eat a meal, it’s not light at all. I can eat a big meal and gain three pounds of .
2: Some people say that my circle of friends is not nutritious, why? Are you stewing bone soup in your circle of friends?
3: Actually, the jungler is very tiring. I am lucky to have beaten once. One person scolds four people, but I can’t scold you.
4: The only thing I have persisted in growing up is to charge your phone every day.
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5: When I just ordered takeaway, I suddenly remembered that I had 120 pounds and slapped myself in the face. How can I be distracted when ordering takeaway!
6: Girls should not quarrel casually, as this will make them seem uneducated. should slap them in the face to let them know what both civil and military is. [Laughing and crying][Laughing and crying]
7: The spring breeze does not cross the Yumen Pass, and I will not cross the iron silly.
8: Yesterday, a female colleague asked me: "Did you catch a cold?" I was very moved: "How did you know? Is my voice a little hoarse?" She: "No, I saw that when you smoke, there was a nostril that didn't smoke."
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9: "Do you know that the person you secretly loves like you also what this is called?" "What's the name?" "This is called imagination."
10: I confessed my love to the goddess today! She shyly told me to wait for her at the school gate after school. I really couldn't believe that happiness came so suddenly! The long wait passed, but the moment I saw her figure, I slipped away quietly. I hate my cowardice, and I hate the knife in the hand of the gangster wearing a big gold chain next to her.
11: After my wife disappeared, I immediately went to the police station to report the case. The policeman said to me: Brother, calm down. If you smile like this, we can't record the transcript.
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13: I can’t find my girlfriend, so I have no choice but to go to fortune telling. Fortune teller: You are destined to be unfamiliar with the first half of your life, and my eyes lit up: Where is the second half of your life? Fortune teller: You will get used to it in the second half of your life.
14: The money now is really no longer called money! More than ten years ago, I could take 2 bags of instant noodles, 5 ham sausages, two bottles of beer, three bags of pickled vegetables, four cans, two pens, two boxes of blades, one electric shaver , and a roll of toilet paper from the supermarket... Now it's not possible, so I'm safe to monitor it.
15: When others praise me, I feel uneasy because I always feel that they are not praising me enough! [Laughing and crying]
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16: It is obviously a rich second generation, but I do my homework on time. I can drive a luxury car, but I squeeze in the bus every day. I can make a living by relying on my face, but I work hard by myself. This is the difference between me and Mingming.
17: Like other princesses in , there are knights who come to see me with different food every day. The only difference is that my knights charge a delivery fee.
18: I suddenly had the urge to learn, and I took a sip of water to suppress my shock. Okay, I'm calm now. I was so impulsive just now, but fortunately I have strong self-control.
19: A friend celebrated his birthday and I bought her a gift online. I told the boss: "Can you write a note for me? Happy birthday!" After receiving the gift, my friend called me: "Who is Zhang Note?"
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