1. Grandma: "You must have perseverance and perseverance in life. Don't be aware that I have never been to school, but I have been reading newspapers every day for decades."
grandson: "Grandma is so amazing. I want to learn from you humbly. What newspapers do you read every day?"
grandma: "Weather forecast."
2. Queen: Brother I, you, I am a handsome man, why not stay in my daughter's country, you are the king, and I am the queen, and you will stay together from now on. Tang Seng was moved and agreed. The Queen was secretly happy.
Empress: I think there is no male in my country like this. From now on, you and I will work together to create a male in my country.
When Tang Seng heard this, he was covered in cold sweat: Then I want to die young and die young.
so he politely declined and continued on the road.
Tang Seng silently recited: When I get real gold, I will return to my daughter's country. At that time, I was also immortal, so why are you afraid!
3. Autumn is here.
Pine tree satirizes the ginkgo tree and says, "Time is not forgiving. As soon as autumn comes, you start hair loss again."
Ginkgo tree fights back and says, "No matter what, I can change two clothes every year, unlike some people, who are just green-skinned all year round, which is so cold."
Pine tree says, "It doesn't matter how many bodies you change a year, but don't dance striptease just by changing."
4. A thief got into a room and was about to commit a crime. The master of
is back, a man and a woman. After the male and female master can't wait to have some intimacy, the man said, "I have to leave, your husband is coming back soon."
"It turns out to be a wild man." The thief thought. The
woman said, "Go away quickly, he is a policeman, it's amazing to find out." When the thief heard this, he didn't dare to commit a crime. When the wild man walked out, he rushed out too.
wild man was startled and asked, "Who are you? What are you doing in the house?"
thief said affectionately, "Brother, don't worry, you are your own."
wild man was confused.
The thief added: "You steal people, and I steal things, aren't you my own people?"
5. A scholar studied the time and space shuttle himself and came to ancient times to confirm whether it was successful.
So he took out his pistol and asked passers-by, "What's this?"
Ancient passers-by said: "It's a pistol,
Scholars were surprised and took out a tablet computer to ask passers-by, "What's this?"
Ancient passers-by said: "It's a tablet computer,
Scholars said: "It's an ancient time,
Ancient passers-by said: Yes, it's just that I've been to 3000 AD
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