1. Girlfriend: Are you wrong? Me: I was wrong. Girlfriend: Where did you go wrong? Me: I was wrong everywhere. Girlfriend: Tell me where you went wrong. 2. In the clothing store, the husband and son of my first girlfriend were with her. I looked at them quietly through the mirror. Suddenly a familiar song played in the clothing store, and she was stunned when she saw me in the mirror. Really unable to control my tears, I walked over and asked: Long time no see. She also shed tears. Silently, he looked at his son and husband. After a moment of reaction from her husband: Brother came to my house for dinner in the evening... 3. The father and his son visited a photography exhibition. A photo titled "On the Way to School" attracted them. It showed a group of children walking happily with schoolbags on their backs. It was very vivid. But the son said: "The title is wrong!" The father asked: "Why is it wrong?" The son said: "It should be 'on the way home from school'. How can it be so fun to go to school!" 4. My brother-in-law runs Didi and earns 10,000 yuan a month. He often shows off how much money he has saved in front of me. I was so excited that I registered one with a broken mobile phone in the car. I lied about working overtime and ran secretly. I ran from 5pm to 12pm every day. After more than three months, I had 18,000 in my little vault. , Comrades, I can wake up laughing at night. Yesterday my brother-in-law told me that her sister is interested in a diamond ring and it costs 25,000 yuan. She asked me to work harder this month. I know this is not easy! 5. Time never speaks, but it explains everything.
6. It is said to be or , but why can’t I get enough?
7. Which bed is better, please recommend it.
8. Come here!
9. Wearing auspicious suit ?
10. People can’t, at least they shouldn’t
11. Change hands for 10 yuan each, and recruit on-site
12. It should be two and a half years of online courses now, right?
13. Your grandma will double the amount when buying groceries, and your grandpa will be criticized when playing chess.
14. Snakes are wrapped around your waist, and you are ready to eat!
15. Click on that pouty mouth
16. Drops on the chin
17. When you grow up, what kind of people do you find that you cannot have deep friendships?
18. If it were me, I would laugh at you too. I can buy seven T-shirts for one hundred yuan.
19. In the five thousand years of Chinese history, is there any poem that truly amazes you?
20. You were running in the morning today and met the leader of your unit, so we ran together. After running for a while, the leader said he was tired, so he took a walk slowly. What should you do at this time?
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