1. Xiaoqiang is twenty-eight this year and still single. When I got home today, my dad was earnestly trying to persuade Xiaoqiang: "It's time for you to get married!" Xiaoqiang said impatiently: "Does marriage mean you will be happy? One of my classmates got married for the second time. What's the point?" Dad said coldly. He snorted and said, "If the marriage is not good, how can we get married twice?" To this, Xiaoqiang was unable to refute. 2. Buddy: Have you been to the top of Wuyi Mountain? Me: Yes, how do you know? Brother: It’s really you! I originally thought that the person with the same name as you was scribbling on the scenic spots to visit here! I really need to criticize you, and don’t do this kind of unqualified behavior again in the future! Me: The place where I carved my words is so hidden, you can even find it? Brother: What a coincidence, I happened to have an urgent need to pee when I got there! 3.A: Where is the boss? B: Go to the toilet! A: You haven’t come back for so long? B: I guess it fell into the toilet. A: Then let’s stab him down! B: Shouldn’t it be fished out? A: You won’t be able to survive even if you fish it out! B: Nothing wrong... C: A bunch of white-eyed wolves, cancel the team building! 4. When I went to my mother's house for dinner, my wife flipped through the photo album on the coffee table and asked me with a jealous look on her face: "Who is the girl holding your arm? She has good skin and figure." My sister said to the side: " What are you looking at? This is me." On the way home, my wife was carrying a large bag of fruits and snacks sent by my sister and said to me: "How is it, am I good at flattering you?" 5. I thought again. Are you trying to trick me into becoming a security guard?
6. I took a secret photo while waiting for the bus. I really like it. What should I do?
7. I was suddenly warmed by my daughter’s words.
8. I’m afraid I’ve caught a big guy.
9. Which one should be repaired first?
10. Are all people nowadays so talented?
11. A man’s life.
12. If your ID was your superpower, what would your superpower be?
13. Why doesn’t anyone worship Zhu Bajie in the world?
14. Why didn’t Tang Monk ask the old turtle from Tongtian River about his life span?
15. Who invented frozen watermelon?
16. Is there anyone who knows PS who can help me change the white background pictures into blue ones? I want to save some money.
17. Garlic from the greenhouse? "Garlic" you are cruel.
18. Is this the special effect of long legs?
19. Palace jade covered with white jade
20. It seems that I have a bad temper
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